so, property management employees are some of the rudest people i've ever met. that is a broad generalization but i'm still making it. i was wearing my scrubbiest clothes and me and my friend handed in aps for a 3 bedroom house. she saw what we were wearing and that there were two of us and rudely said "and how are you going to pay for this".
"WITH MONEY!!"
she wo0uldn't tell us their procedures or what the hell the forms were that she started handing us and wouldn't even look at us. AHHHHHHHHHHH
RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
) drilled illusions and pickups and then spent twenty to thirty minutes trying to learn how to spin. Hit spinning clipper bsos, spinning butter bs, spinning osis bs, and flip spinning ducking nothing. yay, my first flip spinning ducking ever. gyro osis was extremely easy for a couple minutes, but then I sucked at it again. my spins still need ridiculous amounts of work though. This is gonna be a lengthy battle. 
he pulled his volvo a little out of the garage and we put an empty keg on top of it for a stepping ladder and carried five chairs to place on his roof. that was pretty sketchy cause if you lean back too far you'll roll down the roof and mess yourself up 
while drinking we saw a guy that attatched metal plates to the bottom of his shoes and was hanging on to the open door of a truck burling down the street at about 30-35 with his shoes sliding on the ground creating mass sparks 
we then got more beer and created a drunk pusher (a wooden T that is used to push drunk people out of the house. It had rifle-esque handles too). some more people came over and we climbed back on the roof for an hour or so. we decided to go down and use knives to assist us getting fucked up and wandered down the middle of the street in a huge drunken posse all the way to the grocery store for more beer yelling and falling all over. Eventually when I finally made it home I took ten steps into the door before I passed out on my parents kitchen table for a few hours 
but hey, at least I didn't pass out before 10:30 this time 
that was a good note to start my weeklong sobriety on.
I came up with a great rehabilitation program though. take it easy for week one. Build quad, hip, and knee strength with the remaining weeks. Lap Swim daily. Throw in consecutive kicks and toe stalls after a few weeks. build up to tiltless. build up to guiltless. build up to 4s, 5s, and 6s. 
said howdy to sunny, daryl, jim, and sam potter and chilled for a bit chatting and watching. We then snagged up some food from down the street and headed to reds. We stayed up chatting b4 i got ridiculously tired and passed out in the corner.
i can try to break my record of a puny 1200 
hell yeah. no more minimum wage bitches. that's right, the minimum payment alloted by the U.S. government. they want to pay me less but they can't. I WIN! 