Moir's Madness

Skippy! · Post by **Skippy!** » 07 Jan 2006 16:24

Dude, Anssi....level and jewel soooo don't rhyme.

HG · Post by HG » 07 Jan 2006 18:03

Skippy! wrote:Hey, I got a clue:
let's all write poetry
in Jorden's blog. Yeah

HAIKU, BITCH!

No its not. haikus go

5
7
5

2nd line has 6 syllables

quadgun · Post by **quadgun** » 07 Jan 2006 18:09

and the last line has 6 syllables

pwn3d by henry and i

::edit::

i always hated english

but i thought...

pwn3d by stephen

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 07 Jan 2006 18:09

The last is definitely five.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 07 Jan 2006 18:51

Fuck droppin a jewel, I'm flippin the sacred treasure.
I'll bite your fuckin style, just to make it fresher...

Yo.. I'll fuckin.. I'll..
I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
you'll think I pulled the fuckin ground out from underneath you
(Bitch!) I ain't no fuckin G, I'm a cannibal
I ain't tryin to shoot you,
I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
Fuck the planet, until it spins on a broken axis
I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket
to fill it full of explosive gasses
and close it back with a lit match in it
while I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes

Maraxus · Post by **Maraxus** » 08 Jan 2006 10:25

Okay Slim Shady

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 08 Jan 2006 10:28

Maraxus wrote:Okay Slim Shady

Wow, I'm glad you recognized that. That's probably my favorite flow of all time. If you haven't heard it, it's called Hellbound, and I don't THINK it's on any album. Download it though and check it out. The Soul Caliber music that they use is a perfect background for sick underground flows.

Jorden · Post by **Jorden** » 29 May 2006 11:44

I've never been more stressed in my entire life. Absolutely everything is uncertain. Heck, I don't even know if I'll graduate high school this year.

I have an 80+ average, so its not about marks. Every high school student in Ontario needs 40 hours community service to graduate--but mine might not even count b/c most are during school hours.

A 3rd year of Grade 12? That would be quite pathetic.

Here's a list of shit that's building up in my brain:

- stepmom doesn't like me
- big class presentation tomorrow -- not ready
- no initiative/motivation
- love life: nonexistent
- University in September is now in question
- car: nope. license: nope
- total work experience in a traditional job: 4 days
- Worlds 2006 -- very very doubtful (money as of now: $0)
- Moir DVD -- no prior DVD making experience, converting video formats, buying labels/cases/mailing supplies
- footbag/juggling performance tomorrow -- barely anything planned
- busking festival performance this weekend -- unorganized
- can't seem to get beyond 'local' performances -- name isn't getting out there
- can't practise footbag -- too guilty about not getting other things done

AGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Somebody say something.

dblthnk84 · Post by **dblthnk84** » 29 May 2006 11:57

Good luck?
________
Boshoku

Camilleon · Post by **Camilleon** » 29 May 2006 12:02

Hey Jorden,

I'm really sorry that it seems like everything is going wrong. It's easy for things to pile up like that and make it hard to see the good things you've got going.

I have a lot to say but it's all personal stuff so i'm just gonna talk to you on msn about it.

But cheer up! You always have us! We all love you and you are an inspiration to all of us!

Asmus · Post by **Asmus** » 29 May 2006 12:17

Jorden, sometimes life gets you down.
Get some money and get out of town.
Sometimes we all have had enough.
Get some money and pack your stuff.
I want to see your whirls and swirls
With your other moves at worlds.
Sell your body to old men
I just want to see you shred again.
Rob somebody really rich.
I want to see you spin like the tornado Mitch.

I rhyme like shit.

This would be like A+ in my english class fo shizza'

Iron Clad Ben · Post by **Iron Clad Ben** » 29 May 2006 12:29

Dude, focus on the good things. That will help you stay positive. You need a positive frame of mind to accomplish anything.

Go back to that post, edit it, take down all the bad things. Create a new list of things that are going well for you. Maybe you can't think of too many off the top of your head, but take the time to come up with 3! They must be POSITIVE! You can do it. The end of the world is millions of years away, it's not happening any time soon.

Jorden · Post by **Jorden** » 29 May 2006 13:26

Well, on the bright side -- I learned some new pen tricks recently.

Skippy! · Post by **Skippy!** » 29 May 2006 13:36

Duuuude!!! Pen spinning? I wanna see it. Let's discuss session next Thursday styles. I may have new shoes!!

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 29 May 2006 19:24

Jorden wrote: - love life: nonexistent

I know what you mean with that one. Sorry things are going badly, but I think the most important one is the first thing you mentioned: make sure you graduate! That's the only thing on that list that could really mess you up in the long run. Sometimes it seems like everything is falling apart, but I'm sure you know as well as I that you just gotta keep trekking and it'll all get better soon. Don't get to absorbed in the moment-- try to breathe.

Tjuggles · Post by **Tjuggles** » 29 May 2006 20:10

Man, I am sorry to hear all of that.
I know what it is like when life sucks...

I also think that graduating highschool is the most important thing at this point. With what you were saying about community service, I did community service AT a school, thus I see no reason why yours wouldn't count.

With regards to only getting 'local' shows, if you want to pm me your email, I think I have something that might help you get it out. I got if from GF, but I think you could get a lot more out of it than me, being really advanced at baggy-bag and all.

If not, good luck and remember, it could be worse.
Make it to worlds so we can shred. Ill try to make it too...

cammel · Post by **cammel** » 29 May 2006 21:57

Jorden wrote: - Moir DVD -- no prior DVD making experience, converting video formats,

Feel free to pawn this problem off to one of us (me)

But seriously, I hope everything works out well, you're definitely an inspiration to all of us.

Jorden · Post by **Jorden** » 30 May 2006 01:34

I think things will slowly sort themselves out. The hours thing should be taken care of. Moms are pretty awesome! This presentation is in 3 hours (I'm halfway done

).

I actually played a bit yesterday. Some ok runs but some new moves -- both blazing drifters & surging royale.

Ugh. Work work work work.

Not gonna touch the DVD till Monday.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 30 May 2006 03:42

Dude!! Surging royale!!!

What about surging pdx flux? I bet that would be a fun ride!

I am sure everything will pull itself together, staying positive is really the best philosophy for these scenerios.

Jdigges · Post by **Jdigges** » 30 May 2006 07:04

Mosher said it man. When it seems like i have waaaay too much on my plate, i just relax and work through it one thing at a time. Stressing myself out over it just makes the whole thing worse and even harder to do. Not getting stressed out is easier said then done though. You can do it Jorden. Your THE most driven person i have ever met haha. If anyone can do it, its you.

props on the new moves too! We missed ya at Spike n' shred