Yo, this is for all your people that didn't assume the "We are footbag" thread was useless. If you did, then you are not open minded enough to be here.
Ok, I'm making a movie called Freestyle Reality. It's an epic fusion between the kung fu and shred video genres. It has a good plot and yada yada yada. Ok, so. This one scene in the movie features a lot of people shredding under the instruction of the travelling footbag master Brad Nelson, and after everyone's runs they always drop, and then Brad presents them with (displayed as text on the screen) words of wisdom. Really it is being presented to the audience to make ya'll better shredders. So. I want you to post your words of wisdom and I will take the best phrases and put them in the movie. I am editing it right now so you better post your words of wisdome now. They need to be similar to the example below in length and fortune cookie style. The people who make it will get their names in it too... see example
first words of wisdom (thanks JORDAN WONG!!!)
The mistake is not to drop it...
the mistake is not to pick it up.
-Master Wong
GOOD LUCK YALL NOW GOOO BE WISE>>> NOWWW!!
FREESTYLE REALITY CONTEST OVER: CHECK 4 WINNERS
FREESTYLE REALITY CONTEST OVER: CHECK 4 WINNERS
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Shreddaily wrote:
Started with sparse low lines, built intensity with rythmic variety, went to 16th note lines in high register, than went to octives, than block chords for my last chorus... If you understood that last sentance than you should be playing music and not checking the internet.
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Shreddaily wrote:
Started with sparse low lines, built intensity with rythmic variety, went to 16th note lines in high register, than went to octives, than block chords for my last chorus... If you understood that last sentance than you should be playing music and not checking the internet.
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"Do the magic hop."
"Stop dropping the goddamn bag already!"
"Stop dropping the goddamn bag already!"
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its not a montage its actually pretty serious
Shreddaily wrote:
Started with sparse low lines, built intensity with rythmic variety, went to 16th note lines in high register, than went to octives, than block chords for my last chorus... If you understood that last sentance than you should be playing music and not checking the internet.
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Ok these are based on stalling, even though "catch" is used:
- You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
- It does not matter if a cat is black or white as long as it catches mice.
- It is difficult to catch a black cat in a dark room, especially when it is not there.
- If you cannot catch a fish, do not blame the sea.
- A single finger cannot catch fleas.
- Sleepy turtles never catch up with the sunrise.
Other proverbs:
- Don't climb a tree to catch a fish.
- He who wants to go fishing must not be afraid of the water.
- A man who pays respect to the great, paves the way for his own greatness.
Sam, I figure you're creative enough to change any of these to make it related to footbag
= If you cannot catch the bag, do not blame your feet.
*A
- You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
- It does not matter if a cat is black or white as long as it catches mice.
- It is difficult to catch a black cat in a dark room, especially when it is not there.
- If you cannot catch a fish, do not blame the sea.
- A single finger cannot catch fleas.
- Sleepy turtles never catch up with the sunrise.
Other proverbs:
- Don't climb a tree to catch a fish.
- He who wants to go fishing must not be afraid of the water.
- A man who pays respect to the great, paves the way for his own greatness.
Sam, I figure you're creative enough to change any of these to make it related to footbag
= If you cannot catch the bag, do not blame your feet.
*A
A
Don't let the bag control you
You control the bag
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Focus not on dropping
Focus on catching
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If you can foot it you can hit it
If you can think it you can foot it
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It was clean enough to be thin :p
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Dont dex the bag
Let the bag dex you
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Footbag with peace in your heart and insoles in your shoes!
You control the bag
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Focus not on dropping
Focus on catching
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If you can foot it you can hit it
If you can think it you can foot it
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It was clean enough to be thin :p
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Dont dex the bag
Let the bag dex you
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Footbag with peace in your heart and insoles in your shoes!
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