Ogden?? I have an ogden here in kingston!
He's a fucking freak!
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Well i just got a call from the cops.
This woman says
"Yeah, a couple weeks ago one of your neighbors got a tree dug up from their yard. Do you know anything about it?"
Of course i just told here that i didnt. Why would i want a tree?!?! I just told her the truth, that i didnt dig up a friggin tree. I was in shock. Why would they blame me.
My neighbor told them i did it.
This woman says
"Yeah, a couple weeks ago one of your neighbors got a tree dug up from their yard. Do you know anything about it?"
Of course i just told here that i didnt. Why would i want a tree?!?! I just told her the truth, that i didnt dig up a friggin tree. I was in shock. Why would they blame me.
My neighbor told them i did it.
JSACK wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show
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Weird, I guess you just have the tree-digger look about you. You know-- shifty eyes, stooped shoulders... maybe a shovel in your hands or something like that. 
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Alright. Heres a recap of the Tuesday session with Ted.
I leave my house at about 1:25, cause were playing at two. We get there at about 1:50, so we wait around a bit. We keep putting change in the parking meter. At about 2:20 we are about to leave, and Ted shows up.
He has a friend with him, Caroline her name was. She was really nice. We stretched and got ready for shred.
Last time i played with ted (some where in january-march) i was not able to realize what he was doing. This time, after improving and watching many videos, i realize how good he is!
Ted warmed up hitting parkwalks and stepping and stuff. All his basics. We got into real shred and he went off! Nuke this, nuke that. He even hit some sailing and frantic stuff. Rubberman>run>rubberman 2! Nuke same muted clipper>matador>(something that changes feet, drifter?) repeat! It was just so sick. I got some great tips on everything.
My shred was also really really good! I was hitting atomic and stepping like cake. My pixies were also good, though i dont use them much. I was playiing GUILTLESS! Haha yes! I hadnt even realized it but lately ive beeeen playing friggin guiltless! I cant believe it!
I hit some real sweet combos like ripwalk>infinity>infinity>ripwalk>huge run
-atomsmasher>legbeater>p mirage>repeeat
-Legbeater>blur
-SO much ducking and spinning
-Spinning butter bsos
-ducking butter>duckign butter>ducking clip>ducking clip>run
-Merkon lots of times
-Generally just REALLY long runs
While were shredding this pack of skateboard punks comes by. They stop about 10 feet away and are just amazed. I heard comments like "OH man look at this! This is crazy" Luckily i got the bag right as the sat down to watch. I immediately throw down a 20-30 contact run! I give the bag to Ted and HE throws down a huge run! We were playing great in front of a crowd! Then a kid whips out a camera and starts filming us. Some other kid goes "Hey stop your taping over the footage of me" They are all like "Who cares this is worth it. "
Haha. Wow it was fun. I put down a hat to collect money but we were on a college campus, so no one has money.
Then Ogden came into the mix. All of the sudden while were shredding a tall guy with a mohawk and sandals comes and says "Must be my lucky day!"
He joined our circle and was reallly good. He was tiltless and had lots of cool solid tricks like drifter/whirl/ducks. He was a nice guy and i hope to play with him again.
Steve also came -Millenniumtree-
He hadnt played in a while, but is still almost tiltless. He hit some new stuff. We had a 2 man session once ogden and ted left for about an hour.
-Far pickup both sides
-Paradox mirage bs a lot
- P illusion?
-over 15 alternating clippers.
great session!
I leave my house at about 1:25, cause were playing at two. We get there at about 1:50, so we wait around a bit. We keep putting change in the parking meter. At about 2:20 we are about to leave, and Ted shows up.
He has a friend with him, Caroline her name was. She was really nice. We stretched and got ready for shred.
Last time i played with ted (some where in january-march) i was not able to realize what he was doing. This time, after improving and watching many videos, i realize how good he is!
Ted warmed up hitting parkwalks and stepping and stuff. All his basics. We got into real shred and he went off! Nuke this, nuke that. He even hit some sailing and frantic stuff. Rubberman>run>rubberman 2! Nuke same muted clipper>matador>(something that changes feet, drifter?) repeat! It was just so sick. I got some great tips on everything.
My shred was also really really good! I was hitting atomic and stepping like cake. My pixies were also good, though i dont use them much. I was playiing GUILTLESS! Haha yes! I hadnt even realized it but lately ive beeeen playing friggin guiltless! I cant believe it!
I hit some real sweet combos like ripwalk>infinity>infinity>ripwalk>huge run
-atomsmasher>legbeater>p mirage>repeeat
-Legbeater>blur
-SO much ducking and spinning
-Spinning butter bsos
-ducking butter>duckign butter>ducking clip>ducking clip>run
-Merkon lots of times
-Generally just REALLY long runs
While were shredding this pack of skateboard punks comes by. They stop about 10 feet away and are just amazed. I heard comments like "OH man look at this! This is crazy" Luckily i got the bag right as the sat down to watch. I immediately throw down a 20-30 contact run! I give the bag to Ted and HE throws down a huge run! We were playing great in front of a crowd! Then a kid whips out a camera and starts filming us. Some other kid goes "Hey stop your taping over the footage of me" They are all like "Who cares this is worth it. "
Haha. Wow it was fun. I put down a hat to collect money but we were on a college campus, so no one has money.
Then Ogden came into the mix. All of the sudden while were shredding a tall guy with a mohawk and sandals comes and says "Must be my lucky day!"
He joined our circle and was reallly good. He was tiltless and had lots of cool solid tricks like drifter/whirl/ducks. He was a nice guy and i hope to play with him again.
Steve also came -Millenniumtree-
He hadnt played in a while, but is still almost tiltless. He hit some new stuff. We had a 2 man session once ogden and ted left for about an hour.
-Far pickup both sides
-Paradox mirage bs a lot
- P illusion?
-over 15 alternating clippers.
great session!
JSACK wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show
Thanks Jess.
I just had a session to hit my sick 1.
It is a SUPER HARD sick 1, and i had it off my foot many times. TOmorrow i will hit it. Its only 5 adds but it is so hard. I call it Red Dwarf
I just had a session to hit my sick 1.
It is a SUPER HARD sick 1, and i had it off my foot many times. TOmorrow i will hit it. Its only 5 adds but it is so hard. I call it Red Dwarf
JSACK wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show
JESUS CHRIST ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUT!
Something i forgot from tuesday during the session with Ted. I hit
dimwalk>ducking pdx mirage>dimwalk>ducking pdx mirage
spinning clip>ripwalk>spinning clip>ripwalk
Ted hit a run with smoke bsos.
I just got in from a session. I started at 4:21 and ended at 5:04. This is probably the shortest session ever! On Tuesday i played for four hours, and i couldnt even play 1 hour today. Jesus christ. I worked on some stuff. Cool combos and repeats.
I did some spinning and ducking and ended up with a 15 + contact run of spinning/ducking/bops to warm up.
Then i tried for ripwalk>diving clip repeat which is one of my challenges. First try i missed the last diving clip! So close. I went and got a huge drink, and poured a bunch of ice cold water on me. I went back and tried 3 more times. Missed. GOt a huge drink, poured water on me. Within those three tries all the water on me turned boiling hot. THen i went and hit it first try after that drink! Yes that combo feels so cool!
Then i was way too tired to do any runs. So i tried for the unique delay competition. I planned out to do a "panoramic" delay run. Clipper>op outside>same toe>same inside>op inside>same toe>same outside>op clip
I hit that my third try, and added to it.
It ended up being
Clipper>op outside>same toe>same inside>op inside>same toe>same outside>op clip>head stall>neck stall>shoulder stall>mouth stall!
Thats 12 unique delays! Wow!
18 points/adds.
Go me!
Something i forgot from tuesday during the session with Ted. I hit
dimwalk>ducking pdx mirage>dimwalk>ducking pdx mirage
spinning clip>ripwalk>spinning clip>ripwalk
Ted hit a run with smoke bsos.
I just got in from a session. I started at 4:21 and ended at 5:04. This is probably the shortest session ever! On Tuesday i played for four hours, and i couldnt even play 1 hour today. Jesus christ. I worked on some stuff. Cool combos and repeats.
I did some spinning and ducking and ended up with a 15 + contact run of spinning/ducking/bops to warm up.
Then i tried for ripwalk>diving clip repeat which is one of my challenges. First try i missed the last diving clip! So close. I went and got a huge drink, and poured a bunch of ice cold water on me. I went back and tried 3 more times. Missed. GOt a huge drink, poured water on me. Within those three tries all the water on me turned boiling hot. THen i went and hit it first try after that drink! Yes that combo feels so cool!
Then i was way too tired to do any runs. So i tried for the unique delay competition. I planned out to do a "panoramic" delay run. Clipper>op outside>same toe>same inside>op inside>same toe>same outside>op clip
I hit that my third try, and added to it.
It ended up being
Clipper>op outside>same toe>same inside>op inside>same toe>same outside>op clip>head stall>neck stall>shoulder stall>mouth stall!
Thats 12 unique delays! Wow!
18 points/adds.
Go me!
JSACK wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show
I have my sick 15 planned out. It is so sick!
It is all unique, with eight 4 adds and seven 3 adds. I might change some four adds to 5's though. It is all unique! I already said that. But that will be so cool!
I might hit it today, if i can bring myself to go play in this heat.
My sick 1 is also very sick. I footed it so many times yesterday. My head started to hurt from a part of it. I dont know what my sick 3 is gonna be. Gimme some ideas!
I am gonna go play frisbee golf with my brother soon. I have 3 discs now, and i used to only have 1. I found 2 in the woods the other day. Yesterday when i played i shot a +6! That is my record! I really wanna get good at driving. My distance is shit. But since i found a driver it has been improving.
I use a white Archangel Distance driver, a blue Leopard Fairway Driver, and a yellow Shark multipurpose disc.
Man i love summer. Last summer i had a job and it sucked. THis summer is the summer of George! I mean henry. You have to watch Seinfeld to know what that one is. Footbag, frisbee golf, friends, lake, good times.
It is all unique, with eight 4 adds and seven 3 adds. I might change some four adds to 5's though. It is all unique! I already said that. But that will be so cool!
I might hit it today, if i can bring myself to go play in this heat.
My sick 1 is also very sick. I footed it so many times yesterday. My head started to hurt from a part of it. I dont know what my sick 3 is gonna be. Gimme some ideas!
I am gonna go play frisbee golf with my brother soon. I have 3 discs now, and i used to only have 1. I found 2 in the woods the other day. Yesterday when i played i shot a +6! That is my record! I really wanna get good at driving. My distance is shit. But since i found a driver it has been improving.
I use a white Archangel Distance driver, a blue Leopard Fairway Driver, and a yellow Shark multipurpose disc.
Man i love summer. Last summer i had a job and it sucked. THis summer is the summer of George! I mean henry. You have to watch Seinfeld to know what that one is. Footbag, frisbee golf, friends, lake, good times.
JSACK wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show
Oh man. I just went outside to do my sick 15. there are only 2 or 3 links that are questionable, so i changed 2 links. Its going to be sweeet!
On the other hand, i had to stop playing cause my shred shorts are so crusty from dried sweat. I havent washed them since last sunday
So instead of my shorts moving with me they would stay stationary and hit the bag constantly on butterflies and drifters. Damnit. So i stopped early and im doing laundry now.
I still want suggestions for my sick 3, or else i cant enter. I dont know what to hit!
On the other hand, i had to stop playing cause my shred shorts are so crusty from dried sweat. I havent washed them since last sunday
So instead of my shorts moving with me they would stay stationary and hit the bag constantly on butterflies and drifters. Damnit. So i stopped early and im doing laundry now.
I still want suggestions for my sick 3, or else i cant enter. I dont know what to hit!
JSACK wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show
just hit my sick 3
Then i almost hit my sick 1 again. I footed it so many times! The duck was clean and everything!
hmm..... While i was trying for sick 1 the batteries in my camera died. So im charging them and maybe if my legs dont hurt when they are charged i will go and try again. My dad is working on the computer so i cant see my sick 3.
WOOOT WOOT
Then i almost hit my sick 1 again. I footed it so many times! The duck was clean and everything!
hmm..... While i was trying for sick 1 the batteries in my camera died. So im charging them and maybe if my legs dont hurt when they are charged i will go and try again. My dad is working on the computer so i cant see my sick 3.
WOOOT WOOT
JSACK wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show
I am so sad 
My lonn bag has a hole in it. It took a really bad stomp and scrape from Ted. And i just discovered the hole when washing it. Its fairly big. i am gonna try and repair it with super glue, cause im out of shoe goo
Shit, its my most favorite bag.
My lonn bag has a hole in it. It took a really bad stomp and scrape from Ted. And i just discovered the hole when washing it. Its fairly big. i am gonna try and repair it with super glue, cause im out of shoe goo
Shit, its my most favorite bag.
JSACK wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show
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Wow. I am really happy with my game. I have been working a lot on dexless and spinning/ducking with dexes, and i hit a pretty sick 3 that is shufflerific. Ill give you a hint.
atomsmasher>atomsmasher>phoenix
that was not very hard for me to pixie duck out of smasher>smasher, which is something that i didnt expect. I am so pumped! I am gonna hit my sick 1 tonight or tomorrow. probably tomorrow. i wanna take time to mourn the death of my lonn bag. God damnit. They are just pinholes but i just wanna patch them up (i am doing that right now) and play with it. Its the most choice bag ever. Damn. i need to break in my newish bags. my Mini, my Jbag, and my Pipenbag.
Hooray
atomsmasher>atomsmasher>phoenix
that was not very hard for me to pixie duck out of smasher>smasher, which is something that i didnt expect. I am so pumped! I am gonna hit my sick 1 tonight or tomorrow. probably tomorrow. i wanna take time to mourn the death of my lonn bag. God damnit. They are just pinholes but i just wanna patch them up (i am doing that right now) and play with it. Its the most choice bag ever. Damn. i need to break in my newish bags. my Mini, my Jbag, and my Pipenbag.
Hooray
JSACK wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show