Dont Learn Footbag

Skippy! · Post by **Skippy!** » 24 Aug 2005 08:43

Although it may be true that not everybody can hit a...a....uhhh....err...blurry whirlsdfjhdskafh. Whatever. I dunno the names of moves yet. It may be true that not everybody can hit the hardest moves ever first try, there's a difference between that and just kicking it around. I mean, I think anybody with legs and a brain can kick a little bag around for a few hits if they really try at it.

shreddaily · Post by **shreddaily** » 24 Aug 2005 23:39

Something I tell people when they learn music is "you gotta sound bad for a LONG time b4 you sound any good".
Same for shred...you gotta suck for a long time b4 you're any good.
Sad but true. Gotta pay you're dues. otherwise everyone would be as good as lon,pimpske, cleaver, ect...

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 25 Aug 2005 06:46

wicked wrote:

oh yea though... one more thing i Almost forgot..., your triple paradoxial blurry whirling swirliest McNugget smasher was the. you might want to keep working on that one.

best move name ever!

Paul Agostinelli · Post by **Paul Agostinelli** » 26 Aug 2005 03:20

wicked wrote:
Sporatical_Distractions wrote:just take eric windsors advice. footbag is "gay", the only reason to play is to get chicks, this sport has no future, it's a waste of life. don't play footbag!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. NOOO don't take my advice.. Keep those toe stalls up.

oh yea though... one more thing i Almost forgot..., your triple paradoxial blurry whirling swirliest McNugget smasher was the. you might want to keep working on that one.

I'll be waiting over here while you try that. weeeeeeeee.

You're still reading these forums?

why?

shouldnt you crawl back into that footbagless black hole and leave all of us gays alone? i mean why even talk to us, we're not going anywhere in life because we (and you at one time i hear) devote countless hours to a sport that has no money in it, because we all love this sport for the moneymaking potential it has. and man oh man the girls we would get if we could just get some publicity, no point though, we're all into guys. but i suppose if i keep complaining, i might work myself into a frenzy, tell off the entire community and quit! they sure would miss me with this attitude.

flame out.

~NEL~

by the way, i saw video of you, you were good, but who gives a shit right?

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 26 Aug 2005 06:54

"So much anger, sense I."

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 26 Aug 2005 10:04

Well Goddamn!!!

~NEL~ ,

I hearby pass the torch - flame away.

~peace
Damon

mc · Post by mc » 26 Aug 2005 12:45

hahaha, YEAH, it's been a few weeks since we've had a serious flame war... what, Damon, are you getting rusty or something? Paul's taking your place, don't you want to defend your title or something?

Flamin' Paul just isn't as good.

hahahah...

MORE DAMON, PLEASE!! WE NEED SOME ACTION AROUND HERE!!

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 26 Aug 2005 13:47

Fuck Me! I want more videos. I got like fitty of em' and only a handful of the best of the best. More damnit.

Don't make me quit footbag again

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♫ I want more yeah more more diet Dr. Pepper

♫ of those footbag videos I been looking for

♫ Give me more yeah more more diet Dr. Pepper

Refreshing and clean ~ nothing beats more
~like a hand on your

♫ Give me more yeah more more diet Dr. Pepper

And at the end of hard dog on day
You can count on one thing...

Size does matter

♫ Give me more yeah more more diet Dr. Pepper

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But if I could be serious for a moment. You know there is a lot of starvation in this world. I mean a lot and it would truly benefit everyone if you could just STOP EATTING!

I mean shred weight is important and staying lean is key. So I say, don't eat, starve yourself and show the world, you can fight obesity and hungarians at the same time.

Only you can prevent forest fires. And I TRULY BELIEVE THAT.

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So I'm eatting this pie right?

And this chick looks down at me and says...

"Do I know you!?!"

And I'm like...

"Yeah bitch, I'm the plumber and I'm here to clean your pipes!. Ohhhh!"

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Like sands through the hour glass
So is the validity of this post

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And so in conclusion, the male orangatang's wang is generally 2 to 3 centimeters longer and 1 to 2 millimeters wider in girth. Giving him prowless over the transgendered shemales of the same species.

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We'll be right back after this important announcement from President Bush ...

My fellow Texans, I - err, Americanas, or a rather, AmeriKansasans. These are difficult times tables to remember. The grade is on the curve and the spin of the enemy is strong. Now is not the time on the clock like it says it is. Today we are at War with the neighbors of a land that is not on American soil. We fight for to free the dumb and to apologize for aids we spread in AfriKansas.

Together with the coal miners of the winning, we will prescribe to many cost effective drug plans. And unite under a flag blowing in the wind to create a change purse for society. No longer will the oppressed pants of the GOP be wrinkled. We will iron out the fundamentalists and fight the fight on foreigners and take their land.

We will work side by side car. And experiment with monkey DNA. Ultimately opolishing silverware and underware, until stem cell research is aborted like the babies in that supreme court justice of the peace dispute case in roe county Texas of Wadebourough Mississippi.

The great floods of our time sent to wash the drawers of the stained panties after the blood bubble bath in Iraq.

That is all, God bless Americo.

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Daughter - "Hey mom, ever feel 'Not so fresh'?"

Mother - "No you skanky bitch, go take a fucking bath."

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Survey says ....

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And now back to your regularly scheduled program already in progress...

~peace
Damon

shreddaily · Post by **shreddaily** » 26 Aug 2005 15:14

yo D please keep your "cigaret" supply fresh.

Although it might be kinda fun if you quit for 3 days

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 26 Aug 2005 15:31

AlterNATEing between the patch and a pack. The results are hilarious.

~pees sout
Damon

Paul Agostinelli · Post by **Paul Agostinelli** » 29 Aug 2005 16:12

i suppose i can be a bit snippy, but i dont directly attack, i take the passive route. i actually think it pisses people off more than name calling does. especially when its hypocrisy and logical flaws i'm arguing.

~NEL~

wicked · Post by **wicked** » 02 Sep 2005 14:13

Just because ive been skating again doesn't mean i can't come in here and read. I still have my lavers, and i still have my shred shorts... I could bust out a combo right now if i wanted too. Furthermore, if you think my interest in footbag's prosperity has declined then you are sadly mistaken. Like you said ive spent countless hours playing footbag and trying to promote the sport to the public. Unfortunately, You cannot teach a pig how to sing, It wastes your time and annoys the pigs.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 02 Sep 2005 14:50

edit : hate language.

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 03 Sep 2005 06:53

I think it's only a nice thing that Eric comes here occasionally and starts a flame war or two.

By the way, is "windsoring" a common term and Eric just has a "lucky" last name or is it just used by the footbag players? I remember I saw that term in Ken's blog, not sure though.

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 06 Sep 2005 07:05

If Eric doesn't mind I'll field this one.

Windsor - To one up someone by completing a trick or string of tricks (combo) left uncompleted or failed by the previous player.

I like this term - hopefully Eric does too. How often to you get to be immortalized? And its all in good fun!

~peace
Damon