Haha, I'm glad I have that to look at every time I open my blog for the next month or two.
WARNING: This post might get boring very quickly. (pictures on the bottom)
Well well well... Today I went to the 7th place I've had to go to for my leg pain (that's kind of an exaggeration because I'm counting the places I had to go for X-Rays and MRI tests. If we don’t count them, I’ve seen 5 different people.) In my head before the appointment with the Physiatrist (fizz-eye-ah-trist) today: "Yes, finally, this will be the last time that I have to explain everything that has caused pain/problems, and everything that I've done to try to treat this over the last 5 months." Was she the last person that I'll have to see? You know me, what do you think?
Started: 6/5/05 after a session in SF I was walking to get some (really good) food with the crew and noticed that it felt like the patella (kneecap) in my left knee was grinding against another bone. It hurt. Over the next month (?) or so, I also started having problems with my hamstrings being really tight and a pressure in my lower back which felt like it needed to be cracked. But there's nothing there that should be cracked from what I know. After a bit, I went to a no-force chiropractor (meaning she did not crack my back, neck, or legs, but still did adjustments on them.) Eventually I saw an orthopedic surgeon (to see what was going on with the bone grinding stuff) who was recommended by several people in the area. He told me to go to a place to get an X-ray. When he read the results, he said that the bones were grinding and that I could either do physical therapy (PT) or have surgery to sand down the inside of the kneecap. I went to PT. I stopped seeing the chiropractor because I felt like the problems weren't being fixed by her. She said I would need to get an MRI done because the numbness in my leg and especially foot suggested that I had something wrong in my lower back. At that point I had also been seeing the PT, and I kept seeing the PT because I felt like it would help, and the knee grinding went away. But with that problem (which had stopped almost all movement that was not completely necessary- as in I would have people pick me up instead of walking the extra 60 feet to walk to the car with them) gone the other problems that I had been having (numbness in left foot, left thigh, a pain in the back of my knee, tightness in both hamstrings, and tightness in my very lower back when I tried to bend forwards) were more obvious and restricting than they had been before.
I went to an MRI place to get scans done late last week. The machine was so loud that they gave me earplugs before I lay down. It was just like I had seen on TV. I lay down and got put into a big tube. I'm not claustrophobic, and I'm glad, but it was still a little unnerving how little space there was between my face and the machine. Since it wasn't a scan of my head, but of my lower back, I was all the way in the tube. Oh, before I went in, she strapped me down so I couldn't move my torso/legs, then she gave me a little hand sensor to push in case I started to "freak out" during the tests.

Then, she the thing that made me nervous was that she said that most people feel more comfortable when they have a towel over their face when going in and she started to put one over my face. I told her "
NO, thanks." Anyway, it was not scary to be in the tube. I was in there for about 25 minutes. Each test lasted anywhere from 30 seconds to 4 minutes, and between tests she would tell me over a speaker how long the next one would be. The sounds of the different tests (they all made different sounds) reminded me of the Strongbad
Techno cartoon. Anyway, I happily fell asleep during the test.
Aaaanyway, since one of the many Dr.'s I saw recommended this Physiatrist (basically deals with chronic pain and injuries,) I went to her to have her read my MRI and tell me what was what. She examined me and told me what her speculations were. Then she read the results sent with the MRI pictures, which confirmed what she had thought. Then she looked at the pictures and it was pretty clear that I had a disc that was WAY the fuck out of place.
Results (Lamen's (Emily) terms): I have a disc in my lower back that is pinching a nerve that goes all the way from my back, down my left leg, to
my left foot. Since I have had no major (or minor that I’m aware of) back injuries, this is probably something that I was born with. Usually, when people are born with this problem, it emerges in their 20’s and 30’s.
What to do: If I hadn’t been going to PT, and it wasn’t as out of place as it is, she would tell me to do PT. But since it’s not fixing the problem, she suggests I still do the exercises, but go to another Dr. who will give me an epidural. Why does that word sound familiar? Because that’s what pregnant women get to help with pain during labor. But in my case, the shot which goes in the back (but not into the spine or any nerves) is not a pain killer, but cortisone, which will be a “powerful” anti-inflammatory. The shots are usually given in sets of 3, spaced out by about 3-4 weeks at a time.
How does this change my life: It doesn’t, really. She said that I should avoid bending forward or backwards if it hurts, avoid sitting down for prolonged periods, and not to lift anything heavy. Duh. She submitted a form to the DMV to get me a temporary handicap parking pass (which I’ll also be able to use at school to park in the Staff lot.) If at any point I have a lot of pain for more than a very short time, I have an opiate-based pain killer.
Footbag: I explained to her exactly what freestyle and net are, and how my body moves with both, and how often I would play if I didn't have any physical problems. She said that playing either type of footbag won't change my condition for the worse, and the only bad thing is that in general I might feel tight, and that might change my ability to play a sport/walk around a store/do daily tasks. In that case, I should take a muscle relaxer. But I do need to stay active so that I can feel the difference if any of the treatments start to work.

"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
Emily Kulczyk