warning: this is as bad as it gets
and also as funny
oh my god look what i read on CRAIGSLIST!:
RE: What does BBW mean? - Dudes, dudes...
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Reply to:
[email protected]
Date: 2005-07-18, 9:54PM PDT
Dudes!!
I'm the guy who posted the pic. I was just answering the question.
Please stop emailing me, I'm a dude.
FYI BBWs - I got about 20 emails in just as many minutes. So it looks like you women are desired after all.
I HAVE to share this one email I received with you. It's too rich:
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Hi Sweetie,
I just read your message that you posted on the web. I am very understand your situation, and seem like we both have the same commants. I really would love to meet you or perhaps we can talk over the phone honey!
If you think I am your kind of people that you are looking for, then drop me a line back with your contact info so I can contact you sweetie.
Wish you have a very good day!
Very kind regards,
K_____ H___
PS. Check out the second pic, I made that chick multiple orgasm and squirt.
My techniques:
First I will lick you (whole body and finding your arouse excitement spot then I will attack there).
Second, now I will slowly lick up to your sexy mouth and give you a good French kiss for a few mins, then now slowly tease you nipple and suck it till you really horny.
Now I slowly lick and move down to you tinny pussy, I will lick and suck you clitory for about 10 mins, wow I believe you really wet now.
Now I slowly put 2 of my fingers into your upper wall of virgina there∑ there∑. There (G-spot lady) G- mean Grafreberg spot. Now I will touch that spot for 15 to 20 mins I sure you will cum and pee, hey remember that is not pee, that is the juice that I just build up from your arousal horny juice I would say, now keep doing that you will reach the peak excitement for about 5 to 10 seconds. Now I pause for 15 seconds then do the same steps again till you reach the second orgasm. Once you finished the second orgasm, I will slowly attack you by put my big and hard cock into your tinny pussy then rock and roll till you cum to reach the third orgasm. Once you reach the third orgasm your body start shocking like electrical running in your pussy and whole body. I sure you will last long a day at least 1 day.
Well thanks for reading my techniques, infact I will make you even more excitement in the real action.
Long and big doesn't make you reach the G-spot or orgasm squirt! Only technique does! If you think this right then reply me with your contact info , then I will take a good care of you, or perhaps try once It won't heart right baby
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And then there's a picture of a scrawny asian man with a 2 inch penis, followed by a photo of a vagina squirting out water.
I just gotta say - DUDE WHAT??? First of all - spell check that shit. Secondly, I wouldn't be sending out a photo of my dick if it were TWO FUCKING INCHES! And did you say you were going to "attack" her pussy? Good Lord. And do you really think that knowing that "G" in "G-Spot" stands for "Grafreberg" is gonna get you laid?
JeeeSUS!
Now I know what you ladies go through.
Carry on.
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
made great progress on worlds video - although - hellz yeah.
