Stuff n Junk w/ Crowley

Blackend · Post by **Blackend** » 27 Jul 2005 15:40

ted wrote:I want to move to Montana. Missoula or Bozeman. I hate LA.

I'll sum up Bozeman for you in this next sentence: IT SUCKS!

That's about all you should know. The people there are pretty rude, the college there is lame, and, like Kevin said, there is no footbag scene. Plus, the drunks there are pretty lame, too.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 27 Jul 2005 17:16

what a way to start a page. by bashing on bozeman. Bozeman's really not that bad.

so.....today was a pretty shit-tastic day:

1. I couldn't get a hold of my friend to search for a house
2. I got sunburned
3. My car battery is dead
4. It's parked in a towing zone
5. Because of that I was late to work
6. The food I grabbed for dinner was covered in mold
7. To ease the hunger all I could eat was a half jar of relish
8. I've gotten very little sleep in the past three days
9. I spilled yerba mate all over our freshly mopped floor
10. This really annoying girl won't stop hitting on me at every chance she
gets
11. I have tons of parking tickets and hardly any funds to pay them
12. I can't find my herb

AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

ted · Post by **ted** » 28 Jul 2005 08:58

Hmm. Well, that about settles it then, eh?

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 28 Jul 2005 19:21

Day 10 complete

Day 11

nothing going on. Here's one of my favorite tracks by dr octagon

Blue Flowers

Dr. octagon, paramedic fetus of the east
With priests, i'm from the church of the operating room
With the strike support, scalpels since the holocaust
I do indeed in greed, explore meet the patients
Back to brooms with the nurse with the voodoo curse
Holding up office lights, standing at huge heights
Back and forth, left wing swing to north
East and south with blood pouring down your mouth
I come prepared with the white suit and stethascope
Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep beep
Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap
Look at the land... blue flowers!
Drawing by the purple pond, in the purple pastures blue flowers!
Drawing by the purple pond, yellow ink that flows blue flowers!
Drawing by the pond, look, it's raining yellow
Would you care to listen to me more? thank you

Holding bags on down right from the hospital
It's a patient that's worth to keep the germs off the turf
Cybernetic microscopes and metal antidote
Two telescopes that magnify the size of a roach
Three computers to cup of coffee planted with my hand and
Astroplanets detached turn on rear foggers
Cut the light on the kid, and turn the bright on
Supersonic waves combine and burn as brainwaves
I see the mascot of evil he's not kneivel
Shakespeare's gone don't even think about it
Yes, as i'm going to the park, i see... blue flowers!
It's raining green, by the pond blue flowers!
It's totally raining green, pouring blue flowers!
I smell the bees and the birds blue flowers!
Different aspects of life, blue flowers

Blackjack · Post by **Blackjack** » 28 Jul 2005 21:47

Blackend · Post by **Blackend** » 29 Jul 2005 07:23

Sporatical_Distractions wrote:what a way to start a page. by bashing on bozeman. Bozeman's really not that bad.

Yeah, I know, but it still does suck. I guess Mike and Kate got kicked out of their house in Bozeman because Steve's grandma wanted to move in. I think they're coming back on Monday. Danielle came down last night with her parents and chilled with Kaila (which was kinda refreshing). Brenticles and I summed up that Dumb and Dumber both suck as individual thinkers (they suck even more as a hive mind). Went down to the beach next to the jumping bridge and drank some Milwaukee's Beast with Uno and Alex. My X-Box broke, so I destroyed it in a fit of drunken rage, which I am pissed at myself even more because I could've sold it at Gamestop for some money. It's times like these that I contemplate quitting drinking. But, then again, I like to drink til I can't feel feelings anymore, so I think I'll keep at it for awhile. I'll probably buy a used X-Box if/when I get hired at Safeway or if/when I move back to Havre to work there (which I don't really want to because the job that I'll have will give me no footbag time, I'll have to get a haircut and shave my goatee

)

On a sidenote, I helped Evan move all of his stuff the other day to his new place. It only took one load to move everything from his uncle's, then we had to go move another couch at Palmer. Wasn't as tough as I thought it would be, and I got my tank up and running again thanks to Evan! But, I'm still going to ride my bike most everywhere I go.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 29 Jul 2005 10:36

Blackjack wrote:consider moving up number 10 to another list

nope, definitely belongs in the shit-tastic list for the following reasons: bitching about everything, making me hold drinks when there's an open table 8 inches away, cheek pinching

, needing to be in everyones business, hitting on taking place while snuggling with her friend, taking my beer from me mid-drink in order to play it like a jug "Hey! I don't want you breathing into my beer. It's MY beer!",
[hypocrite comment] telling me about all of the drama in her life [/hypocrite comment] and more bitching

anyway, no one wants to open a blog and read that crap :drama is lame:

haven't been keeping up with my knee exercises

mostly just been working, sleeping, and eating. My oldest sis is visiting for the weekend. I got a hold of my roomate and we are gonna continue looking for places. it's already passed our goal date of moving out. There was this one apartment with a wu-tang sticker in the window that beckons to us (we listened to a lot of wu tang in middle school):

[born atomically, socrates, philosophies and hypothesis can't define how i be droppin these mockeries. lyrically perform armed robbery. flee with the lottery. possibly they spotted me]

can't wait to move out. HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!! PRAISE GRISHNAH!!!!!!!

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 29 Jul 2005 11:19

totally forgot that i went tree climbing last night. It was rad. There was one tree with about four different trunks that I climbed outside my buddy's house. My feet were pretty sweaty from my clogs and so they were just SUPER grippy. It had been quite sometime since i'd last climbed a tree.

i'm listening to the anticon lable sampler right now. GREAT MUSIC! i can't believe I missed pedestrian when he came to town on 4/20. I'm definitely making his next show. Yeah! his alter ego, sole, is incredible as well

Blackjack · Post by **Blackjack** » 29 Jul 2005 19:39

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 30 Jul 2005 12:20

kicked today at the people's market. i've felt the most balance and control in my game than I have ever felt before. I had a couple guiltless runs in the 30's. that's long for me. worked ducks the majority of shred today. had one run with bsos duck clips, bsos dive clips, bsos ducking butter, bsos diving butter, bsos diving osis, and one ducking osis. control out of torques felt great. hit phoenix bs. the flip phoenix was pretty shady. the duck was clean but the bag only went about sternum height so i hunched hardcore. my eggbeaters flipped flipsides. did bsos eggbeaters, accidently hit flip pdx torque

got flip pdx egbeater. my flip pixies felt the better than ever. hit bsos dimwalks, parkwalks, plo, paste, magellan. yeah! great day!

bryan, if you met this girl, you'll understand! plus i was in the middle of snuggling with her friend that i have spent the last few nights with. HER FRIEND! that's f'ed up. imagine getting hit on by a girl with an elementary school mind/attitude. pretty shady. i have pretty low standards, but not that low

word! bryan is officially now my therapist

edit: totally forgot that I got bsos fairy opp butter and bsos fairy legover for the first time ever. also hit a new move. it's a downtime whirling opp legover. it looks like a whirling rev. swirl to toe but with the rev. swirl done in front of the support leg. it feels crazy on the hips, not bad, just different.

Blackend · Post by **Blackend** » 31 Jul 2005 16:50

Kicked for about ten minutes at the People's Market with Kevin and Jare. Would've been there longer had I not been hungover and going toobin' again. This time was lots better than the last time because there was less well, actually no, drama. Saw a huge bald eagle that followed us down the Blackfoot for like a half hour.

PS: Kevin, is this that one fat chick that was with your special lady friend at Willbilly's birthday kegger?

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 01 Aug 2005 06:08

Blackend wrote: PS: Kevin, is this that one fat chick that was with your special lady friend at Willbilly's birthday kegger?

she's not fat at all, but yeah, that's her

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 01 Aug 2005 06:27

Sporatical_Distractions wrote: taking my beer from me mid-drink in order to play it like a jug "Hey! I don't want you breathing into my beer. It's MY beer!",

omg - I would cross a person like that off all my lists except the "this person sucks" list - where I would rise them to number one! The only time people touch my beer is when I say "this is a cool beer - would you like to try some?" You need to protect your beer from the multitudes of crazy mo fo's out there.

Blackjack is Bryan Fournier right? Saw some awesome footage of you the other day... or actually I think it was today. Props!

Blackend · Post by **Blackend** » 01 Aug 2005 08:27

Jeremy wrote:The only time people touch my beer is when I say "this is a cool beer - would you like to try some?" You need to protect your beer from the multitudes of crazy mo fo's out there.

Damn straight. When people do that to me, I backhand them and say NO. Except, the person that does it most is a girl and I already know her fiancee likes to fight dirty, so I can't do much.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 01 Aug 2005 11:54

OMG!
my friend burned me three aphex twin cds and I just got done listening to vordhosbn off of disc 1 of drukqs. WOW! INCREDIBLE! if you have a chance to listen to that song, DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blackend · Post by **Blackend** » 01 Aug 2005 15:08

Hey Kevin, it took me over a half an hour to type up that statement for my brother today. I forgot that I typed it when I was surfing the net after I got it done and almost left without printing it. Hopefully it'll get there tomorrow so my brother quits his bitching.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 01 Aug 2005 20:28

today was grrreat. i started my new work schedule: 7:30 am-4pm. that's the earliest i've gotten up all summer with exception to when I went sea fishing. i was messing around with my footbag today and it turned into a flipside drill session and new move session. i drilled everything flipside that I could think of. i also did some moves I never do like pdx dlo. i got more nuclear sets today than i have cummulatively in my life (i used to be able to count them on one hand). i got some firsts too

-first ever flip blender (then bs)
-first ever sealed flip sumo (then bs)
-almost flip fairy ducking
-almost nuclear ducking

(it was a fluke though, came up out of nowhere and hit me in the chin)
-flip backside smear
-first backside smudge
-sumo>ps whirl for the first time.
-almost my first 5>5>5 (phoenix>sumo>ps whirl)
-first flip tripwalks and toe blurs since css6! (my flip quantum disappeared after colorado)
-footed bedwetter bothsides
-pdx dlo bs (i've only hit this twice at most on either side)
-my flip dlo suddenly became my strong pdx dlo
-flip magellan was pretty easy for me (was my hardest basic flip pixie move)

did my knee exercises again and then wore my ankle weights for an extra forty-five minutes just for good measure. i then took a two hour nap and now feel great. i have to fill out apartment applications with my buddy in a half hour. what a great day

p.s. mashed potatoes are bomb as f***!!

The Randallizer · Post by **The Randallizer** » 02 Aug 2005 06:00

sumo>ps whirl = doesn't work = your gay (as usual)

props on the stuff your hitting though kevs, hit maelstrom

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 02 Aug 2005 06:31

The Randallizer wrote:sumo>ps whirl = doesn't work = your gay (as usual)

props on the stuff your hitting though kevs, hit maelstrom

whoops! replace everywhere I said sumo with matadors. was never to confident with move nicknames

Blackend · Post by **Blackend** » 02 Aug 2005 09:26

Did more of my drinking exercises again last night. Worked on my flip chugging arm for awhile... My dad called and I had about an hour long conversation with my oldest brother whom I haven't talked to since February and my mom and my dad. I need to talk to Dingus to see if that idiot is still coming down here to pick me up on the 11th. I think my dad is going to send me some more money today and this time I'm not going to waste it on beer and going toobin'. Last time it cost me $15 for gas and $10 for beer and I didn't get crap back from anyone who came...I'm starting to dislike ferrying everyone's tubes because the resistance they give to the wind burns more fuel in my '76 Ford (the tank). I wouldn't mind it if I wasn't on a very limited income at the moment. Hopefully I get hired at Safeway. Hopefully my bastard ex-landlord will finally give me my goddamn deposit and it better be $130 or I'll be pissed. The asswipe already took $20 out for BS reasons. If he had to have that little hovel "cleaned" after I left I'll be really mad because I cleaned that room damn good.

The little thunderstorm that passed through last night was pretty cool. There was a double rainbow above Pattee Canyon that looked awesome. The lightning kinda sucked. I'm used to really big thunderstorms on the plains of northern Montana; here they're not so intense.

On a side note: It's the last day Greg has Pete's X-Box! It basically means that I won't have to worry about that assmunch waking me up at 8 or 9 in the morning when he pitches a fit about Halo 2 when someone kills him. I've had to put up with that ever since last month, damn it. I guess that's the one good thing of me destroying my X-Box the other day after it crapped out. I think there was something wrong with the lens. I'll probably buy a new one when I get hired at Safeway or something.