Sordid Exuberance

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 26 Jul 2005 13:23

i did, it was very purple - was it really u in a band or something?

hey calm, down, we need to talk - ill set u straight - well hang out

-sam
323 309 6125

going to chris to shred

HG · Post by HG » 26 Jul 2005 13:44

PLay footbag a lot. You should hit matador>nuke muted clipper>matador>sumo>alpha legbeater>repeat

wolfpac444 · Post by **wolfpac444** » 27 Jul 2005 17:50

Hey Ted

Is your new place going to be done by the time I get there? I just finished your bag today. I was waiting to get some steri-strips so I could patch a few pinholes from the inside.

Oh, I have some music for you as well.

ted · Post by **ted** » 28 Jul 2005 07:12

Bring it. Thy will be done. I won't have a home phone anymore so email or work 909-625-8767 x266.

My room will be done in a few days and the commons area is more or less finished. Bathroom: outside. Shower: outside. There are two very nice swimmin' holes by my house though.

matador>nuke muted clipper>matador>sumo>alpha legbeater>repeat

Nuke>Nuke>Nuke>Nuke BSOS? Nope.

wolfpac444 · Post by **wolfpac444** » 29 Jul 2005 09:41

Hey Ted, what address should I send your bag to?

ted · Post by **ted** » 29 Jul 2005 11:45

Sober day 1

ted · Post by **ted** » 05 Aug 2005 12:44

Episode 7: Sober Day 1.

Last session highlights:
drifter>flurry

mobius bs
blurriest bs

I bought a $2 bottle of wine the other day, put on my full wetsuit (overalls, jacket, gloves, hood) and indulged while floating in an icy stream. My 5mm neoprene kept me warm on the outside and Trader Joe's Cabernet kept me warm on the inside. I got some strange looks from folks.

I am as broke as a baby's bottom. Currently eating corn starch packing peanuts in my office. My dirty clothes hang from my gaunt frame like oily rags on a corpse. I no longer want to participate in wealth accumulation and struggle. There must be enough space among the waste and arrogance to make a living, right? Carve me a slab of the fat bottom of the middle class!

Someone, perhaps more desperate than I, busted out my car window at school yesterday. They stole a stereo and a bag of clothes. Strangely, I was not bothered by this.

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 05 Aug 2005 22:26

but at the same time

Each of your posts is like a cross between Walt Whitman and Jonathan Swift.
You use yer typin' fingers purtier than a 20 dollar whore.

ted · Post by **ted** » 19 Aug 2005 09:29

Sober day 1.

Had a session in Austin, TX with Cody Rushing, Andrew Koller, and James Geraci. Hot and humid = nasty= one reason I left the Midwest. I hardly slept while I was there because it was too hot.
Cody: All barefoot shuffle, really consistent, confident, even, bsos.
Andrew (still shredding the Chanjos): Phoenix>vertigo>p torque, lots more.
James: tomahawk, blurry whirl, ducking p blender
Me: 69 (so easy and clean, long time in coming), rubberman 2 easily, almost smoke>blur>legbeater repeat. p flux bs.

ted · Post by **ted** » 22 Aug 2005 14:11

Got an email from an old friend in New Zealand today:

Jacob wrote:oh your marketing plan makes my knees go rubbery
oh captain murphy...why do i let you and your moustacio do this to me
pick up your old guendies bag
wipe the dirty napkins in my face
you must love me

Not sure what's going on but I like it.

Love, Ted

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » 25 Aug 2005 21:25

hey ted use this as your avatar!!!:

ted · Post by **ted** » 26 Aug 2005 07:12

*BAM!*

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 26 Aug 2005 07:47

Nuh uh, you link to the image URL in your profile; it can be any size.

*points to 97x100 avatar*

ted · Post by **ted** » 06 Sep 2005 09:05

i might whack up my car
i whacekd john gotti
i whack off routinely
my ice rink routine is polished
except that I always slip
looks like this dynamo
can't stick a triple axle
when he's skating on
tomfoolery and shennanigans

Dennis the fence

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » 06 Sep 2005 09:09

yo dawg take it easy homie
watch out gangstarr
come on now boiiii
life's not all u're whacking it up 2 b
2 b or not 2 b?
don't sit on the fence
with that question.
u're leavin your prints
all around existence.
write more music again.
escape sordid exuberance.

-Sam on both sides of the fence
(the grass is always greener now)

ted · Post by **ted** » 07 Sep 2005 09:24

wheelies on your bmx
aren't that cool
and i doubt lance armstrong
will be impressed
he'll probably just think you're creepy
if you wait outside his house
to show him that
and even if michael jorden
invented the dunk
who cares?

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » 07 Sep 2005 10:46

I care.

ted · Post by **ted** » 28 Sep 2005 09:57

Well, I don't really play footbag anymore but here's a picture of my toilet. Me=Mountainman

Oh, and here's my front door. What the hell?

HG · Post by HG » 28 Sep 2005 11:50

PLAY FOOTBAG. SCHOOL FOR HALLOWEEN SHRED

ted · Post by **ted** » 15 Nov 2005 09:19

Session in Santa Cruz where I manifested the following:
Fairy ss double pickup twice
Fairy ss muted torque
Royale x-body rake a bunch of times
P eggbeater>butterfly>bubba beater a few times.

The Santa Cruz shred spot is one of the best around. Nice surface on a sea cliff overlooking the beach. I love swimming in the ocean. I love to feel the firm hand of the sea cradle me and then bash me apart on the sand.