Who would win in a fight?

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 19 Apr 2005 05:23

C-Fan wrote:Man.... why didn`t Brad answer my question.

For those who don`t know, Reginald Vel Johnson was the fat black cop in Die Hard. Apparently he`s also a footbagger who posts on these forums too. My money is on Sir Charles though.

The guy from Die Hard (and Family Matters) plays footbag!?!?!

That's crazy. In a pie eating contest he'd stomp Barkley. Well, now that I think about it, he probably wouldn't win cause he looks like the kind of guy that enjoys his food. He'd probably savor every bite while Barkley was just shovin his face into the pan. WINNER...........

Charles Barkley

carl winslow wrote:listen up fatcats, in this topic you can post a fight and than people will say who they think would be the supreme champion, of said fight

Dog the Bounty Hunter Vs. Paul Sr. from American Chopper

-I would have to give this one to Dog cause he would mase him.
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Reginald VelJohnson

No way......

. You can't be serious. Are you serious? I don't believe you.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 19 Apr 2005 08:45

zachatree wrote:me vs the world

i got gun

Uh, is everything ok, man?

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 19 Apr 2005 08:50

Under dog would get handed a puppy whoopin'.

Snoop Dogg vs. 50 Cent

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 19 Apr 2005 09:05

I hate to say it, but 50 would pummel (sp?) Snoop.

All these fights we're talking about, are they "walk up to each other on the street" kinda fights, or "have time to prepare" kinda fights. Cause if it's "walk up to each other on the street", Spidey would kill Batman. I can't get over that one. Sure Batman's smart, but so is Spiderman. If Batman didn't have billions of dollars he wouldn't be shit.

How aboooooooooouuuuuuuttttttttttt.........

"Sugar" Ray Leonard (in his prime) v. "Sugar" Shane Mosley.

A sweet battle it would be. Seriously.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 19 Apr 2005 09:06

well, snoop dogg is scrappy, but i gotta give this one to fifty...i think he really is invincible

jon · Post by **jon** » 19 Apr 2005 10:27

C-Fan wrote:Reginald Vel Johnson was the fat black cop in Die Hard. Apparently he`s also a footbagger who posts on these forums too.

R U Serious! I can't believe it.

Blackend · Post by **Blackend** » 19 Apr 2005 10:43

Here's a good one...

Who'd win in a fight:

Dolph Lundgren (Ivan Drago from Rocky IV)
or
Sylvester Stallone

I'd have to say Dolph would beat his ass like a red headed stepchild. The dude is ripped!

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 19 Apr 2005 11:48

delakong wrote:All these fights we're talking about, are they "walk up to each other on the street" kinda fights, or "have time to prepare" kinda fights.

Nothing was specified so I guess we can do one or the other, or even both.

delakong wrote:If Batman didn't have billions of dollars he wouldn't be shit.

The 29 year old in me is telling me not to get into this. Assuming that you may be as much a big Spidey fan as I am a big Batman fan, then neither of us will change each other's minds about the out come of this particular match-up no matter what we say. And to continue to even try would inevitably prove futile, not to mention ridiculous, as they are fictional characters anyway.

But the fanboy in me is screaming, "Oh yeah? Well, if Peter's dorky little punk-ass was never bit by a spider then he'd be nothing too! How do you like them apples, huh, tough guy?" Seriously, if you take away what makes them 'super', what would we have left? 2 little bastards, thats what. I could look out my window to see a fight like that. But now that I think about it, Peter was older than Bruce when they lost their respective, uh, guardians. In which case, teenage powerless Peter would stomp a bloody hole in the snotty 8 year old Bruce.

God dammit I give up

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 19 Apr 2005 12:01

Zeke wrote:The 29 year old in me is telling me not to get into this. Assuming that you may be as much a big Spidey fan as I am a big Batman fan, then neither of us will change each other's minds about the out come of this particular match-up no matter what we say. And to continue to even try would inevitably prove futile, not to mention ridiculous, as they are fictional characters anyway.

Very true, very true.

Zeke wrote:But the fanboy in me is screaming, "Oh yeah? Well, if Peter's dorky little punk-ass was never bit by a spider then he'd be nothing too! How do you like them apples, huh, tough guy?"

Oooohhh, I'm glad I'm alone at the office today, I laughed pretty hard when I read that. I still laugh when I think about reading it. Touche (if that's how you spell it.)

Spiderman's still the shit though!!!

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 19 Apr 2005 12:12

Spiderman's still the shit though!!!

can you recommend any good spiderman issues, trade paperbacks, or graphic novels?

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 19 Apr 2005 12:24

I haven't read comics in years. I haven't even seen my old comics since I moved back here from Okinawa. I'll try to dig them up this weekend. That would be pretty cool to see all my old comics.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 19 Apr 2005 14:31

No rush then. PM me when you got the time. Thanks though.

Back to topic:
-50 over Snoop, easily.
-Dolph has a great chance long as he uses his reach advantage. Keep Stalone away with a bunch of stiff jabs then move away and jab again. Throw in a couple combos just to keep Stalone guessing.

both in their prime, Ali vs. Tyson...
-in a normal 12 round boxing match
-and a bare knuckle street fight

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 19 Apr 2005 14:41

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 19 Apr 2005 14:49

In your opinion, how many rounds and how would he win it (TKO, KO, or decision)

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 19 Apr 2005 14:57

B_Man · Post by **B_Man** » 19 Apr 2005 20:47

Harry Potter (without the wand) vs Frodo Baggins (without the ring)?

Frankly, I think Frodo's height is goin against him on this one but he DOES have the experience of fighting. Also, hobbits have been known to surprise everyone...

crazydwarf · Post by **crazydwarf** » 19 Apr 2005 20:50

Ali seems way too nice a guy to bring himself to that.

He was a pacafist right? Like at first just to get out of the draft, but he actually took it too heart and such...

Ok, me and my friends have been arguing about this one for a while, one day in english class me and a friend were making up these vs. battles and we got to one that we couldn't decide on...

pixie's vs. unicorns

and not like one pixie vs. one unicorn, like an all out battle between a swarm of pixies and a couple unicorns.

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 19 Apr 2005 22:22

byrin it depends what stage in the characters development we are talking about. if we are talking about harry from the first novel against frodo from the early stages of LOTR then it's going to be a tough cal, and i'm leaning frodo's way. harry from the 3rd, 4th and 5th novel has some serious issues. he even talks about killing people! 3-5 harry vs. early frodo and i think in this case he would win.

now if frodo had been in sleepy little hobbiton in the early stages of LOTR when the fight takes place, i think harry from novels 3-5 would win. how ever if we take frodo from the point where he was on his way to mordor/ or when he was at the edge of the volcano about to destroy the ring and lost the ring and was told harry stole it from him, i'd say it goes to frodo if it was early harry, but late harry would give him a serious run for the money.

assuming we take them both out of the story and do it a few years down the road, harry having never gone to hogwarts and having no friends and the issue with the ring never happening and frodo remaining undisturbed in hobbiton, i say harry. being abused by his aunt, uncle and cousin for a period of years + murdered parents = a boy with a score to settle.

overall, i'm gonna put my money on Harry. teenagers have proved to be pretty good a killing people in recent years, and i don't think harry is any exception. with all the hormones rushing around, Ron being the only guy who seems to be getting any action, harry having lost his parents to a mass murderer and the like, i'll bet it wouldn't take too much agitation to made him redout and turn into a hobbit killing machine.

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 20 Apr 2005 00:11

Mighty Mouse over Superman. All he would have to do is scramble down Supey's underwear and speedbag his yolk sack.

thats so good.. So funny.

jordan would obviously beat vasek.. this isnt footbag.. this is jordan having a black belt in tae kwon do.. which is the shit.. u kick and punch those mufuckas

but if it wasnt one on one then vasek would sick ales on jordan and that would be tough cuz ive never seen jordan fight.. and ales is SCARZY!

jordan.. post a vid of u sparring please!

skoxn · Post by **skoxn** » 20 Apr 2005 02:55

tell me, who is better!

ren vs. stimpy