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Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 13 Dec 2005 12:57

The reality of me fronting the money for the shirts just hit after I got the quote from the printer and Im having a total panic attack...

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 13 Dec 2005 15:37

you don't have to. I'm daddy warbucks right now, and we have others. I don't mind fronting, of course my poor ass would like to get the half of my life savings that I'm dropping into this pup.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 15 Dec 2005 21:01

Random Quote

"...she gave the worst massage. I can only compare it to something I've seen on one of those animal wildlife shows, you know where the bird of prey is tearing into the carcass with their talons..."

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 15 Dec 2005 21:30

The chainlink gate that closed off the carport was locked by a tight metal spring that hooked the gates to each other. I just stepped out of the back door and looked down from the top of two flights of stairs to see my neighbor and her hot cousin trying to open the gates "Heeeeyyy, we need a big strong man to help us open this gate."

"Yeah?" I ask, my grin -->

< --probably very visable from where they where standing, "Let me go find one" So I turn around head back into the house, and leave them there.

Not-so-ripped Warrior · Post by **Not-so-ripped Warrior** » 15 Dec 2005 22:51

Zeke wrote:"Heeeeyyy, we need a big strong man to help us open this gate."

"Yeah?" I ask, my grin --> < --probably very visable from where they where standing, "Let me go find one" So I turn around head back into the house, and leave them there.

LMAO

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 17 Dec 2005 12:44

It was depressing to go to the Phillipines and realize I'm short even by their standards

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 17 Dec 2005 12:48

Some people like to say their glass is half full. I like to say,
"WHICH ONE OF YOU UNSCRUPULOUS ASS-SCABS DRANK MY SHIT?!?!"

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 17 Dec 2005 12:50

Overheard at work the other day:

"I dont like to sleep naked cuz I'm afraid something might crawl in there..."

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 17 Dec 2005 12:56

Yesterday a patient came in with a broken crown.

"...but you said it was a permanent crown, is there a warranty on it?

I'm so bored

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 17 Dec 2005 13:00

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 17 Dec 2005 13:04

I can't, theres nothing to do here...
Just be thankful I'm not polluting the other forums with this mess

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 17 Dec 2005 13:15

only 20 more minutes...

only 20 more minutes...

only 20 more minutes...

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 17 Dec 2005 21:08

Oh I'll give those bitches something to crawl in there.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 18 Dec 2005 06:19

get in line.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 19 Dec 2005 14:59

I saw a handwritten sign taped to the back bumper of a Geo Metro:

I'm pedaling as fast as I can!

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 19 Dec 2005 16:58

So most of the major work for the NYJ is about done. I'm excited to see how all this is going to turn out. There will be so many people in attendance; new faces & old ones, all of whom I'd like to kick and hang out with at one point or another over the three days of the event. It's too bad CP didn't happen this year but I think it helped several people consider coming to Chicago when it might not normally be an option for them. I just hope everything goes smoothly and that everyone enjoys themselves while they're here.

Even though we did complete our obligations on time, I think there's plenty of room for improvement as far as us being more organized and working more efficiently. Windy City Open might happen again next summer during Taste of Chicago. Hopefully we would have learned enough from helping with New Years Jam to make WCO a smooth running and successful event, something more and more players will consider coming to over the years.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 21 Dec 2005 18:33

I just hand a stand off with an agitated amstaf/pit bull (+ 2 other dogs).

I still have all my limbs and digits. But I'm more than a little shaken up right now.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

quadgun · Post by **quadgun** » 21 Dec 2005 19:57

hows the toaster?

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 22 Dec 2005 10:29

I'm gonna buy a pit-tyranasaurus-werewolf-bull and beat him with polish sausages every minute of his life while wearing a Kamil mask. When it's big enough and mean enough I'm giving it to you.

Fucker

quadgun · Post by **quadgun** » 22 Dec 2005 16:48

a kamil mask? wtf?

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