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Hey remember when we wrote a story by writing 1 line at a time? I thought it would be fun to do it again:
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A long time ago, in a place somewhere nearby, lived a kush, friendly footbag.
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His name was Charles, and lived in the depths of foofooland.
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Charles enjoyed food - breakfast sausages and waffles, to be exact.
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nobody like charles because he only had 31 panels
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Nobody except his stitcher, that is.
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Charles had always dreamed of having 64 panels.
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But his stitcher only had 3 fingers, so he only had the strength to stitch 31 panels
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1 problem,Charles stitcher ran out of needles, so he had to use a crowbar.
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and he also had no string, so he used triple strength floss
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He bought the floss off a black market, run by Michael Jackson.
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his panels were made of the underside of a cheetah's tounge
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Which were then cooked in with professors mothers meatloaf for stiffness.
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then badnfluence's dad spit on it for flexibility
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and Walla! the ultimate footbag material. Except one thing was wrong, only enough for 31 panels.
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so begins charles' adventure to find the "Perfect Panel"
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After some thought, his stitcher thought of a better material. It would start with a cowbell.
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but unfortunately Charles had already left on his adventure
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Accompanied by the sock gnomes of gonnaherpasyphilitisville.
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The all travelled far and wide, through thousands of people's pockets and backpacks, finally arriving at their first destination
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