the stick of a corn dog

Bono · Post by **Bono** » 09 Apr 2003 12:16

i need help

Tha Big D · Post by **Tha Big D** » 09 Apr 2003 12:20

GROSS!

BrianW · Post by **BrianW** » 09 Apr 2003 13:59

well if you are a sword swallower you can just put the stick down your throat.

madshred2003 · Post by **madshred2003** » 09 Apr 2003 16:05

this is almost as random as my post about my new found keyboarding tecniques. however, questions must me answered. i pull the stick out and eat the dog damned within the corn entrapment.

RhymesWithAlex · Post by **RhymesWithAlex** » 09 Apr 2003 18:06

When I reach the stick, I force the corn dog up the stick about an inch. This way I can still dip the corn dog in my ketchup and mustard without getting condiments on my hands.

Mmmmm............corndogs.

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 10 Apr 2003 03:57

RhymesWithAlex nailed it. I tend to do the same.

madshred2003 · Post by **madshred2003** » 10 Apr 2003 07:11

now that i think about it i do that most of the time too...

d0tard · Post by **d0tard** » 10 Apr 2003 12:47

that's how all the hardcore pogo eaters finish off their dogs

madshred2003 · Post by **madshred2003** » 10 Apr 2003 16:55

hahaha! this is so much better than those goofy reeses comercials about how you eat them. who the hell goes to all the trouble of making magnificant sculptures out of a piece of candy when you can down it in one sitting. i think most would agree when i say this is standard reeses technique.

step one: open package

step two: place chocolate in hand

step three: place in oral cavity

step four: chew (20 times to be sure you do not choke)

step five: wait for chocolate to pass through the stomache, large intestine, small intestine, and collect in the rectum

step six: shit out the candy you paid 75 cents for

is it just me or is something terribly wrong here? a giant reeses man grabbing an unsuspecting child enjoying his popcorn. if i found myself under a sneak attack by means of a giant reeses man, i'd pull out my stun gun and show him what's what. i mean honestly. the kid looks terrified. and who wouldn't be?

Matt · Post by **Matt** » 12 Apr 2003 20:22

is that kid wearing millenium 2s?

Hacky_Slacker · Post by **Hacky_Slacker** » 12 Apr 2003 21:12

i pull the stick out a lil bit, at first. so the mustard doesn't get on just the end of the stick pokin out, and then pull it out, eat the corn/weiner stump and then i eat the batter off the stick, corn on the cob style.

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