!!!!!DELAKONG!!!!!

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 23 Jun 2005 08:29

Ha, or email!

I say Cray-on and Raa-coon (like in raspberry)

Dude I hope your eyes are cool with the new glasses. By the way, do you have any pics of yourself? I don't think I've seen you except in your avatar, and that's small.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 23 Jun 2005 08:42

Yeah, I have a couple but I don't know how to host them on other sites or get them here. It's a miracle that I even got that picture to my avatar. I'm not very computer savy. I'm scared to touch anything other than the internet explorer icon. I look just like the picture in my avatar without the facial hair because I shaved, so I pretty much look sixteen again. There's a party at my friend Screech's house on saturday and he's really really good with computers (he has like eight hard drives and he's a computer programer. I don't understand half of the stuff he says) and I'm sure he'll help me with putting pictures up. If you (or anybody) can tell me how to do it, I could put some pics up right now.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 23 Jun 2005 09:41

On account of David kickin soooooooooo much ass, I can post pics now. I don't really have any good pics of me to scan and the camera to my comp kinda sucks, so my first pic in my blog will be the best picture ever taken of my girl.

She's so beautiful.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 24 Jun 2005 10:58

Nothings really going on on modified right now so I'll post in my blog I guess.

RANDOM STUFF

Yeah, went to the unemployment office today. It really wasn't bad exept that it took forever for me to see the guy because the guy whose name was in front of ine was talking on the phone. They called his name and he said "Hold on, I'm on the phone." He stayed on the phone for about five minutes while the unemployment guy stood there waiting for him to get off the phone. Fuck that. If I was the unemployment guy I would have been like "No. Get off the fucking phone now. I'm here to help you get a job, not wait on you while you chit-chat." The unemployment kinda seemed kinda meek though.

While there they gave me three numbers to call. One is for the electrical dept at Hatteras Yatchs (The one I want most, am most qualified for, and the highest paying). The second is for some temp agency hiring carpenters. And the last is being a cashier somewhere. The cashier one pays something like $7-$9, so that's why I got the number for that place too.

I watched the movie "Homegrown" last night. People had always told me that it was a stupid movie, but I really liked it. The story's kinda fucked up, but it's cool to see that everything works out for them. Really cool how just about the whole entire town goes out to the burning and are all breathing as deep as possible. That'd be sooooo fun. Like smoking a blunt with the whole town but never having to pass it. And the field at the begining makes me wish I could strip naked and prance around in slow-mo while listening to "Strawberry Fields". That be sooooooooooooo great. *Sigh*

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 04 Jul 2005 15:53

Happy 4th everybody!!!

CRAZY STORY FROM YESTERDAY

So me, Jamie, Sharla (Jamie's sister), Ricky (Sharla's baby's daddy), and Robbie (Jamie's Uncle) go fishing on Robbie's boat yesterday. It was kinda fun. They all caught sand sharks, croakers, hogfish, sea trout, and I think one sea bass, mostly sharks though. I caught only one thing (but I can't say what yet).

So after we're done fishing (like 9:30ish) we decide to go and cruise the Beaufort waterfront. It was soooooo nice. I saw million dollar yatchs (sp?) smelled some great seafood, drank a couple of beers, and saw some really packed parties. So we're done cruising the waterfront and decide to head back to the dock. When we pull up to the dock everybody gets off the boat, I'm holding on to the boat and Robbie's backing up the truck. Robbie gets back on the boat to pull it onto the trailer and a cop comes running up........

So I'm no model citizen and a cop running up to me is not something that I take very lightly. And he says "Sorry fellas but I need to comendeer (sp?) your boat." In this state of confusion I'm thinking comendeer means confiscate (sp?). But then I realize what he's talking about and Sharla tells Robbie. Robbie tells him to hop on and he'd be happy to help. Then the cop turns to me and says "Get on the boat, I'm probably gonna need your help." I'm 6'2, 150 lbs. Ricky is like 5'10, 170 probably, and that 170 isn't fat. Why the fuck would he pick me? Because I'm tall and have long arms and better leverage I was soon to find out.

So the cop tells us what's goin down now. This guy was drinkin all day, got into an arguement with his wife/girlfriend and beats her up. Then when the cops get there and handcuff him, he runs and jumps into the sound.......the dumb mother fucker jumped into the sound.....handcuffed!!! But that's cool, it's only between one and four foot deep. That's bad for us in the boat though.

So we get up to the dude and he's screamin. Screamin as loud as he can. "SHOOT ME MOTHER FUCKER!!! I WANNA DIE!!! SHOOT ME YOU FUCKIN PIG!!!" and all that. So the cop maces his ass. Dude goes under water, comes back up and keeps screamin the same stuff. I try to reason with the dude and I tell him to get out of the water, and he's only gettin himself in more trouble. He screams at me now. He keeps going under the water (either trying to drown himself or get the mace off, I'm not sure, probably both) and I notice that he's not wearing any shoes. He's walking around on oyster beds and oyster shells and other really sharp shit like that. This isn't a sand bottomed sound mostly. You have to have shoes or some kind of foot protection to be walking around on that kinda shit. So know we (me and Robbie) know that dude's feet are getting cut the fuck up. So Robbie yells "Hey dumbass, how your feet feel in that saltwater?" And the guy's just repeats his whole "shoot me" thing, and "Leave me alone" thing.

So we all come up with a plan. Robbie'll get me and the cop close enough to grab him and we'll drag him up on the boat. Plan took about a half hour to do. That dude was slippery and fightin hard. Any time we could grab him he'd fight his way back into the water. So eventually we get his top half on the boat, but he was holdin on to the front of the boat with his knees/legs. So we had to reposition ouselves to get him on. Cop tell me (remember, I'm 6'2, 150 lbs. Tall and skinny.) to hold on to him while he moves to grab his pants and drag him up. Now me holding onto the squirming dude was the longest 5 seconds of my life, but I managed to do it. I thought I was goin in the water. Cop holds him down and I stand watch till we get back to the dock. I Hold the boat for the cops to get him off and when they put him down on the dock I see his feet in the light. They were FUCKED UP. It looked like some psyco had taken a straight razor and just had fun with his feet.

Anyway, cops thank us, takes our names. When they were asking him his birthday he said "September 27, ajedh" I was like "Wow, that's the same day as mine!" Then the cop asked him the year again because he had just mumbled it and he said "1982". I was like "WOW, exactly the same!!!". Well that's the end of my cool story unless I remember something that I didn't put.

HG · Post by HG » 04 Jul 2005 16:01

That is awesome. You should have poored some rubbing alcohol on his feet. That wouldve taught him a lesson. Better yet, Mace in those cuts would feel reeeaaalllll nice.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 11 Jul 2005 11:00

Check out this new heroic and true adventure.

And the headlines will read:

DELAKONG SAVES THE DAY......AGAIN!!!!!

So Jamie calls me and asks if I want to go to the beach with her and Holly. Beautiful day, my beautiful girlfriend, her beautiful friend, as much skin as I'm allowed to see without getting yelled at, how could I say no? So they come and pick me up (like an hour after they were supposed to) and we're on our way. We smoke a couple bowls of the kine, stop by the store for some brew and get to the beach. We pick our spot and I make a racist/stereotypical kinda joke (which will be the last line of this post. Don't worry, it's not real vulgar or anything, it was just a harmless joke.).

So we're sitting there enjoying the sun and drinking a beer before we decide to get in the water. It was really nice. Low tide, not to rough. Jamie wants to go in then drink a beer but me and Holly want to relax and drink before we get in so Jamie follows suit and cracks her beer too. I finish my beer and rush Jamie to finish hers to because I was getting hot and wanted to get in the water. She finishes and we proceed.

So we get down to the water and it's almost the perfect temp. I could almost just walk right in. There was alot of seaweed floating around and I'm kinda girly about stuff touching me in the water (you know, like when a piece touches you you scream like a baby and run from it while trying to splash it away from you?), when I hear this guy yell "HEY". I look at the guy and he looks like he's waving to a guy on the beach. The guy on the beach was just looking at him kinda slowly walking towards the water. So I was kinda assuming that they knew each other and he was trying to tell the guy to get in the water but as soon as I look back towrds him he yells it again. So I quickly told Jamie that I was gonna go out to them and see if they were alright. I swam out to them as fast as I could (I'm a damn good swimmer BTW. Never lived more than a half hour from the beach in my whole life, I was lifeguard cetified in middle/begining of high school) and was quite ready to be emabarrased. I thought the guy was just gonna look at me funny and be like "no, I was just calling for my friend." but to my shock when I asked if everything was okay he said "help her" and pointed to his girlfriend/wife. So I realized that they were getting pulled out by the riptide and started swimming the girl back to the shore when he yelled agian. I turned around and he was waving me back to him so I left the girl long enough to grab him. When I grabbed him I told him to grab the girl when we got close to her and he did.

So now I'm dragging two people through a strong riptide. They don't seem to know to walk/swim/push parallel (sp?) so I'm trying to tell them to do so and when to swim with them waves. Neither of them swam with the waves so it was mostly me getting our arms length apart, setting my feet as firmly as possible and dragging them to me. Repeat this for what seemed like an hour (probably five minutes, but that's still a long time!) and eventually get them to shallow enough water for them to walk, and that's when I realized that when I had though that I was saving only two people from drowning, I was actually saving three. The chick was pregnant!!! Not just a little pregnant, big pregnant. The dude ask me if I want a Gatorade, and I tell him that I'm just gonna go rest and drink a beer, and for them to be careful if they're gonna go back in the water. I was exhausted!!!

WHAT I SAID WHEN WE FIRST GOT THERE

Remeber I was pretty high and just playing with stereotypes.

"I'm prepared to save the black man!"

You know, they say black people can't swim? It was just a joke but turned out to be more, huh? Crazy. If you haven't caught on by now, the guy I saved was black. He was a BIG black guy too. Really muscular. It must have been kinda wierd being saved by a skinny white guy.[/b]

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 11 Jul 2005 11:18

Oh, my god. Dude that is an awesome story and I'm proud of you for doing that. Now I want to go to the beach with you just in case I need to be saved. I suck at swimming.

We need to shred soon. That's AWESOME that your friend lives near GVegas!

EDIT: Hey, the Luke guy that posted a blog is my friend... he lives in NC. So I figured I'd let you introduce yourself to him in a post or something, if you wanted to. Later!

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 11 Jul 2005 13:59

Damn I wish I would've been hear for the "No Hands" thread. I'm still reading it but that shit got way outa hand. As far as I can tell the begining of the topic was pretty much "is it right to catch a perfect pass and self serve?". But then got blown waaaaaaay outa hand with contriversial (sp?) other bullshit.

I really liked how Darly pointed out the three basic rules of "hack". That's the way I learned it (I never did rule three either, exept if I passed badly) and that's what it still says in "Hacky-Sack" packages. So what that it's called "freestyle", there should still be basic etiquette. If you're eating free food do you just forget about the manners you were brought up with when you were young?

I really really really wish I would've been involved in that thread.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 14 Jul 2005 09:31

Huzzah!!! I got a job today! It's kinda cool really. The place that I'm gonna start working at is called Badcock's Furniture. Bad cock

. I can't get over that. Anyway, the store is brand new, not even finished being built yet (when I went in for the interview this morning they were still doing the tile). So I'm the second employee hired. I'm gonna have to take a drug test though. Thank you fast metabolizm (sp?)! All I have to do is drink water all day and beer all night for the next couple of days and I'll be fine. Dehydrate, rehydrate. Works every time.

I'm gonna be helping set up the store on Monday and then I'll be unloading trucks, delivering furniture, putting furniture together, and other stuff that involves furniture. I'm happy now. I can start playing poker on the weekends again. Watch out stitchers, you're all about to be flooded with my orders!!!

I feel like I already have money. Too bad I don't. I want a cigarette.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 25 Jul 2005 14:15

Yeah, so time to talk about the dumb shit I've done in the last couple of days. So.......I punched a HUGE dent in the right rear quarter panel of my girlfriends car, we broke up, now we're back together and I have to (I was going to anyway) pay for the dent to be fixed. Yep. I bet it's the heat.

Anyway, my boss said he'd pay us this wendsday since he know's I'm broke. The "wharehouse manager" is a moron and he looks like Patrick Swayze (sp?) but old and kind of fat (but not really, it's more like fat muscle if that makes sence). Too bad I have to pay for Jamie's car or I could order two footbags. I'll have my cell back on soon (thursday or friday) so if anyone wants to call me for no reason other than you're bored (or you're gonna come to Havelock, NC to kick with me

pointed at you David

) my number is (252) 349-3844.

I haven't kicked in like two weeks because it's been sooooo fuckin hot here in Eastern NC. The heat index (what the temp actually feels like) has been 110+ for the last two weeks other than Sunday. It was kinda cool (the term not the temp) on Friday night. When we were playing poker (I won eight buck BTW) it was really hot. Then all of a sudden, it started to poor. It felt so good. Pulled all the humidity outa the air.

I don't have much else to say. I just wanted to rescue my blog from the eminent (sp?) doom of page three.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 24 Aug 2005 15:04

FORGOTTEN BUT NOT GONE!!!!!!

Whatthefuckisup bitches!!!! Haven't posted in a while so I decided to get on and check out what's been goin on. Let's see......

FOOTBAG NEWS

I haven't really practiced much, but I am getting drifters (I think) down. It's like a drifter but I don't set from clipper, I set from the toe, so is that still a drifter? I'm pretty sure it is but if somebody could clear that up for me I'd appreciate it. I work too much now to practice. When I get off all I want to do is drink some beers, hit the bowl, and relax. I've had three days off since I started working but all the money has gone to bills and other random goodies that only come around Havelock every once in a while. I think I'll get some new bags when I get payed next week. Don't quote me on that though.

RAMDOM OTHER STUFF

Damn my girl just got here......I'll post more later (probably another two weeks)

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 25 Aug 2005 20:59

Word dude, thanks for that forwarded PM. I hadn't forgotten about you. And... toe drifter.

I understand the busy-ness.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 02 Feb 2006 10:26

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 06 Feb 2006 18:45

Hahahahahahahahah times ten...... Zeke.... I fuckin love you. I think you brought me back. I just found out the other day that I can check Modified from my phone. AWESOME!!! I'm back motha fuckas!!! The Delakong attacks again!!!

I lost my Mitch (my sack)

. Good thing it's tax time. Whoooooooo Hooooooo. Most of it to my lawyer, the rest to new Laver's and some Sandmans and hopefully some new sticher's bags (which I've been saying FOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEVVVVVVERRRR.)

Wow, I haven't posted in awhile (is that one word or two?). I'll try to get back to my old posting pattern.

ABOUT FOOTBAG

I haven't learned much since my last post. I'm still trying to get toe drifters dialied (damn I've being trying forever) but I have'nt been practicing much. I lost my Mitch (the name of my bag sice Mitch {the comedian died} and it was Michigan colors ). Poor me, poor me. Boo hoo hoo. Oooooh well.

ABOUT LIFE

I've done some stupid shit since the last time I've posted...... I regret all of it and when I meet most of you in person please don't ask about it. If you can tell then you don't need to delve (is that the way you spell it?) any deeper. The scars tell the story. Good thing is, they never separated me from my bag. Kicking the bag is one of the things that kept me going. That part of my life has come and gone. I've quit drinking so much and my life has gotten better for it. Don't get me wrong... I still drink, but not daily or as much as I used to drink. I've probably drank as much in the last couple months that I used to in a single week. I didn't even drink a drop yesterday (Super Bowl), I was the DD (yeah!!! go me!!!) I smoked alot though but still.... I didn't drink and that's saying alot especially when all your frineds that you used to drink with were all drinking. They're really supportive though. Good friends can get you through anything I guess.

IN CLOSING

Well, I only get to check my shi-at like once a week, but I got my cell turn back on (when you're not spending money on alchohol you'd be amazed at what you can afford

Check out my new LAMBO!!!! Just fuckin around [obviously]) Call me and get me back into my game!!! (252) 349-3844, show me some love sucka's!!!