Cambodian Ring Fight

blackcrown · Post by **blackcrown** » 27 May 2005 09:52

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38 ... -Fight.htm

At first I laughed. Then I thought, "That's just sad." Then I laughed again.

Eric

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 27 May 2005 09:57

dude! That story is horrible

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 27 May 2005 10:38

whoa!
28 dead midgets in 12 minutes!!

That fucking lion beat my record!!

"Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion"

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 27 May 2005 13:49

Jeremy wrote:dude! That story is horrible

Agreed. Thats just not cool.

blackcrown · Post by **blackcrown** » 27 May 2005 14:07

Oh c'mon you guys are being to sensitive. It is pretty funny. I mean what's not funny about dead midgets?

Eric

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 27 May 2005 14:18

blackcrown wrote:I mean what's not funny about dead midgets?

Thats so horriable but I actually laughed out loud at that. Not alot of things make me do that on internet.

blackcrown · Post by **blackcrown** » 27 May 2005 14:27

lightningbolt wrote:Thats so horriable but I actually laughed out loud at that. Not alot of things make me do that on internet.

Thanks, I'm glad I could help out.

The Simpsons wrote:John: It's camp! The ludicrously tragic? The tragically ludicrous?
Homer: Oh yeah. Like when a clown dies.

Eric

HackingGanesh · Post by **HackingGanesh** » 27 May 2005 15:59

Haha, I hope the people don't get offended if they censored

Edit: My apologies

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 27 May 2005 22:04

Eric's right - lions killing midgets is definitly funny. Midgets are always funny.

I can't believe they lost so badly though - I mean 42 to 1 - you'd think they'd have a chance. And what about the last couple of midgets - surely when the numbers got down to 2-1 or 1-1 you'd have the sense to not fight - silly midgets - they're too stupid to live

sPinko-Mania · Post by **sPinko-Mania** » 28 May 2005 03:59

That story is bullshit

It's an interesting idea though...

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 28 May 2005 15:41

i bet if the midgets had just fought long enough, the lion would have eaten too many of them and wouldnt want to eat anymore. and all the food would have made it lethargic and lazy...they shoulda just stuck it out

Bander87 · Post by **Bander87** » 28 May 2005 20:32

"The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold..."

Hahaha, that was the funniest part. Agh, I was a sucker for the page. The long address got me

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 28 May 2005 20:39

yes thank you Ben and Ben for pointing that out - just in case Eric hadn't realised and this topic wasn't a joke trying to see how people reacted to it..

Of course if it was a joke you've spoilt it but you've made yourselves look slightly clever so that's ok.

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 29 May 2005 00:16

hahaha! Wow! I did not get it was a joke.

My bad...

Bander87 · Post by **Bander87** » 29 May 2005 19:52

slapdash21 wrote:i bet if the midgets had just fought long enough, the lion would have eaten too many of them and wouldnt want to eat anymore. and all the food would have made it lethargic and lazy...they shoulda just stuck it out

Hahaha, their legs are too short so they cant run away fast enough.