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Ive been in the hospital for 2 weeks after challenging mohkale to a drinkin contest. Trying to beat him is a death sentence. I watched him drink from Saturday Morning to Saturday Nite, 7 days later, and he still got 9th in Singles. He even managed to have several fisting sessions with Oskari in between. The man is amazing ;)
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mohkale wrote:
Blackend wrote:Obviously you don't know American humor that well. Oh well, I was just trying to jokingly tell you that I can out drink most people. And I say bah to your hit list.
Obviously you don't know humor in general that well.

If I ever meet you, I'll let you try to prove your drinking capabilities and outdrink me 8)
Oh, you're on! I haven't drank with Europeans since I was in Bosnia, but my drinking powers have doubled since I was last there. And, Brenticles might be the champ, but I am his apprentice and I have proven I can out drink him and out shotgun him...though I only beat him once and tied a bunch of times.
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Dont say I didnt warn you. You have healthcare coverage? ;)
And DONT let him get you in a Sauna. Oskari walked funny for a week ;)

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I'll have you know that my blood is of German, Irish, and Native American descent. What that means is that I'm a natural drunk. :wink: Besides, I held my own against you Europeans last time I was there (and that was during NATO's Kossovo peace keeping mission [which I was deployed with the 82nd Airborne]). So bah.
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No, no you still don't get it , there are Europeans, vide variety of nations, who like an occasional drink or so, and there are Finns and Russians who do heavy drinking as a sport (that goes only for people i know, don't want to insult a whole nation and if Mohkale is a little bit like them, say good bye to your liver :x )
Anyone can outdrink spanish or italians :wink:
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Come on people, everybody knows Europeans are the only people who know how to drink. And Finns are the leaders of that pack. (Ben Cochrane, I hereby announce you an honorary Finn.) Another well known secret is that people from Montana can't drink more than three beers before passing out under the table with my sweaty nuts on their eyes.

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mohkale wrote:(Ben Cochrane, I hereby announce you an honorary Finn.)
I can die a happy man now!

and blackend:
Montana can't drink more than three beers before passing out under the table with my sweaty nuts on their eyes.
Sleep with one eye open ;)
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Ben, you rule. You rule like net rules over freestyle :twisted:.

I've played 6 (93) times since my last entry. I'm right back on my schedule since it's day 228 of year 2005, and I'm going to play today. 94 divided with 228/365 = 150,5 > 150. I know, I'm a geek :oops:.

Last saturday I went to a wedding. My girlfriend's friend from University got married. I had seen the bride maybe twice and it was the first time I saw the fiancee (sp?). Like always around people I barely know, I got really drunk.

The weekend before that I went to my 1st ever crawfish party. Me and 7 close friends of mine went to a summer cabin on Friday to warm up for the theme party. Someone had a great idea, "hey, lets play a drinking game!". Such a bad idea. One hour of that game, and we were all drunk as hell. I never even understood the rules of that game. That might have been the whole idea though. On Saturday we started slowly, because we weren't supposed to eat the crawfish, or whatever they are, until later in the evening. We made a lot of good food + we had ~90 crawfish. The hostess made us welcome drinks, bad idea. She's one of those girls who can drink more than most of the guys I know 8O. Needless to say the drinks had way too much booze in them :arrow: no turning back. We had a bottle of wine, 4 dl of wodka and a lot of beer, for everyone :?. The girls had prepared sing books for all of us. It's a sort of tradition to sing these short drinking songs and take a shot after them. So we sung (sp?) many songs, bad idea. I woke up from the floor at 8 am. and went to bed. When I got up I went swimming, to clear my head. I noticed I had 4-5 footlong, bloody scars in my back and no idea where they came from. No one knew where I might have gotten them. A few of the girls had big bruises in their hands and they had no idea where they came from either :oops:. We decided we're going to have a crawfish party every year, bad idea.

Last week me and my girlfriend went to her grandma's summer cabin. We've done it a couple times over the years in August, it's always really relaxing. Now it was raining literally all the time. There's a rowing boat which we usually use around the lake but we just didn't have a chance this time because of the rain. We just stayed indoors watching the Track and Field Worlds in Helsinki from TV. Oh, and we went to the library to rent Rainman DVD. I thought it was funny that there's a DVD player and a digital TV, in a summer cabin 8).

Oh, I almost forgot. My club is organizing a net competition called Sun City Spike in Naantali on Sep. 10-11. Just a small event to get more competitions in Finland.
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mohkale wrote:I noticed I had 4-5 footlong, bloody scars in my back and no idea where they came from. No one knew where I might have gotten them
I know where you got them....

O_S_K_A_R_I

You sick bastard! ;)
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Bah, I still say you punk ass Europeans are a bunch of choir boys compared to me. Your overconfidence will be funny when I make it over to Europe and put you in a month long coma after a night of boozin'.

Also, I doubt you've ever had a drink with a Montanan, so eat shit. I actually have been to Europe and drank with Russians, Finns, Limeys, Germans, and Hungarians and I kept up with them and I was barely 18 when I was there, so pish-posh to your lame American stereotypes.
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Blackend wrote:blah blah blah look blah how blah much blah i blah can blah drink blah because blah i'm blah an blah american blah blah
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heheheh
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mohkale wrote:
Blackend wrote:blah blah blah look blah how blah much blah i blah can blah drink blah because blah i'm blah an blah american blah blah
You know, most Finns I met were pretty nice and cool, but you just seem to be an ignorant pole smoker. I have nothing more to say to you if you're going to belittle someone for a joke. Good day to you, sir/ma'am.

Also, you Euro's aren't exactly perfect yourself, so shaddup.
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:D:D:D
rento sälli :P
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Blackend,

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Couple of good lines, that Americans seem to repeat all the time:

The good old: "I was really wasted"

And another: "When I come to Europe..." or "I promise I will come to Europe..."

We all know how these translate to Finnish: "Bullshit "
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zidane wrote:Couple of good lines, that Americans seem to repeat all the time:

The good old: "I was really wasted"

And another: "When I come to Europe..." or "I promise I will come to Europe..."

We all know how these translate to Finnish: "Bullshit "
Obviously you can't read...

I have been to Europe

Here's a line you Finns seem to repeat: We Finns are assholes.
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:D:D:D

Honorable mr "The Machine", have you noticed that you don't have to post to this blog? Or then you maybe haven't found it useless yet. :P
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Dear Blackend, I wouldn't be really pround from being an alcohol addict as you seem to be.

I'm an asshole Finn more gladly than american.
I've always wondered... do you yankees get horny from voting Bush?

Hey it's Friday! Time to get wasted with a six pack of beer?
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ana_ali wrote:Dear Blackend, I wouldn't be really pround from being an alcohol addict as you seem to be.

I'm an asshole Finn more gladly than american.
I've always wondered... do you yankees get horny from voting Bush?

Hey it's Friday! Time to get wasted with a six pack of beer?
First off, I'm not an alchohlic. I'm 20 and I like to have a good time. I don't have the responsibility of a family yet, so I'm going to have as much fun as I can until I have to start being "responsible." I'd say after getting shot at for 14 months and finally getting home, I deserve a good couple of years of fun. I earned it. And if "getting horny from voting Bush" is being part of a democratic nation and having served in it's armed forces and traveled all over the world, then you're damn right I am. Sorry if you got called an asshole, but mohkale makes his/her stereotypes of Americans that are lame, whereas I have been to Europe (keeping the peace for those damned Serbs) and I got to know a lot of Europeans quite well. Sorry, but mohkale is too much of a tightwad. Hey, he brought it on himself by making lame statements of Americans. And, as I recall, Finland isn't perfect, either.
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