Hall of Fame/Shame!

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 27 Nov 2005 23:36

Slowsis wrote: So get off this topics dick, unless you want to continue indirectly defending a monster.

I guess it's better in it's context.

Chema · Post by **Chema** » 27 Nov 2005 23:40

Maybe it would help if you (everyone) posted a link to the page along with their quote so we could understand their meaning better

B_Man · Post by **B_Man** » 28 Nov 2005 01:04

Jeremy wrote:
Nagasake wrote:
Jeremy wrote:... except possibly you just want to argue about something.
Come on, Jeremy. Possibly?? This is Dan we're talking about after all.
No you're wrong. It's a Christian American conspiracy to take over the world and kill all Muslims because they're racist and have links to net footbag and Steve Blough. They should learn to play touch football and run angles better. Touch football is all about angles. Also I like beer.

I dislike angles, but the beer part we can agree upon

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 29 Nov 2005 15:01

Man, Matt Kain is my hero. He doesn't post often, but when he does, it's always worth reading. Check out this post from the "drop out of school for footbag" thread

mattkain wrote:DROP OUT OF SCHOOL. There is virtually no way that you will ever become a professional footbag celebrity if you toil away in the dungeon of public education. A career in footbag requires incredible dedication, countless hours of training, and tremendous sacrifice. It does NOT require a college degree or a High School education. School will only hold you back. Do you really think that memorizing the capital of Mongolia or having a thorough understanding of 19th century agrarian economics will help you bust nemesis? No way! Every hour that you waste in school is an hour that you could have spent playing footbag.

History only proves my point. Many of the most celebrated footbag athletes dropped out of school. TJ Kleeburger, Nipsey Freshwater, Clyde "Dom Dom" Tobias, Noodles Dombrowski, Jeremy O'Wheel, Joe "The Sack" Coconauer - ALL in the Footbag Hall of Fame, ALL quit school. Do you think Vasek is the Big Cheese of footbag because he spent all his time listening to some teacher drone on about atmospheric pressure or class conflict in the writings of Tolstoy (mister boring himself)? No way! He's the best because he quit school when he was 11 so he could practice footbag (seriously, I'm totally friends with him and he told me so).

I was just reading on ESPN.com that 72% of Major League baseball players dropped out of High School. Do you know what the average professional baseball player's salary is? Try 2.3 million bucks! Ask your English teacher how much she makes. While you're at it, ask her if she stayed in school. I think we know the answer. Professional athletes quit school and get rich. English teachers stay in school and live off of welfare and eat baked beans out of tin cans. Which do you want to be?

My only advice is this: if you want to get serious about footbag, then you better get serious about quitting school.

Matt Kain

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 29 Nov 2005 16:27

NotHisRealName wrote:
Slowsis wrote: So get off this topics dick, unless you want to continue indirectly defending a monster.
I guess it's better in it's context.

Agreed.....

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 30 Nov 2005 18:39

Blackend wrote:Are you saying BK employees are dumb? I resemble that remark!

lol

Pascal · Post by **Pascal** » 30 Nov 2005 19:06

HAHA Jeremy that is hilarious. Too funny, I can't stop laughing.

Matt Kain's is also good. I love the fact that some people didn't seem to understand it was a joke, despite the list of famous footbaggers.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 02 Dec 2005 13:01

BainBridgeShred wrote:pm me so o'wheel doesn't shit a brick

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 02 Dec 2005 13:17

edit: saw the context, response was appropriate/kinda funny

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 02 Dec 2005 15:01

Chema wrote:Maybe it would help if you (everyone) posted a link to the page along with their quote so we could understand their meaning better

I agree. That would make a lot of this easier to read.

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 03 Dec 2005 00:02

Pffft.

You're either in or you're not.

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 05 Dec 2005 21:08

Just call me hagesy wrote:
...i did my sic 3. 7 attempts i gave myself. This is what i hit.

SWEET>FUCK>ALL

The dex on the 'All' was a bit thin, but i am still claiming it as my first beast.

I wanna see Vasek hit that combo!

Bander87 · Post by **Bander87** » 06 Dec 2005 19:07

[shredzilla] you're gonna hate me
[shredzilla] I just came back from the evil place
[Emily] I don't care about you enough to hate you
[Emily] :p
[shredzilla] awww
[shredzilla] that's sweet hon
[Badler] haha, thats a good line
[shredzilla]

[Emily] don't call me hon
[shredzilla] hon...that's short for honorable one
[shredzilla] sorry, I was trying to pay you a compliment
[shredzilla] dang

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 06 Dec 2005 19:56

haha you suck, and revenge is best served cold!

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 07 Dec 2005 15:16

The TWO lockd LSD topics in the discussion fourm.

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 09 Dec 2005 04:40

Bander87 wrote:Haha, so when you find out vasek hit a new combo, cleanup will be a lot easier.

In this thread.

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Anz · Post by **Anz** » 09 Dec 2005 06:21

omg, that somebody who invented the machine has too much spare time.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 09 Dec 2005 13:06

My #1 Nominee for the Modified all-time Hall of Fame......

Tuukka!!!!!!

THANK YOU!!!!!!

*Jethro* · Post by ***Jethro*** » 10 Dec 2005 04:25

shreddaily wrote:dude chicks don't care what you do. Only how hot you are and how well you dance. You could scoop monkey dung for a living but if you look like brad pit and dance like with style their yours. oh yeah a guitar, a six pack and some collogne helps too.

Said with class.

from: http://modified.ca/footbag/viewtopic.php?t=11392

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 10 Dec 2005 15:36

dyalander wrote:Good call G-man,
I'm grabbing a pick and putting speed-holes in my legs right now! I let you know how it goes.

dyalander wrote:umm, it didnt go too well. I think I need to check out the health and injuries section.