blue balls?

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 26 Jan 2006 13:25

i really think there are two different issues here. i recognize the existence of blue balls, having myself made out for large periods of time and had to deal with the consequences. however, i think there is a similar condition that has the exact same sore pain as blue balls, but comes from too much jostling, bouncing, etc. i called it 'The JeeBs' (JBS...Jostled Ball Syndrome).

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 26 Jan 2006 14:02

slapdash21 wrote:i called it 'The JeeBs' (JBS...Jostled Ball Syndrome).

Lmao! True too

There are several different reasons for testicular pain-but I thought to take his word on the cause

Josh B · Post by **Josh B** » 26 Jan 2006 15:47

well see footbag didnt give me blue balls. havin a girl go down on me and then not being able to finish because of time restraints gave me blue balls. i just tried to play with blue balls and i couldnt even do infinities.

and like i said, this was the next DAY! and i woulda whacked my beef snack but even that woulda hurt too bad.

i guess the moral of the story is, in those rare extreme pre-blue ball cases, just get road dome when your drivin her back to her crib!

pips · Post by **pips** » 26 Jan 2006 15:59

I'm sorry, but are you blaming the girl that you got blue balls?

i guess the moral of the story is, in those rare extreme pre-blue ball cases, just get road dome when your drivin her back to her crib!

That's disgusting. You have a hand...why don't you finish yourself off after you drop her off at her crib?

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 26 Jan 2006 16:02

Wise words to live by?

funklovesfootbag · Post by **funklovesfootbag** » 26 Jan 2006 23:16

I think blueballs is a myth created by men so they can more easily make women please them.

It's no myth.

havin a girl go down on me and then not being able to finish because of time restraints gave me blue balls.

<--- primary cause.

as for jostled balls... wear boxer briefs or the whites.

Chim-Chim · Post by **Chim-Chim** » 26 Jan 2006 23:44

as for jostled balls..

quit teasing yourself and take care of business!

Josh B · Post by **Josh B** » 27 Jan 2006 08:35

pips wrote:I'm sorry, but are you blaming the girl that you got blue balls?

i guess the moral of the story is, in those rare extreme pre-blue ball cases, just get road dome when your drivin her back to her crib!
That's disgusting. You have a hand...why don't you finish yourself off after you drop her off at her crib?

im not blaming anyone i was just stating the reason it happened. its just called bad timing.

haha as for road dome thats the only way because by the time you get all the way back home you wouldnt even feel like it, and youd already be in pain. if my car wasnt manual then id just drive around floggin the bishop but that would be kinda strange hahaha

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 02 Feb 2006 15:54

Josh B wrote:if my car wasnt manual then id just drive around floggin the bishop but that would be kinda strange hahaha

never stopped me...

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 02 Feb 2006 16:32

OMG, laughing out loud at this last page. Funny stiff guys . . . flogging the bishop?

ThisIsFate · Post by **ThisIsFate** » 02 Feb 2006 17:26

What is blue ball?

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 02 Feb 2006 19:19

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 02 Feb 2006 19:38

it's a bruised wiener, but not from a girls foot

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 02 Feb 2006 20:08

hahaha flogging the bishop??? Winky Dang! Oh josh, just don't mention the Angry Pirate or this thing might get locked!

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 02 Feb 2006 21:24

flog the bishop till he spits out a sermon

edit: "oh come all ye faithful" -Jake Raye

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 05 Feb 2006 12:20

Senor Grommet wrote:OMG, laughing out loud at this last page. Funny stiff guys . . . flogging the bishop?

Your stiff may be funny........

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » 12 Mar 2006 06:51

Yeah, blue balls suck. I had them once or twice.... a thing of the past.

Jdigges · Post by **Jdigges** » 14 Mar 2006 16:25

All my dreams off road dome got washed away when i bought a standard transmission vehicle

crazylegs32 · Post by **crazylegs32** » 14 Mar 2006 21:33

Why is this on the footbag health page? I would rather get blue balls via footbag than to get off via footbag. If I got off via footbag then I would suffer severe ankle and knee injury undoubtedly.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 16 Mar 2006 22:28

Samurai wrote:I had them once or twice.... a thing of the past.

Yeah, you're just rubbing it in, aren't you?