How to Beat Jorden in a Competitive Event

Jdigges · Post by **Jdigges** » 28 Dec 2005 21:51

hahahahah

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 28 Dec 2005 22:51

by hitting Alpine Nemesis bsos. But even that may not work, it's worth a shot though.

ptaku · Post by **ptaku** » 29 Dec 2005 06:28

Yeah.. Because iif he will hit Alpine Nemesis bsos, Jorden will hit it b2b, so I don't see lots of chances in this one...

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 30 Dec 2005 22:26

I figured out how to beat Jorden in a competitive event . . . two actually. And Johnny did too, Most Rippin' Run and Sick 1. Here's how it went down. We encouraged him soooo much that he shreded for approx. 6-8 straight hours on two consecutive days, so that by competition time, his mojo was spent! He had no more mojination . . . Johnny and I stole it

And by the way, every time I was close to winning an event, Johnny had to go and one-up me. He won both of the events I had any chance at. Thats okay though because he is pretty good at footbag.

jon · Post by **jon** » 30 Dec 2005 23:21

what did he hit??? more updates pls

Krafty · Post by **Krafty** » 31 Dec 2005 09:43

jon wrote:more updates pls

I posted details on the event in my blog. Here's the link:

http://modified.ca/footbag/viewtopic.ph ... 3&start=40

The NYJ posts start towards the bottom and continue on to the next page!

HG · Post by HG » 31 Dec 2005 09:47

Johnny won rippin run

and he won sick 1 with nuke torque AND something else i forgot.

He also through a takraw into this basket. And then we all joined our minds to get it out

CROTCHFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Youll get caught in the heat, crotchfire! CROTCHFIRE!!!!!!!

Krafty · Post by **Krafty** » 31 Dec 2005 09:53

HenryG wrote:Johnny won rippin run

and he won sick 1 with nuke torque AND something else i forgot.

genesis and alpine matador

Asmus · Post by **Asmus** » 31 Dec 2005 17:04

MAKW HIM MORE DRUNK AFASFASFTHAN I AM RIGHT NOW!

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 31 Dec 2005 22:31

Johnny won with Nuke torque and also genesis. jorden hit Blurry Flux and I hit whirring swirl.

Jorden hit sevral combos for Sick 3 if i remember, one of which was a beast. He won with that.

Johnny won Rippin' run because i sucked!

tuomoruutufan · Post by **tuomoruutufan** » 01 Jan 2006 12:28

Rippin run was an exciting event

Major upsets by the FTB crew

Will Rockey eliminated Jorden

And

Eric Siegel Eliminated GF Smoothie

Who beat scott davidson? i dont remember but thats no easy feat he can do some very long guiltless runs.

and Brad nelson and Johny suderman had a tie

It was a fun event to watch!

Krafty · Post by **Krafty** » 01 Jan 2006 12:34

Senor Grommet wrote:Jorden hit sevral combos for Sick 3 if i remember, one of which was a beast. He won with that.

Jorden hit janiwalker > bedwetter > paradon swirl, whirlygig > food processor > whirlwind, and ripped warrior > blurry whirl > ps torque.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 02 Jan 2006 15:25

rochester knows how to beat him...have him go to chicago first, where they room him with 14 guys, so he gets sick and doesnt compete!

HG · Post by HG » 02 Jan 2006 16:01

At least he got to go to the fun event first

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 02 Jan 2006 16:19

oh snap! total burn there.

...but it's true

Reid · Post by **Reid** » 02 Jan 2006 22:15

tuomoruutufan wrote:Rippin run was an exciting event

Major upsets by the FTB crew

Will Rockey eliminated Jorden

And

Eric Siegel Eliminated GF Smoothie

Who beat scott davidson? i dont remember but thats no easy feat he can do some very long guiltless runs.

It was a fun event to watch!

Eric Beat scott as well I think

Not-so-ripped Warrior · Post by **Not-so-ripped Warrior** » 02 Jan 2006 23:41

Yeah I beat Scott and GF Smoothie but I just got lucky cause I never even had a decent run. Will beat Jorden which was quite the surprise, but at least Will deserved his win because he had a really sweet run and didn't tone down his shred at all.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 03 Jan 2006 10:30

How to beat Jorden in a competitive event: let him play foursquare with Kolo.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 04 Jan 2006 16:21

LMAO!!!!!!

Kolo was a different man after that...

I didn't see the actual event take place but I saw Jordens knee, I'm really not sure who got the worst of it.

Hope ya'll are both OK

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 04 Jan 2006 16:45

Kolo didn't play footbag in Rochester because that incident messed him up so bad. Considering Jorden was busting things like high stepping butter-blurry whirl repeat on Sunday, I'd say Kolo definitely got the worst of it.

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