blue balls?

Josh B · Post by **Josh B** » 24 Jan 2006 16:07

i wanted to shred a few nights ago but i had blue balls so bad it hurt to walk! what can you do to help this?

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 24 Jan 2006 16:13

STFU!!!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@! You ain't right boy. But, if you really need help with blue balls, masturbation is a quick-fix, or just laying there in pain for 20 minutes, it'll go away.

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 24 Jan 2006 16:33

drink a lot of water, beat off, and take a dump

or try not to be hard during an entire date

jon · Post by **jon** » 24 Jan 2006 16:33

I take a nap and awake feeling better.

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 24 Jan 2006 16:37

A friend and I noticed that it only seems to occur with the left one (hurting I mean), so we call it leftballitis. Happens every once in a while. I personally don't know anything that really works, so I just try not to move when it happens.

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hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 24 Jan 2006 16:45

it's from a leftover build up of blood in ur winky dang and usually occurs when an erection is maintained for inordinate amounts of time. If there is no "release" and your boner fades away on its own, some of the blood can stay left behind and cause a soreness. With that said, you're a horndog

quit teasing yourself and take care of business!

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 24 Jan 2006 18:06

Do women have crap like this happen to them? Seems like the body's way of endorsing self-service.

Zjeezy · Post by **Zjeezy** » 24 Jan 2006 18:16

hackeysnacker wrote:it's from a leftover build up of blood in ur winky dang

ROFL, I have never heard someone call it a winky dang. nice one.

pips · Post by **pips** » 24 Jan 2006 19:08

SandWraith wrote:Do women have crap like this happen to them?

Yeah it's called a period.

I never thought you guys would be talking about this on a public forum, but it doesn't really surprise me. I guess. You talk about anything else on here.

Josh B · Post by **Josh B** » 24 Jan 2006 22:09

shredzilla wrote:STFU!!!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@! You ain't right boy. But, if you really need help with blue balls, masturbation is a quick-fix, or just laying there in pain for 20 minutes, it'll go away.

dude that is a cure but if layin down for 20 minutes gets rid of it, you got a minor case. i could still feel some blue-balls-ness goin on the next day! shit was whack! speakin of whack...it hurt so bad i didnt even feel like whackin! felt like i got kicked in the junk.

meheheheheh...winky-dang!

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 24 Jan 2006 22:16

stab urself in the leg with a knife, and u wont even realise the pain in the winky dang region anymore. Then have a beat, and tap ur feet have a seat and suck on a teet coz ur names pete..

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 24 Jan 2006 22:28

fetusmaster wrote:
hackeysnacker wrote:it's from a leftover build up of blood in ur winky dang

ROFL, I have never heard someone call it a winky dang. nice one.

in ur winky dang. WTF? winky dang? OH me oh my. I'm calling it a pretzel warrior!

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 24 Jan 2006 23:56

I knew a farmer who called his unit "salt lick"

David Morawski · Post by **David Morawski** » 25 Jan 2006 00:01

I think blueballs is a myth created by men so they can more easily make women please them.

Don't buy into it.

Zjeezy · Post by **Zjeezy** » 25 Jan 2006 07:16

davey M. wrote:I think blueballs is a myth created by men so they can more easily make women please them.

Don't buy into it.

dude shhhhh, your blowing our cover!!!

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 25 Jan 2006 10:38

What is this topic anyway?

Jdigges · Post by **Jdigges** » 26 Jan 2006 10:26

davey M. wrote:I think blueballs is a myth created by men so they can more easily make women please them.

Don't buy into it.

Yea...definitley not.

That shit sucks.

jon · Post by **jon** » 26 Jan 2006 12:51

Jdigges wrote:
davey M. wrote:I think blueballs is a myth created by men so they can more easily make women please them.

Don't buy into it.

Yea...definitley not.

That shit sucks.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 26 Jan 2006 13:00

Blue balls are HORRIBLE sometimes!

I don't think it's a blood thing, I think you stock up way too much sperm and it wants to get released but it doesn't. Ever notice how massive of a load it is when you finally shoot it?

Also, anybody that claims that it doesn't exist is just a lamewad that hasn't made out with a girl for hours on end before.

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 26 Jan 2006 13:04

pips wrote:
SandWraith wrote:Do women have crap like this happen to them?
Yeah it's called a period.

Actually, it's called Vasocongestion

Women get it-though usually not as often as men. Won't hurt you, just don't chafe yourself trying to cure it

Now tell us, why do you get blue balls when playing footbag?

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