Scariest first line you've ever read.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 02 May 2005 12:09

I was just thinking about how often I read something and the first line makes my heart stop. I was wondering if anybody else has has these kind of experiences. I'll give an example...

This is the e-mail I just read from my girlfriend:

Josh, I think I'm pregnant. Well, maybe notbut I sure am naseaus alot and I have to pee all the time, and I think I am now officially a hypocondriact. I honestly don't believe that I'm pregnant but I went to smoke a gigaretee (hahahah lol lol......i tried to type cigarette) and I gagged and had to run inside cause I thought I was gonna puke. well, I don't know why I shared that lovely yet graphic news with you. oh and your welcome, I guess you don't have to say thank you anymore cause I know you are used to it and I like doing it (picking you up). well I love you too

See how scary the first line is. I love kids and what not, but I'm not ready to have one. Anybody else???

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 02 May 2005 12:49

umm. WOO!!!

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 02 May 2005 12:52

I can't recall any e-mails that started that way but I can remember 2 phone calls that started:

"You gotta come here quick, a car just ran into the office!" That was from one of my coworkers.

"I think we have to talk..." g/f at the time (and for not much longer

).

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 02 May 2005 13:20

That's what I meant. It doesn't have to be e-mails, it can be anything.

Zeke wrote:"I think we have to talk..." g/f at the time (and for not much longer ).

Yeah, that's never a good thing.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 02 May 2005 13:40

The worst part was the wait inbetween that initial call and the actual conversation, you know, that fear of the unknown? For the next 7-10 minutes my mind went into panic mode and almost drove me nuts. The actual talk wasn't nearly as bad.

Shredster · Post by **Shredster** » 02 May 2005 16:20

Fu*k you!

peanutbuterboy · Post by **peanutbuterboy** » 02 May 2005 18:49

Using information from the documents and your knowledge of global history and geography, write an essay in which you discuss how tensions between governments, or the people they govern, shaped the world from 1945 to 2000. Discuss whether the world, in dealing with these tensions, became a better place in which to live. Why or why not?

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Stupid AP world history...

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 02 May 2005 20:04

Daaaaaaaamn,

I think I would almost rather be dumped than have to write that mess

ebo · Post by **ebo** » 03 May 2005 00:09

Woah delakong, your girlfriend's telling you she's probably pregnant
via email?? That's harsh.

HG · Post by HG » 03 May 2005 03:22

Email from my Mom:

So i shit out my intestines today.....................

i dont think she actually wrote that

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 03 May 2005 05:38

ebo wrote:Woah delakong, your girlfriend's telling you she's probably pregnant
via email?? That's harsh.

She's not pregnant, but yeah, it is a horrible way to tell somebody. I wrote her back and told her not to do that again. I told he that if/when she does get pregnant to tell me in person. And if she does want to tell me in an e-mail, to make sure to break it to me a bit easier than the first line just saying "I think I'm pregnant."

peanutbuterboy wrote:Using information from the documents and your knowledge of global history and geography, write an essay in which you discuss how tensions between governments, or the people they govern, shaped the world from 1945 to 2000. Discuss whether the world, in dealing with these tensions, became a better place in which to live. Why or why not?

DAMN!!! Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh, that would have me stumped. I don't think I'd do to great on that.

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 03 May 2005 08:09

"Hey, I got free tickets to Jerry Springer. "

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 03 May 2005 08:17

back in the day, Dan calling me on his cell, "Where the hell are you guys?!?!?!"

me n' the goof troop

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 03 May 2005 08:52

"In the matter of: United States of America v. Joshua A. Annis ,blah blah blah...."

In bold, just like that. That's really scary. It makes you think the whole country's against you. In case you're wondering, it was just possesion on federal property (on base). One year probabtion/thousand dollar fine and I had to call this number for piss tests. I still remember the number I think, I'm gonna try and call it right now...hahahahaha I really do still remember the number!!! (800) 682-0060. The color for today is orange, my color was silver. I bet that number is imprinted in my brain for life since I had to call it every single day for a year.

mc · Post by mc » 03 May 2005 10:31

Josh,

man, I'm SO glad for you that it was just a scare. I've had a few of those, and they are TORTURE!!! Now, I make sure the girls I'm dating are on the pill, and that we have the same reproductive values, so to speak.

I hope that doesn't happen to you again, I hope it's not for real unless you want it to be, and I hope your girl figures out a better way of communicating with you.

GET HER ON THE PILL, MAN!!!

m

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 03 May 2005 15:26

"What you be about?"

Not what you want to hear when you're 5 foot nothing and weigh 100 and nothing walking home (alone) from highschool.

Bander87 · Post by **Bander87** » 03 May 2005 18:39

delakong wrote:One year probabtion/thousand dollar fine and I had to call this number for piss tests. I still remember the number I think, I'm gonna try and call it right now...hahahahaha I really do still remember the number!!! (800) 682-0060. The color for today is orange, my color was silver. I bet that number is imprinted in my brain for life since I had to call it every single day for a year.

Ha, I just called, it was pretty fun.