Sweet Smelling Shred Shorts

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I smell my shred shorts after a session.

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Sweet Smelling Shred Shorts

Post by Senor Grommet »

I love the smell of my shred shorts after a long, hard, sweaty session. In fact, on many occasion, my gf has described at length the extent to which she is completely turned on by the smell. On several occasions, I have forced myself to smell my own shorts after a session, knowing exactly how bad they might smell, yet for some reason, smelling them anyway.

This thread is for those male shredders who are not afraid to post that they love the smell of their shred shorts, or for the female shredders who are only in the game to check out the hot guys.
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Post by peanutbuterboy »

I only smell my shorts before I shred. Like I pick them up off my floor and take a sniff to know if people can stand to be around my for any length of time.
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Post by Moxie »

As weird as it sounds, I like the musky smell of a guy's pair of shred shorts after a long session. There's something good about person's natural odor.
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Post by Guest_2 »

The only experiences I really have smelling other guys is the high school locker room and sharing a cabin with the crew back in the day.....

Sweaty guys are just completely unappealing to me
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Post by ted »

I really enjoy the musty, men's room masculinity of the netting in my shred shorts. Something about the heady aroma really validates us as 'hardcore shredders'.

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Post by sniikeri »

I've never even thought that I'd sniff my shorts. But I have one favourite (climacool) t-shirt I always wear in 2-4 sessions before I wash it. Imagine the smell; three times sweat has dried to one shirt forming an unbelievebly stunning aroma. (You have to guess it yourselves is it good or bad).

Although if the sun is shining I rub some sun lotion to my skin and then; after the lotion is loosened by the sweat, the mixture flows down and again dries to my shirt and shorts. That's a smell I like. :D
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Blackjack wrote:There was a period while attending Cal State Fullerton as a freshman I had moved out of the dorms and there was about a month before the summer session started... I didnt want to go back and forth to my parents house so I was basically living out of my car and bumming it at other peoples dorm rooms occasionally dropping by at wicked's pad... in all this kungfusion i was shredding like a mad man in blistering orange county heat... washers and dryers were few and far between so i stored my only pair of kickshorts in a ziplock bag in my trunk... one night as i was picking up a hitchhiker on yorba linda blvd. the kid wanted to put his bike in the trunk I told him he could so he opened it up and almost passed out... he dropped the bike with a loud crunch and was like "what the hell is that smell??" he thought i had like body decomposing in there... i reassured him it was just dirty laundry...
the next day i discovered febreeze and it hasnt been the same since...
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that smell is what makes you a man. I acquiesce.
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Post by Jackbag »

slapdash21 wrote:that smell is what makes you a man
I whole-heartedly agree to that!
Who wants a sissy boy who doesn't have a stink that makes your lip curl?

I, however, always smell of rose petals and thus my shred shorts can act as a luscious potpourri for any room.

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Post by ptaku »

I always check how much are they wet. If they aren't as wet as after wash then I'm not satisfied with my shred :P After good session they should be like from the water. They don't have any specificall smell right after the session... But few ours later... gah... Sometimes when I forget to get them out of my backpack, and on the next day I open it... oh shit...
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Post by dazza »

i looove this thread - y'all give a brother heaps of confidence !
this is like smelly shorts anonymous, thanks for letting me know
i'm not the only sweaty bastard out there :D

and since so many people get down for the funk of it, and since
i will be going back to school in september, i will be able to make
big money by sending my smelly shorts to rich businessmen 8)

smell y'all later !
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