Tsiangkun Tzu -Unearthed Chronicles

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 18 Oct 2004 09:19

I got the bag in the mail. Looks pretty sweet. I'll be out of town until november 3 due to work related travels.

I'm missing Halloween, the elections, and now a poker party. I hate work related trips.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 05 Nov 2004 19:16

I envision times of great violence and revolt ahead. Times when the rightwingers who destroy abortion clinics will have a mirror image in extremist destroying churches. I see a nation going back to the days of swift justice, where killing a man for being a witch is acceptable. No good can come from this leader, he couldn't unite two pieces of duct tape. He can't bridge the intellectual gap, he lacks the building materials. Our best hope is to build two countries, seperate and unequal. Our first order of business would be to dig a large moat seperating us from them, and them from us.

B_Man · Post by **B_Man** » 05 Nov 2004 21:51

I was in a good mood today up until I read that. Now I just feel sick.

Thanks.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 27 Feb 2005 13:09

Clean sweep

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 15 Mar 2005 16:19

blurrywhirl->torque->ps whirl

ps whirl->blur

fog -> pixie whirl -> blurriest

fog -> spinning whirl -> symposium mirage

jyro illusion ->stepping osis.

8 consecutive unique single leg double dex tricks

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 15 Mar 2005 16:23

Tsiangkun wrote:
fog -> spinning whirl -> symposium mirage

That`s just super styly! Nice.

Tsiangkun wrote:
jyro illusion ->stepping osis.

I don`t follow... Do you mean gyro illusion to slapping osis? Illusion ends on toe, so I`m confused how you can step. Do you mean quantum ss?

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 17 Mar 2005 12:22

quantum same side // toe stepping

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 17 Mar 2005 15:33

Whatever happened to those cool, ghetto-ass Oakland stories you used to post? Are you just so tight wit da lokal folkers dat dey aint got no more beef?

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 17 Mar 2005 15:44

Man, It's been raining here since thanksgiving so I haven't been out too much. I've basically earned neighbor status and don't have any problems now.

I got kicked off the tennis courts the other day by some mexicans, but I was pretty much done kicking an hour before they showed up and so I just left.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 21 Mar 2005 10:33

Torque->spinning paradox mirage
osis->spinning paradox mirage
stepping osis -> spinning paradox mirage
blender ->spinning paradox mirage

ptaku · Post by **ptaku** » 21 Mar 2005 10:44

Sweet links!
Especially the first and the last are hard! Props.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 21 Mar 2005 13:42

yeah, it's a new link I figured out yesterday.

Special thanks to the berkeley iron works indoor climbing gym for letting me shred for free when the place isn't too busy. It's a great gym where almost everyone there would rather be doing their thing outside.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 16 Apr 2005 13:49

Prenz wrote:hypotheticality. Say it nice n' slow and clap out the syllables.

Hi *clap* poh *clap* thegh *clap* tic *clap* al *clap* igh *clap* tee *clap*

what is this some sort of Bushism ?

Hypothetically, I wonder what is the value of that insult, since Prenz 'the'd the big word, and then told me to go pronounce it.

Seriously, when you make an insult at least take the time to check you have the big words correct.

qphox · Post by **qphox** » 16 Apr 2005 23:22

That's funny. Before reading this, I'd made a similar comment in the thread itself.

On a completely unrelated note, I told a friend at college how you earned street cred with footbag. He got a serious kick out of it.

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 22 Apr 2005 00:46

Tsiangkun wrote:Torque->spinning paradox mirage

blender ->spinning paradox mirage

Those are cool links... are you doing these both sides? If you ever go back down to SD, it`d be real cool to get some new footage of you from Aaron Orton.

Hey, whatever happened with that AppleBottom footbag fashion show thing you were going to do? Did you do it? How did it go? I was real excited about since it sounded fun, and like a good way to get some non-whities in the sport.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 25 Apr 2005 20:53

I'll try to get aaron to video tape some of my shred next time I am down in SD.

I only hit them oneside, but I hit lots of stuff only on the other side.

I had to bail on the apple bottom because it didn't really get good feedback from the focus group. Probably the shirts and shorts I prefer to shred in weren't really going to fit in with the theme of the evening.

I played in l----o-----n-----g shorts warming up the a few days ago. Playing with this kid named Gui.
Busted osis, whirl, DoD, DDD, paradon, DLO, infinties, butterflies, and barrages. I couldn't do any stepping type of stuff at all.

Now that we are getting more than 3 hours of usable daylight, I have been trying to kick in the park aftework more. I had three kids play with me for an hour the other day that were of mixed "non-whities". None of them had good shoes, or a bag, but said they had seen kids that play hackysack a lot in school. They asked for the usual basic stuff, and walked away hitting toe stalls, inside stalls, and clipper stalls. I cut out about fifty bags worth of panels, and might throw together a few of my four panel design bags for them if I find the time to stich them.

For all those looking forward to the next episode of tales from the hood...

Some bored 18 year young man started frontin like he had a gun in the park the other day. I played it cool, and used my knowledge of guns to talk with him about choosing the gun, and was reasonably certain it was a toy gun. He didn't want to pull it all the way out of the jeans so I could see it all, and he was more concerned I believed it was a dessert eagle.
I introduced myself and asked where he lived. Basically one block down. I played the neighbor card, and used some jedi mind tricks to get the gun from him to my hand, and resolved the situation peacefully. Once I had arrogated and identified the weapon as an airsoft replica, I discharged it repeatedly into the shrubbery. In the end, I decided these airsoft guns are pretty sweet.

There's still raw underground music taking place at my neighbors, "piedmorrow" is the clubname. Dope ass emcee showcase last night. Kids doing their set, battling, and freestyling. Nice hip hop show. Too bad I've been sick with the flu for a week and had to listen through the paper thin wall.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 08 Sep 2005 11:40

wow, long time no post.

In a shower with a cat
getting hit with a bat
white dudes
on basketball courts
kickin hacky sacks
Raw things, card games
face it
everybody time on their hands
most of them wasted
anything to make the time fly
as soon as possible
some cats just sleep all day
unexceptible.

Blackjack · Post by **Blackjack** » 08 Sep 2005 11:44

Word Cameron!! hacky sack has always been an anomalie its hard to rhyme

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 08 Sep 2005 11:47

No man, I copied that shit vebatim from a verse that just streamed by on the radio.

It sure does sound a whole lot like my park though. Hmmm, I wonder.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 13 Sep 2005 11:02

Two Words