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yo, recently i signed up at this poets forum

poets.org

and i was posting poems there and what not

but they are all a bunch of stuck up FUCKING ASSHOLES!

and i got banned for telling it like it is


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I CALL UPON MY FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS TO GO TO WAR WITH POETS.ORG!

SIMPLY GO MAKE AN ACCOUNT THERE AND POST AS MANY POSTS AS POSSIBLE SAYING

"REVENGE OF SAMURAMI"

obviously u'll get banned, but, hey, who cares?

please, this will only take you 10 minutes

and it will make me happy, and cause them just a little bit of greif..

im hopeing that at lease 20 of you will do this, causing them LOTS of greif


so anyway, please let me know if you go do this

thankyou,

and bye
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You'll have to convince me. All I read was a suggestion that you be more 'tough-skinned' about criticism. And you have been known to fly off the handle on occasion.

That said, I hate intellectual snobbery, especially about art.
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Sam just say the word and I will unleash Waldo Faldo upon those pretentious goons :!:
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Post by slapdash21 »

im always down for stuff like this. but can i be a little more fun for awhile? like...post stupid questions and write a poem all in l33t speak (ok, not a job for me, someone else could do that better), all about l33t speak. or something. eh, i will screw around some...similar to ted, i also hate snobby art types






EDIT- *5 minutes later* i wanted to be 'MAstERrhYMebLAstER' but there is a ten character limit. so im 'MAstERryhm'
im going to start by posting an introductory post somewhere where it really doesnt belong...like...where they present their best poems.


edit---
my first post, in the advanced poetry section:
"HEYLO PEOPLZ I AM NEW I LIKE POETY ALOT MY FAVARITE POET RITE NOW IS TUPAC"
Last edited by slapdash21 on 02 Dec 2005 12:45, edited 3 times in total.
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Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with ted on this one.

Sure there's a few guys on there who really don't appreciate anything except for their own skill in critiquing. But you seem to be of the opinion that "it should be the best on the first try".

Not going to happen.

Poetry, Video, Music, whatever. Write, wait, read, re-write. Render, wait, watch, re-work, re-render.

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negative+negative=negative
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the Executioner wrote:negative+negative=negative
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What if some shmuck were to come here and pull that shit?
C'mon man, you're above revenge
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no

i am consumed by passion

THE WORD IS GIVEN!
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Hahaha freak
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Sam Colclough wrote:no

i am consumed by passion

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Give into your anger...

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You want I should flame them :?: :lol:

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slapdash21 wrote:edit---
my first post, in the advanced poetry section:
"HEYLO PEOPLZ I AM NEW I LIKE POETY ALOT MY FAVARITE POET RITE NOW IS TUPAC"
AlfVenison owned you. :)
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Post by slapdash21 »

:lol:


yeah he did. it's ok...this drawn-out campaign is only yet beginning



edit- again, posted in the 'polished, finished, professional level poetry section':

"HERES IS MY FAVORITE POEM THAT I WROTE. HONEST, I DID IT MYSELF


BEANS BEANS THE MAJICAL FRUIT
THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU TOOT
THE MORE YOU TOOT THE BETTER YOU FEEL
IM GONNA EAT...

LOL AND I CANT EVEN FINNISH./"


EDIT2--
i dropped the stupid-mask and posted the most insulting tirade i could...
http://www.poets.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3301

dont read it if you like poetry...

but it is quite funny, i think, though i feel kinda bad about it, and i think i am now done with poets.org
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Geez, I'm unemployed, and I don't have time for this. There are seriously better ways to use your time than this... go skool spins or flip pixies, or... dare I say it? Write a poem.
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Post by Samurai »

yo slapdash what did u write?
Im banned I cant go there.

and...


I give my official word that I am no longer upset at them... just because life is so good for me right now
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Ugh, that was written pretty badly Peter.

I went ahead and apologized for you.
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Post by slapdash21 »

:lol:

they already deleted all my posts, but they didn't even ban me! i wish i had kept a copy of it...i thought it was pretty good. :D
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life sucks, back 2 war
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