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SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 10 May 2005 17:04

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Seath · Post by **Seath** » 10 May 2005 18:22

I gotta stop posting in the wrong forum

I've never seen such an american Jesus.... Didnt he live in the middle east? hahaha

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 10 May 2005 19:44

I was under the impression from all the TV I watch that Jesus was American.

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 11 May 2005 09:16

No no no Jeremy, America was the promised land.. Duuuuh...

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 11 May 2005 09:33

So God creates Canada and he gives it the best lakes in the world, the moutains are incomparable with anywhere else. The whole country is easily physically the best country in the world. The Canadians are stoked on this. The next time one of them sees God he says: "God what's the deal, you've given us the best country in the world - I thought Israel was your promised land, why did you do this" and God replies: "Dude, have you seen the neighbours..."

ted · Post by **ted** » 11 May 2005 10:02

david · Post by **david** » 11 May 2005 16:32

why the hell does every topic have to turn into some religious slandering american bashing post jeremy? seriously its so stupid when like half of your posts are bashing my country or religion. keep it to yourself.

HG · Post by HG » 11 May 2005 18:20

that jesus picture is terrible.

My brother made one where he was holding a sniper rifle, he was wearing a FUBU robe, and had scars/bullet holes in his body. The gun in the pictureyou posted looks terrible. Ill see if i can get it up.

Muffinman · Post by **Muffinman** » 11 May 2005 19:07

Just out of curiosity, Seath, what is the apostrophe for?

PS: David -- chill out

Too much anger.

HooD · Post by **HooD** » 11 May 2005 20:04

Chan wrote:chill out Too much anger.

SHUT UP YOU DAMNED HIPPY !

Just messin with ya. I understand what you're sayin Dave , but it doesn't matter, cause those seem to be Jeremy's favorite online jokes and bashes. Think about this, we're all on the same planet, and we all share a common hobby/passion, so let's just kick to that. Also, am I out of the loop, but are half of those pictures random ?? I was almost understanding the cops kicking...the next picture might have been a pizza with bacon on it. But what the hell is going on with all the rest of them ??

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 11 May 2005 20:21

Erik Chan wrote:Just out of curiosity, Seath, what is the apostrophe for?

PS: David -- chill out Too much anger.

i dunno man

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 11 May 2005 20:52

david wrote:why the hell does every topic have to turn into some religious slandering american bashing post jeremy? seriously its so stupid when like half of your posts are bashing my country or religion. keep it to yourself.

number of times Jeremy mentions "US" or "America" in his last 100 posts - 3. Number of times he does so in a negative manner - 1.

So 1% of my post are "slandering" America. - Wow Dave, good point.

Frankly we've just had a discussion about censorship on the forum and there's no need to have another one in my opinion. If you don't like my opinions on Christianity and American Imperalism then really that's your problem. I won't keep it to myself.

Muffinman · Post by **Muffinman** » 11 May 2005 20:54

Erik Chan wrote: Too much anger.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 11 May 2005 21:04

Sorry Erik, but I don't like being attacked - especially with gross exaggerations and leaving it go with out me defending myself. I won't comment about it anymore - we've both stated our opinions and that should be enough. If Dave want's to continue this he should send me (or anybody else) a message about it.

Anyway here's another joke to make you feel better.

This Canadian is really unhappy with his life. He just doesn't feel right with his life. So he thinks about it for a long time and then goes to his doctor.
"Doctor," he says. "I'd like you to make me an American."
"You understand that for that operation we'd need to remove 20% of your brain," says the doctor.
"Yeah sure doc, I'm just really unhappy being Canadian and I'm prepared to sacrifice that 20% if it will make me happy"

So the operation goes a head and after giving the patient a few days to rest from the brain surgery the doctor comes to speak to the patient.
"I've got some bad news," says the doctor. "Rather than removing 20% of your brain and leaving 80%, we removed 80% and left 20%. I'm really sorry about this"
To which the patient responds; "She'll be right mate." (in a Steve Erwin accent if you don't know where that expression comes from)

KronoKicker · Post by **KronoKicker** » 11 May 2005 22:10

HAHA thats priceless. The Croc Hunter rules!

I have to say that Jeremy has actually done really well lately about not bashing America, there for a while it did seem like almost every post bashed America in some way. Most of the time if I didn't like it, I simply wouldn't read it. Sometimes I would read it, because sometimes he can be right, or at least makes a good point, whether we will admit or not.

And a lot of us have a country that we like to pick on, myself I'm guilty of picking on Canada... eventhough through footbag I have had the pleasure of meeting a lot of great Canadians.

Robin Williams said it best "Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party"

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Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 11 May 2005 23:20

Since there is no real defined topic, this isn't posting off topic... self justification works wonders.

When I first started reading Modified, Jeremy seemed like he was coming down really hard on the USA. I am nationalistic/patriotic. When I actually talked to Jeremy, it was very clear to me (and please correct me if I'm wrong Jeremy) that he doesn't hate America or Americans. He has problems with the way we treat other peoples and the way we treat our own people within the country. I have very little room to argue with when someone is attacking our foreign and national policies most of the time; I have a problem with them too. And if I wanted to justify my country's actions I would have to do research to find out what's really going on. Jeremy seeks to educate and make people question things which they don't normally. It's good to have people like that around sometimes.

Just for good measure, here's a four day old Aye-aye. Aye-ayes are the largest nocturnal mammal.

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Emily Kulczyk

"Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for mankind" -Horace Mann (US educator, the first great American advocate of public education, 1796-1859)

Splint · Post by **Splint** » 11 May 2005 23:44

Jeremy wrote:So God creates Canada and he gives it the best lakes in the world, the moutains are incomparable with anywhere else. The whole country is easily physically the best country in the world. The Canadians are stoked on this. The next time one of them sees God he says: "God what's the deal, you've given us the best country in the world - I thought Israel was your promised land, why did you do this" and God replies: "Dude, have you seen the neighbours..."

Ummmm...have you ever tried to borrow a cup of suger from any of Israel's neighbors?