Hall of Fame/Shame!

Torn · Post by **Torn** » 17 Aug 2005 05:50

Zeke wrote:DAMN YOU KAMIL, DAAAAAAAAAMN YYYOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

This actually reminds me very much of Homer Simpson

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 17 Aug 2005 08:56

quadgun wrote:edited to give zeke his "flava" back

Thanks, man. I don't want to be tasteless, hehe.

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 17 Aug 2005 15:52

Panda Licker wrote:I like to show up

ya know

now and then

say hello

talk about heroin

that sort of stuff

Torn · Post by **Torn** » 18 Aug 2005 13:28

Bane4 wrote: OI I really want a good hand stiched pellet filled bag, where can I find one? Does anyone on this board make them, if so whats the cost
shreddaily wrote: Sorry, all of the stichers have been killer of by a swarm of bees. We all shred with tenis balls now.

Almost fell of my chair when I read this

Iain · Post by **Iain** » 18 Aug 2005 14:48

footjam_heger wrote:Why do you write the I BIG? I asked my english teacher once, but she couldn't explain. She said that she was looking in lots of books but haven't found any results.

Stephen Barnes wrote:It's a proper noun

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 19 Aug 2005 04:26

hacksterbator wrote:i shouldn't think so... he just flew past my bedroom window!

If Henry is ok then it's hall of fame

. If he's not then it's all of shame

Either way I laughed so some good came from it

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 19 Aug 2005 08:47

bigdirtyfoot wrote:Yeah I went to the "Take that friggin' banner off your sig line" show in Kansas.

It was pretty sweet, kthnxzbai.

bigdirtyfoot wrote:Jesus!

Why the fuck can't the tornado pick on someone its own size!?

You're on a roll... keep 'em coming

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 21 Aug 2005 07:54

Blackend wrote: If you think we haven't done good in any war since the '40s, you're wrong. What about Panama?

I'm not sure if this is hall of fame or shame - it's pretty fucking funny either way. I've often seen Panama brought up against the US foreign policy but never for it... Wonders will never cease.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 22 Aug 2005 08:48

In the 'who would win in a fight?' thread:

I wrote:Ed Gein vs. Jeffery Dahmer. Both men are locked in a room, starving and have their left arm handcuffed to the others left arm. In their right hand is a big hard salami. Ready? FIGHT!

HenryG wrote:Jeffery Dahmer would carve a tiny hole in the salami to simulate a little boys butthole, and then when hes done with it he would eat it. Ed gein would then punch dahmer out.

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 23 Aug 2005 07:38

C-Fan wrote:Actually, fun is the second most important concept in footbag. First comes xbd.

That's so wrong! There's nothing fun in footbag, only blood, sweat and tears.

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 23 Aug 2005 21:14

inbibulouswapiti: I know, I just don't use the term gyro ever....

HG · Post by HG » 24 Aug 2005 06:59

click on the picture again to make it more clear.

thanks for sharing nils

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 25 Aug 2005 09:51

2005 BATTLE OF THE BAY

Tsiangkun wrote:Hey Nate, I have great news !!!

I got a call from Tony Hawk last night, he wants to know if his crew can skate your clipper rails for their next video !!!

HA! That's quality.

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 25 Aug 2005 12:44

HALL OF FAME

Proof that Nathan Oates is a freestyler.

highdemonslayer wrote:This topic is complex, and has ramifications for kickers (and other citizens) in a lot of Western nations.

...When I judge freestyle, if I think your music is lame , you wont get first place.

Damon

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 27 Aug 2005 08:09

kaos wrote:Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad......or maybe my older brother John. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's John.

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 27 Aug 2005 09:59

THAT'S WHAT I CALL GOLD!

I remember reading that one.

HG · Post by HG » 31 Aug 2005 04:50

Kamil wrote:violaguy5 wrote:
crotched bags faster than just kicking it?

Hit it with a hammer ... run it over with a car ... peg it at a wall ... toss it under random cars to run over it

Joe wrote:you forgot one , put it in the microwave for like 10 minutes

Violaguy5 wrote:ok thanks guys, but are you serious about the microwaving?

HG · Post by HG » 02 Sep 2005 12:26

C-Fan wrote:
tuomoruutufan wrote:Chrissy is a perfect example of how great the morning after pill would be.
Actually, I think HighDemonSlayer is a perfect example of how great the morning after pill would be.

Ken is unbeatable

HG · Post by HG » 05 Sep 2005 04:20

Zeke wrote:I'm gonna bring a barstool and not shred. I'll just stand on the stool jerking off until one of the guys finally shows up and asks me what I'm doing. I'll pretend that I can't hear them and tell them to get closer and ask me again, but louder... then I'll jizz in their open mouth and just keep on going. Remember, I got big freakin balls so they'll just be drowning it. All up in their mouth - just going and going and going. Maybe in their noses or ears if that's what they want. And to spice things up, I'll drink a lot of foul liquids and they can guess the flavors as they choke on it

No Shows:
Reile - he was a 'maybe' at best, did not pick up when I called
Tim - said he was coming but did not show, did not pick up when I called, did not reply on AIM but did leave a message that he sprained his ankle AGAIN. 3 times? Is that even possible?
Tom - said he was coming a few days ago, was not home when I called.
Ben - said he was coming but emailed me today to say that something had come up
Oakes - said he was coming but got really sick and was unable to come
Jon - he's probably having the time of his life at Funtastiks
Dan - he lives in freakin Florida!
Puk - my dog, but he's dead.
Adolf Hitler - he's dead too, I think
Vasek - too busy
Captain Amercia - he's not real any way
Moo - he became an alcoholic and moved to NYC
Ian Dubman
Merric Scheaffer
Jon Almonza
Sean Wingert
Abe Lincoln
Beavis and Butthead
Ren and Stimpy
Starsky and Hutch
Bo and Luke
Bow and Arrow
Drink and Drive
All of HenryG's club
Scott Davidson
Harley Davidson
Bettie Page
Scottie Pippen
Chow Yun Fat
that girl with a stinkface that works at the Dairy Queen
that athletic tennis player we got on video
Bill Clinton
Rob Schneider
Lou Diamond Phillips
Tia Carrera
Asia Carrera
Angelina Whatshermouth
that asshole cop that pulled us over
that asshole that wanted my frisbee at the trainstation
that whole ass that James followed
James Risden jr.
A Tribe Called Quest
Rakim
Hakim
Tyrone
T-bone
J-dog
KRS1
2 Live Crew
R. Lee Ermy
Sgt. Slaughter
GI Joe
Cool Chick
Fat - with a pee ayche - trick
FTB
CIC
STD
HDTV
ESPN
AOL
LOL
eff yoo see kay why oh you
USB
UFC
you and me
in a little toy shop
buy a bag of ballons
with the money we got
set them free
at the break of dawn
and one by one
they''ll be gone

LMAO

Jake Raye wrote:I think Zeke needs to seek full time employment or professional help.....

I had a good time kickin freddy's favorite childhood beanbag something orother stuffed animal around.. josh hit ripwalk with it, zeke hit butterfly ducking clipper, i hit atom smasher, and greg kicked both it's legs off, and as it rained pellets from 20 feet above we all laughed like psychotic children. Freddy just cried Sad

Zeke In response to Jake wrote:I think the post office across the street from the gun shop is hiring

AHhhhhhhhhhh good stuff

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 05 Sep 2005 05:19

C-Fan wrote:
Nightmare wrote:i would of caught the person but they moved.

Yeah, crippled thieves are much easier to catch.

It's true too. It's funny and true.