You know you're addicted to footbag if..... (add your own)

Will Digges · Post by **Will Digges** » 31 May 2005 18:11

When your legs only stop feeling sore when you shred.

I second that , haha[/quote]

literal_hack · Post by **literal_hack** » 04 Jun 2005 20:52

When your friends tell you after a few ducking and spinning combos.

"come on, we know you are better than that take your pants off"

Maraxus · Post by **Maraxus** » 04 Jun 2005 22:08

When you have played butt ass motha fuckin naked.

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 04 Jun 2005 22:31

Maraxus wrote:When you have played butt ass motha fuckin naked.

haha

that actuly made me laugh out loud, i made a joke about my junk bouncen around from nude shred in a rap song i was freestyleing today.

Faco · Post by **Faco** » 14 Jun 2005 04:12

when after sex you start thinking about new footbag combos or moves to try

So I'm not the only one doing that...

sidekick · Post by **sidekick** » 14 Jun 2005 08:10

I do that, only sometimes it's during sex... Is that bad? or am I ADDICTED!!!

acxel22 · Post by **acxel22** » 15 Jun 2005 02:58

when you pass sex to shred

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 15 Jun 2005 08:12

acxel22 wrote:when you pass sex to shred

haha

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 15 Jun 2005 08:37

When you have sex with your unfinished footbags to provide the perfect filler, before stitching the sucker up.

limester816 · Post by **limester816** » 15 Jun 2005 09:20

bigdirtyfoot wrote:When you have sex with your unfinished footbags to provide the perfect filler, before stitching the sucker up.

That is pretty dirty

Bander87 · Post by **Bander87** » 21 Jun 2005 19:41

When you dont study for finals because you were making a footbag video and the test was wicked easy only if you studied.

When you go to parties and bring your lavers (assuming your wearing another pair of shoes)

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 21 Jun 2005 20:23

When you mention to a girl that you're getting good at bedwetter...

When the same girls mentions your mom and you say "yeah too easy"

When the same girl mentions 69 and you say "really close - any day now"

Also not related to those - when every time somebody talks about anything your responce begins with "yeah it's like footbag..."

Jdigges · Post by **Jdigges** » 22 Jun 2005 16:55

hahahahahaha i loved the 69 one...nice man!

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 22 Jun 2005 17:01

that actually happened though

footjam_heger · Post by **footjam_heger** » 22 Jun 2005 23:36

Zeke wrote:... if paying $30 for a freestyle bag is not a big deal but all your hacker friends are freaking out.

... if your Lavers are the ONLY pair of shoes you wear because you always want to be ready to play.

... if you "air shred" in public.

... if you stare at peoples shoes judging them to be worthy for footbag or if you're just scanning for Lavers.

... if you buy clothes thinking about whether you can kick in them or not. Or if they would still be comfortable with your freestyle gear under them.

... if you're walking/driving around the city and you see an open area with lots of people and you think to yourself, "That would be a great place to shred".

... if you play with people much younger or much older, more talented or less talented, just cuz you love to play.

... if you e-mail or call some one you've never met to ask them if they want to have a shred session.

... if some one you've never met e-mails or calls you to have shred session and you don't even hesitate to say yes.

... if you wear footbag shirts 6 out of 7 days of the week. One day is laundry day.

... if you wear your footbag shirt (after you've shred in it) for another couple days and don't give a damn. It's your favorite shirt!

... if commuting for hours to a shred session is routine.

... if you're the last person in your footbag club and you still show up to sessions just to play alone.

... if you have multiple pairs of lavers to "experiment" on.

... if the only thing left of your lavers is the sole and you've practically had to tape them on your feet to play.

... if choosing between new shoes or a new footbag is your greatest dilema.

... if you start to think that the white lavers look better dirty and used than they do brand new.

... if you've woken up in the middle of the night doing freestyle moves in your sleep.

... if you shreik every time a hacker does a toe pick-up with your freestyle bag.

... if you've got multiple colored lavers to color coordinate with your shorts.

... if you name your son Blade.

yeah!!! the same for me!

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 23 Jun 2005 03:07

Jeremy wrote:when every time somebody talks about anything your responce begins with "yeah it's like footbag..."

So true.
And after a while people start to gather that you're insane with 'footbag' on the brain.

Faco · Post by **Faco** » 23 Jun 2005 13:56

when every time somebody talks about anything your responce begins with "yeah it's like footbag..."

When you have a modem dial-up con. and all of Jorden's videos.

I've got one more to go

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 23 Jun 2005 14:00

Jamo · Post by **Jamo** » 23 Jun 2005 15:00

bigdirtyfoot wrote:When you have sex with your unfinished footbags to provide the perfect filler, before stitching the sucker up.

Remind me never....EVER....to buy a footbag off you.

dragonhack · Post by **dragonhack** » 23 Jun 2005 18:51

when you shred so hard that muscle spasms and a pulled hamstring put you on youre ass for 4 weeks straight but you still get cravings to shred, and actually try no matter how much pain youre going through...