Forget Flying Spagetti Monster, convert to
SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs) and join in the Holy War against FSM. SPAM has the
one true letter to the Kansas School Board.
Also, the True story of Creation was told by the Great SPAM, Themselves, to the heretofore secretive scholar and scientist, the also-great Skamfor Profit (who incidently dictated the letter to the KSB). Skamfor was taken up to Heaven where, as he prophesied, he disappeared without a trace. The miraculous disappearance of Skamfor is another proof of the power of SPAM; we challenge anyone to find a single shred of evidence pointing to the existence of SPAMation's Prophet Profit.
Henderson's FSM theory is based on the absurd notion that global warming is caused by the reduction in the number of pirates in the world (!) and not on the true cause, the failure to eat pasta, SPAMites feel it is our sacred duty to put an end to FSM theory. While SPAMites wish no ill will on FSMers or anyone else, ours is not to question the will of SPAM. Only SPAM can forgive. As it is said, "SPAM giveth and SPAM taketh away." While SPAMites do not advocate violence, we are committed to whatever it takes to correct misguided notions about global warming, before it is too late
