The Inshredible Bulk: Not Trending, Not Roll Spiking Either

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 23 Dec 2005 20:06

I want a Kamil mask!

BTW, the toaster looks tits-ass to me. It has 2 racks! Who ever heard fof such luxury? You could almost cut a pizza in half and bake the mofo in there.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 03 Jan 2006 12:44

I saw many of my shirts at the NYJ:

Tournament shirts
CIC caricature shirts
CIC custom caricature shirts with me in front
CIC Stupid photo shirt
CIC logo shirt

Photos by Dat

Zeke am happy lots

full nelson · Post by **full nelson** » 03 Jan 2006 14:48

I represented NYJ while joining the Polar Bear Club. I wore the shirt while log rolling into Lake Michigan.

I wish I had money for some of the other shirts.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 04 Jan 2006 08:25

acxel22 · Post by **acxel22** » 04 Jan 2006 14:00

my favorite four square player... I miss you already and can't wait to kick against you another time..

I hope I don't have to wait until next NYJ for this to happen, make the CIC crew gather funds so chicago has a four square represent at worlds!

It was really fun hanging out with you, and getting to know you!

See you asap!

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 06 Jan 2006 08:43

Hehe, it's hard enough for us to gather in our own city!

So, New Years Jam. It turned out so much better than I could have hoped. I really didn't play all that much but I did get to meet some cool new people and get better aquainted with others. Here's a quick rundown of the events that I can remember:

Tuesday:
-rushing home from work to see Jorden and Johnny in my living room
-got a mohawk
-watching Reiles vid clips of Sam D. late at night with Johnny and Jorden
-seeing Jeremy, Amelia and Mike again
-Dat sacrificing his body to save the shot

Wednesday:
-big hug from Emily
-first pick at Mirkens, got 2 of them
-locals: Greg, Martin, Freddy and Obed
-selling a bunch of shirts and bags
-2 square with Emily
-getting my ass thoroughly dismantled in 4 square by Kolo and Mathieu
-eating Potbellys sandwiches AND Giordanos pizza
-drunk Hood
-Meinard driving me all the way back north to pick up the CIC shirts
-got 2 Suderman bags!
-loudest room in the hotel as confirmed by security
-soccer in the dark conference room
-doing tricks set from balcony above
-running from some lady when we were too loud in the hallway
-3 rooms for the price of 2 discounted ones. SCORE!

Thursday
-WORST sleep EVER
-sharing horror stories about sleeping on the floor in the morning
-tossin a disk around with Josh
-teaching a highschool club some basics
-4 square with Mathieu and Reid: Spin Rule and play on one leg
-hilarious commentary from Tim
-tossin a disk around with Brian
-tossin a disk around with Greg
-tossin a disk around with Dat
-somewhere out there someone has pics of my mohawk parted in the middle
-I get a bunch of people lost... again
-Giordanos again!
-watching our digital counterparts whoop each others asses in a wrestling video game
-Zeke beats Reile with a rear choke
-Scott uses a well placed shot to the nether-regions for a win over Tom
-Zeke puts Kamil in an ankle lock
-slept on a bed this time

Friday
-footbaggers sign my shirt
-I win 4 square
-2 footfighters!
-Lane kids help me clean up
-sitting at the 'cool' table with Mathieu and Kolo, could not stop laughing
-telephone game was fabulous
-say goodbye to Mathieu and Kolo
-watch more of Reile's vids
-another loud party at the apartment
-arm wrestling championships
-Jeremy is a sniper
-Hood is not
-CROTCHFIRE!!!!!!!!! I was 'gottened' at least 4 times... fucking game
-Emily takes her revenge twice
-Dat happily whoops my ass in GT3... repeatedly
-say goodbye to Jorden, Johnny, Dat, Jeremy and Amelia
-Hood bites my finger then STEALS my bed, happy b-day
-Bob IS damage control

Saturday
-chillin with the WV Crew
-Hood whoops my ass at Armored Core
-watched the unrated version of 40 Year Old Virgin
-everyone enjoys my blanket. EVERYONE
-Brad pays for his stay
-James is back!
-more video game rasslin'
-uh, somebody has a little too much to drink...

Sunday
-have not been evicted yet
-Emily and WV Crew join Polar Bear Club
-watch more of Reile's vids
-redneck sportscast
-!Russel Peters
-Eddie! you fuck you man you
-no one notices my mohawk is gone
-say goodbye to Emily
-Emily is back

Monday
-Emily is gone
-Goodbye to WV crew

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 06 Jan 2006 16:52

That was a fun read. Thanks, Zeke.

Come to CSS, please. Or save for a summer Santa Cruz trip. I mean it.

Dat · Post by **Dat** » 15 Jan 2006 15:16

Don't let her manipulate you.

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 15 Jan 2006 20:50

Don't let him poison your mind against me, dear Zeke.

I'll get you, Dat, don't you ruin my plans!.

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 15 Jan 2006 20:54

Moxie wrote: Come to CSS.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 17 Jan 2006 10:10

Its not likely that I'll be going. My hours at work just got cut and I'm saving up to get a new bed.

So a new year is here. There were SSOOOOOOOOOOO many great memories from 2005 and I hope 06 will be just as fun if not better. I need to get into better shape and I should start soon. I want to shred more or at least have a few practice sessions during the week. I've got a few more ideas for shirts too.

tuomoruutufan · Post by **tuomoruutufan** » 17 Jan 2006 10:12

[quote="Zeke"] I want to shred more[quote]

you better not be teasing me zeke

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 17 Jan 2006 10:17

tuomoruutufan wrote:you better not be teasing me zeke

Yeah, thats what my priest said...

The Actual Sized E · Post by **The Actual Sized E** » 17 Jan 2006 17:02

.........shudder

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 23 Jan 2006 08:16

I just saw a trailer for another Tony Jaa (Ong-Bak) movie 5 minutes ago and I still have goose bumps.

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 23 Jan 2006 10:21

BooYAH.. whats the title so we can watch it b4 everyone else when we dl it.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 25 Jan 2006 18:26

I have just decided that I am gonna sit here and hate for the rest of the night.

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 25 Jan 2006 18:52

Good ol' Zeke.

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 25 Jan 2006 21:52

I wish u'd go online sometime so I could join.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 26 Jan 2006 12:15

Updated from: Stats questionairre / "How old are you?" poll

Age: 30
Years Playing: 15, last 7 Freestyle
Dominant Side: right
Stance: sideways
Level of Shred: mediocre guiltless
Average String Length: 0 contacts. Kinda stopped shredding but slowly getting back into it
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 150 lbs
Shoe Size: 7.5
Shoe Preference: Red or Blue mesh lavers
Attire: Running shorts made of mesh or some form of micro fiber usually in blue, navy blue, black or red. White ankle socks. Boxer briefs. If I am inside and can't play shirtless I wear a Scottie Pippen jersey, Adidas Climalite shirt, or an Under Armour shirt
Other Equipment:Cell phone, small towel, extra socks and shirt, 1.3 megapixel digital camera w/ extra media and batteries, footbag repair kit, water bottle, frisbee, other kickable objects
Music:90's "alternative" rock, old industrial, classic rock
Preferred Surface: Concrete for shred, any surface for hacking
Favorite Shred Spot: Oak Street Beach
Ideal Weather Conditions: 80 degrees F, clear skies, slight wind from the south at 10mph
Mods: Opened toe box, cut out inner canvas on the instep, my own lacing. Removed foam from underneath the stock insoles. My footbags generally have the rocks removed from them and are replaced by seed beads and/or BB's.
Ideal Circle Size: 3-4 shred, any size as long as they are sober
Largest Circle Size 200+. Largest hack circle attempt at Sugar Grove, IL in 2000(?). It would have been completely lame if we didn't meet James Risden for the first time.
IFPA Member:Yes, expires 01-07
Club Member: CIC with 11 official members
Circumference of Calf Muscle: 15.25" left, 15.5" right (wow, I must heave been really bored)
Stretches: not any more
Number of drunks hit while kicking: 2
Verticle Leap: 18 inches
Mile High Club: no