So anyway, Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop,
and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?"
and he says "no, but I know exactly where I am!"
Joke of the Day
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached
to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications,
rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the
negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some
room for
improvement and has accepted a five year phased plan for what will be known as
EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil
servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced
with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one
less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf"
20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will
enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to
akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the
language is
disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z"
and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "0" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud, of kors, be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst
plas...
to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications,
rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the
negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some
room for
improvement and has accepted a five year phased plan for what will be known as
EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil
servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced
with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one
less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf"
20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will
enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to
akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the
language is
disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z"
and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "0" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud, of kors, be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst
plas...
Kobus Brümmer
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bigdirtyfoot
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A couple decide to host a themed party in which everyone is instructed to come dressed as an emotion. Upon arrival the attendees would then try to guess the emotion being represented.
The night of the party the first couple arrives dressed all in green. After a few guesses their emotion, envy, is correctly identified.
The next couple arrives dressed all in red... but of course the emotion is passion.
Finally one man arrives in the nude with nothing but a pear stuck on the end of his penis.
Try as they might the guests could not identify the emotion being represented and were forced to ask him...
To which the man replied....
"I'm fucking despair!!"
The night of the party the first couple arrives dressed all in green. After a few guesses their emotion, envy, is correctly identified.
The next couple arrives dressed all in red... but of course the emotion is passion.
Finally one man arrives in the nude with nothing but a pear stuck on the end of his penis.
Try as they might the guests could not identify the emotion being represented and were forced to ask him...
To which the man replied....
"I'm fucking despair!!"
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bigdirtyfoot
- Sloppy
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- Joined: 22 Apr 2002 12:30
- Location: NC
lol nice Dave 
I heard a really good joke but I'm afraid to tell it.
Seriously. I almost did but I'm too afraid of the backlash. Lets just say it's political and Amercans and many others would hate it (and me
)
Oh but it's so good. I'm torn here I'll write it in white - don't blame me if you don't think it's funny
edit: no it's too bad
I heard a really good joke but I'm afraid to tell it.
Seriously. I almost did but I'm too afraid of the backlash. Lets just say it's political and Amercans and many others would hate it (and me
)Oh but it's so good. I'm torn here
I'll write it in white - don't blame me if you don't think it's funny edit: no it's too bad
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bigdirtyfoot
- Sloppy
- Posts: 3142
- Joined: 22 Apr 2002 12:30
- Location: NC
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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"Such seems to be the disposition of man, that whatever makes a distinction produces rivalry." Dr Samuel Johnson
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Kobus Brümmer
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"Such seems to be the disposition of man, that whatever makes a distinction produces rivalry." Dr Samuel Johnson
Americans, Aussies, Brits and Canadians.
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
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Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.
***
Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.
***
Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.
***
Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey and how they beat the Americans twice at baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.
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Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English."
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English."
Canadians: Spell like Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G'day," "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.
***
Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas and liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas and liquor in a backwards country.
***
Americans: Drink weak, urine-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, urine-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting urine.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.
***
Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
***
Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.
***
Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.
***
Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.
***
Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey and how they beat the Americans twice at baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.
***
Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English."
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English."
Canadians: Spell like Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G'day," "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.
***
Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas and liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas and liquor in a backwards country.
***
Americans: Drink weak, urine-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, urine-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting urine.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.
***
Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.
Jeremy wrote:Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting urine.
Three men went on a business trip. At the end of the day they decided to rent a hotel for a night. So, they went around town searching for a hotel. Finally, they found one. Unfortunately, there was only one room available, but it had a king-size bed.
The men thought for a minute and decided to take it. All of them slept together on the same bed.
In the morning they shared their night experiences. The man who slept on the left said that he had a dream that somebody was playing with his penis. The man who slept on the right said exactly the same thing.
The man who slept in the middle wondered for a second and said: "Strange! I dreamt I was skiing."
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Kobus Brümmer
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"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite" - William Blake
Antonio came home from school one day and walked into the kitchen. His grandma asked him, "Antonio, what did you learn in school today?"
Antonio replied, "Well, we learned about penises, and vaginas, and sexual intercourse, and masturbation."
Grandma hauled off and slapped Antonio, hard. He ran up to his room, crying. Antonio's mother walked in and cried, "Ma! Why did you go and hit Antonio!?"
Grandma replied, "Well, I asked him what he learned in school today. He started talking about sex, and penises, and masturbation!"
Antonio's mother said, "Ma! That's what they learn. It's called sex education!"
Well, Grandma felt bad about hitting Antonio, so she went upstairs to apologize. When she opened his bedroom door she found him on his bed masturbating. Without a blink, she said, "Antonio, when you're finished with your homework, come downstairs and talk to me."
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Kobus Brümmer
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"It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety." - Isaac Asimov
Antonio replied, "Well, we learned about penises, and vaginas, and sexual intercourse, and masturbation."
Grandma hauled off and slapped Antonio, hard. He ran up to his room, crying. Antonio's mother walked in and cried, "Ma! Why did you go and hit Antonio!?"
Grandma replied, "Well, I asked him what he learned in school today. He started talking about sex, and penises, and masturbation!"
Antonio's mother said, "Ma! That's what they learn. It's called sex education!"
Well, Grandma felt bad about hitting Antonio, so she went upstairs to apologize. When she opened his bedroom door she found him on his bed masturbating. Without a blink, she said, "Antonio, when you're finished with your homework, come downstairs and talk to me."
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Kobus Brümmer
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"It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety." - Isaac Asimov
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..."
"I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it at all," Brenda confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
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Kobus Brümmer
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"Minds that have nothing to confer
Find little to perceive."
- William Wordsworth
"I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it at all," Brenda confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
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Kobus Brümmer
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"Minds that have nothing to confer
Find little to perceive."
- William Wordsworth
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lightningbolt
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Mickey and Minne mouse got divorced. Mickey met with his lawyer the next day and he asked, "Why did you two get divorced? It was because she was silly right?"
"No" Mickey said, "I said it was because she was fucking Goofy."
"No" Mickey said, "I said it was because she was fucking Goofy."
I think I going to take over Canada. You should help.
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bigdirtyfoot
- Sloppy
- Posts: 3142
- Joined: 22 Apr 2002 12:30
- Location: NC
Q: How come Helen Keller can't have kids??
A: Because she's DEAD!
Q: How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy?
A: Trying to read a stucco wall.
Q: What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
A: Corduroy.
Q: Why is all of Helen Keller's face burnt?
A: She was bobbing for french fries.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: She needs the other to moan with.
Q: How did she burn her fingers?
A: Reading the waffle iron
Q: What did she do when she fell down the well?
A: Screamed her fingers off
Q: How come she didn't scream when she fell off the cliff?
A: She was wearing mittens
Q: Why does she wear skin tight pants?
A: So you can read her lips
Q: Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll?
A: Wind it up and it walks into walls.
Q: What's this (slowly waving fingers)?
A: Helen Keller moaning
Q: Who is the cruelest man in the world?
A: The guy who raped Helen Keller, then cut off her hands so she couldn't
scream for help.
Q: What did HK's parent's do to punish her?
1. Rearranged the furniture
2. Left the plunger in the toilet bowl
3. Put her in a round room and told her there's a penny in the corner
4. Gave her bird-seed to read.
How does Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel and one hand on the road!
Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face?
She tried eating with a fork.
What is Helen Keller's favorite Convenience Store? WAAAWAAA
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
How many kids did Helen Keller have?
NONE! The plunger went all the way through!
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad?
Neither has she!
What did hellen keller's room look like?
She didn't know either...
What do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love
Why does helen keller wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips!!
What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game?
Musical Chairs
Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie?
Around the Block in 80 days.
If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?
What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store?
Just looking!
What's the name of Helen Keller's new movie?
Silent Scream.
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?
Stuck doorknobs to the walls.
Why were Helen Kellers hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
What did hellen keller get for cristmas?
Polio! She had everything else.
Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it......... uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
How do you get helen keller to keep a secret?
Break her fingers
Why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why did Helen Keller cross the road?
What, like she know's where she's going?
How did Helen Keller breake her arms?
Trying to read road signs at 40mph.
Why couldn't Helen Keller play on her high school football team?
Because she's a girl.
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing?
Washed her hands with soap.
What does Helen Keller call the closet?
Disneyworld
Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over? Disneyworld
Why was Helen Keller late for school?
DUI
A: Because she's DEAD!
Q: How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy?
A: Trying to read a stucco wall.
Q: What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
A: Corduroy.
Q: Why is all of Helen Keller's face burnt?
A: She was bobbing for french fries.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: She needs the other to moan with.
Q: How did she burn her fingers?
A: Reading the waffle iron
Q: What did she do when she fell down the well?
A: Screamed her fingers off
Q: How come she didn't scream when she fell off the cliff?
A: She was wearing mittens
Q: Why does she wear skin tight pants?
A: So you can read her lips
Q: Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll?
A: Wind it up and it walks into walls.
Q: What's this (slowly waving fingers)?
A: Helen Keller moaning
Q: Who is the cruelest man in the world?
A: The guy who raped Helen Keller, then cut off her hands so she couldn't
scream for help.
Q: What did HK's parent's do to punish her?
1. Rearranged the furniture
2. Left the plunger in the toilet bowl
3. Put her in a round room and told her there's a penny in the corner
4. Gave her bird-seed to read.
How does Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel and one hand on the road!
Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face?
She tried eating with a fork.
What is Helen Keller's favorite Convenience Store? WAAAWAAA
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
How many kids did Helen Keller have?
NONE! The plunger went all the way through!
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad?
Neither has she!
What did hellen keller's room look like?
She didn't know either...
What do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love
Why does helen keller wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips!!
What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game?
Musical Chairs
Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie?
Around the Block in 80 days.
If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?
What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store?
Just looking!
What's the name of Helen Keller's new movie?
Silent Scream.
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?
Stuck doorknobs to the walls.
Why were Helen Kellers hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
What did hellen keller get for cristmas?
Polio! She had everything else.
Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it......... uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
How do you get helen keller to keep a secret?
Break her fingers
Why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why did Helen Keller cross the road?
What, like she know's where she's going?
How did Helen Keller breake her arms?
Trying to read road signs at 40mph.
Why couldn't Helen Keller play on her high school football team?
Because she's a girl.
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing?
Washed her hands with soap.
What does Helen Keller call the closet?
Disneyworld
Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over? Disneyworld
Why was Helen Keller late for school?
DUI
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bigdirtyfoot
- Sloppy
- Posts: 3142
- Joined: 22 Apr 2002 12:30
- Location: NC
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing
stories on how they died.
1st woman: "I froze to death."
2nd woman: "How horrible!"
1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?"
2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."
1st woman: "So what happened?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled
over with a heart attack and died!
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.
We'd both still be alive."
stories on how they died.
1st woman: "I froze to death."
2nd woman: "How horrible!"
1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?"
2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."
1st woman: "So what happened?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled
over with a heart attack and died!
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.
We'd both still be alive."
Moral Dilemma
So where do you stand morally?
This test only has one question,
but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer,
you will discover where you stand
morally. The test features an
unlikely, completely fictional
situation in which you will have
to make a decision.
Remember that your answer needs
to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and
give due consideration to each line.
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THE SITUATION
You are in New Orleans to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused
by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are photo journalist working for a
major newspaper, and you're caught in
the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making
photos. There are houses and people
swirling around you, some disappearing
under the water. Nature is unleashing
all of its destructive fury.
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THE TEST
Suddenly you see a man in the water.
He is fighting for his life, trying not
to be taken down with the debris. You move
closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.
You suddenly realize who it is.
It's the President, George W. Bush.
At the same time you notice that the
raging waters are about to take him under
forever. You have two options- you can save
the life of the President, or you can shoot
a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo,
documenting the death of one of
the world's most famous men.
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THE QUESTION
Here's the question
Would you select high contrast colour film,
or would you go with the classic simplicity
of black and white
So where do you stand morally?
This test only has one question,
but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer,
you will discover where you stand
morally. The test features an
unlikely, completely fictional
situation in which you will have
to make a decision.
Remember that your answer needs
to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and
give due consideration to each line.
-------------------------
THE SITUATION
You are in New Orleans to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused
by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are photo journalist working for a
major newspaper, and you're caught in
the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making
photos. There are houses and people
swirling around you, some disappearing
under the water. Nature is unleashing
all of its destructive fury.
===============================================
THE TEST
Suddenly you see a man in the water.
He is fighting for his life, trying not
to be taken down with the debris. You move
closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.
You suddenly realize who it is.
It's the President, George W. Bush.
At the same time you notice that the
raging waters are about to take him under
forever. You have two options- you can save
the life of the President, or you can shoot
a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo,
documenting the death of one of
the world's most famous men.
===============================================
THE QUESTION
Here's the question
Would you select high contrast colour film,
or would you go with the classic simplicity
of black and white
Old Skool
Some math jokes:
Don't mix alcohol and math together. Don't drink and derive!
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...
Q: What do you do when you buy a car?
A: Cosine.
Q: What do ladies look for at the beach?
A: Tangents.
Yea, I'm bored!
Don't mix alcohol and math together. Don't drink and derive!
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...
Q: What do you do when you buy a car?
A: Cosine.
Q: What do ladies look for at the beach?
A: Tangents.
Yea, I'm bored!
Kaushik Amancherla
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