Pet Peeves
- Lazytowner
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-people that gather around a smudged window or a dinner roll that somehow resembles Jesus Christ or some other religious figure, which, in fact, is just a person that lived a while back that did the same thing several others have since their death..
-guys that change their whole look and demeanor just to impress a few girls 'which most likely end up being whores'
-nerds that say they're 'anime fans' but only watch Cartoon Network and read Shonen Jump
-mtv...it's basically porn and pussy white guys strumming their Fenders
-retards that depend on their friends and family for ALL of their decisions, especially in relationships...........ugh
-teens that claim their bi 'i MIGHT understand if you were ?25?, but you're still in puberty...shut the fuck up.'
-people that walk extremelt slow in a horizontal line shoulder to shoulder...I wanna pull out a frikkin' Semmerling on those bitches when this happens..'I go to a school full of dipshits'
-people that apparently can't communicate without yelling, and think it's cool, or think that 'I don't care what you think, it's who I am' clause will excuse them from their utterly ignorant behavior.
-people that scream into their cellphones in public as if in complete disregard for the rest of the people trying to have an okay day...
-basically ignorance in general
-people that say they're not discriminative in any way, and in fact say they despise discrimination themselves, but still don't notice their own subconscious ability to fear or dislike something based on race or religion...
man i need more time for this one O_o
-guys that change their whole look and demeanor just to impress a few girls 'which most likely end up being whores'
-nerds that say they're 'anime fans' but only watch Cartoon Network and read Shonen Jump
-mtv...it's basically porn and pussy white guys strumming their Fenders
-retards that depend on their friends and family for ALL of their decisions, especially in relationships...........ugh
-teens that claim their bi 'i MIGHT understand if you were ?25?, but you're still in puberty...shut the fuck up.'
-people that walk extremelt slow in a horizontal line shoulder to shoulder...I wanna pull out a frikkin' Semmerling on those bitches when this happens..'I go to a school full of dipshits'
-people that apparently can't communicate without yelling, and think it's cool, or think that 'I don't care what you think, it's who I am' clause will excuse them from their utterly ignorant behavior.
-people that scream into their cellphones in public as if in complete disregard for the rest of the people trying to have an okay day...
-basically ignorance in general
-people that say they're not discriminative in any way, and in fact say they despise discrimination themselves, but still don't notice their own subconscious ability to fear or dislike something based on race or religion...
man i need more time for this one O_o
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I like reading the ones from people with particularly interesting experiences, like Dyalan's. Those ventings are very enlightening. 
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- Lazytowner
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AHA! I've got another one...people that are so philosophical 'damn that word annoys me typing it on the keyboard..' they just look plain stupid. Like this one time, in American Government, we were having a debate over whether or not
abortion should be legal. We were all stating logical, thought out debates back and forth, and then it comes to this guy's turn 'Mr. Philosophy..I would so gut this asshole.' He starts off by talking about how GOOD AND EVIL wouldn't exist without the opinion of man...and how if there was no opinion stated about either extremity and blah blah blah blah..Anyways he goes on for what feels like twenty minutes, and starts blabbering on about how RAPE and MURDER and PEDOPHILIA 'seriously' could all be legal if man considered evil good and good evil in the first place - ugh this makes me sick just explaining this...I end up standing up and interrupting him, yelling out 'WILL YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN NATE!, THIS IS AMERICAN GOVERNMENT NOT PSYCHOLOGY!'...and I got a detention...*shoots self*
abortion should be legal. We were all stating logical, thought out debates back and forth, and then it comes to this guy's turn 'Mr. Philosophy..I would so gut this asshole.' He starts off by talking about how GOOD AND EVIL wouldn't exist without the opinion of man...and how if there was no opinion stated about either extremity and blah blah blah blah..Anyways he goes on for what feels like twenty minutes, and starts blabbering on about how RAPE and MURDER and PEDOPHILIA 'seriously' could all be legal if man considered evil good and good evil in the first place - ugh this makes me sick just explaining this...I end up standing up and interrupting him, yelling out 'WILL YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN NATE!, THIS IS AMERICAN GOVERNMENT NOT PSYCHOLOGY!'...and I got a detention...*shoots self*
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hackeysnacker
people who say "you've gotta be on point maaan"
cell phones
annoying motherfuckers who talk about nothing but their music and whine for years about some girl who dumped them, ESPECIALLY the one's who talk about trent reznor if it's not about their ex.
fat girls who weave back and forth so you can't get past... it's hard enough as it is - also, fat girls in short shorts who keep messing w/ a greasy strand of hair in their faces then shake their heads like they're sexy just because someone looked into the sun due to a moment of humorously grossed out disbelief
white kids that think that they're black and urban
the last bit of milk in a gallon container
hipsters
edit: forgot a word
cell phones
annoying motherfuckers who talk about nothing but their music and whine for years about some girl who dumped them, ESPECIALLY the one's who talk about trent reznor if it's not about their ex.
fat girls who weave back and forth so you can't get past... it's hard enough as it is - also, fat girls in short shorts who keep messing w/ a greasy strand of hair in their faces then shake their heads like they're sexy just because someone looked into the sun due to a moment of humorously grossed out disbelief
white kids that think that they're black and urban
the last bit of milk in a gallon container
hipsters
edit: forgot a word
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- shredzilla
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People that choose "not to think about it".Lazytowner wrote:AHA! I've got another one...people that are so philosophical 'damn that word annoys me typing it on the keyboard..' they just look plain stupid. Like this one time, in American Government, we were having a debate over whether or not
abortion should be legal. We were all stating logical, thought out debates back and forth, and then it comes to this guy's turn 'Mr. Philosophy..I would so gut this asshole.' He starts off by talking about how GOOD AND EVIL wouldn't exist without the opinion of man...and how if there was no opinion stated about either extremity and blah blah blah blah..Anyways he goes on for what feels like twenty minutes, and starts blabbering on about how RAPE and MURDER and PEDOPHILIA 'seriously' could all be legal if man considered evil good and good evil in the first place - ugh this makes me sick just explaining this...I end up standing up and interrupting him, yelling out 'WILL YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN NATE!, THIS IS AMERICAN GOVERNMENT NOT PSYCHOLOGY!'...and I got a detention...*shoots self*
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Re: Pet Peeves
=( my name STARTS with a ZSporatical_Distractions wrote:
-pointless letters like X and Z
-but yeah when people chew with there mouth open
-or make loud noises when eating thier food!
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- tuomoruutufan
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Bad relationships, we all have those freinds who just bring the worst out in each other and you wish they would just fucking break up already.
And then if they have trust and jeolousy issues they start dragging you in the middle and say things like "hey you didnt see me at this party" and wtf if i consider her a good freind who the fuck is this person to drag me in the middle and put me in a lose lose situation.
If your in a bad relationship just fucking do everyone around you a god dam favor and break up, you can love someone else who you wont fight with and become a miserable person day to day with.
People who are very close minded about religion, yes you can have your faith but faith is a matter of choice and opinion and its everyones individuality to pick their own religion or just simply not make religion a part of their life. Theres usually a place one day a week where you can gather with people with the same beliefs, so save the god and jesus agenda for the people who care.
And then if they have trust and jeolousy issues they start dragging you in the middle and say things like "hey you didnt see me at this party" and wtf if i consider her a good freind who the fuck is this person to drag me in the middle and put me in a lose lose situation.
If your in a bad relationship just fucking do everyone around you a god dam favor and break up, you can love someone else who you wont fight with and become a miserable person day to day with.
People who are very close minded about religion, yes you can have your faith but faith is a matter of choice and opinion and its everyones individuality to pick their own religion or just simply not make religion a part of their life. Theres usually a place one day a week where you can gather with people with the same beliefs, so save the god and jesus agenda for the people who care.
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Really fat nasty girls who think there hot

Your next task: Go to the bathroom.
Wash your face.
Put your shoulders hunched upwards.
Look really, really slowly upwards towards the mirror like in the movies
And slap yourself in the face.
With your game face on.
And go shred with jim.
It'll work, trust me.
-Jay Boychuk
Wash your face.
Put your shoulders hunched upwards.
Look really, really slowly upwards towards the mirror like in the movies
And slap yourself in the face.
With your game face on.
And go shred with jim.
It'll work, trust me.
-Jay Boychuk
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- shredzilla
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People that express their disgust with the food Im eating WHILE I'm eating it. Hey, if you don't like it fine, but please don't fucking ruin it for me too. You need to take your picky-ass and leave. If you're really intent on staying and making faces why dont you give me one of your ankles and I would gladly twist it and you can make all the faces you want.
Zeke
Funny movie titles if the movie were about poop:
Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood
Funny movie titles if the movie were about poop:
Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood
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