Prank suggestions: Annoying Neighbors

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » 18 Feb 2006 07:44

A bit of background about my situation. I have a roommate that is a tremendous guy but is about 5'8" 120lbs and the guys that live across the hall from me constantly pick on him because he can't do anything about it. So last night, I roll in at about 2AM and within like 10 minutes all four of the neighbors barge into our apartment yelling for my roommate and shit. The second I came out of my room I hear "Oh shit! He's Here!" So they were obviously planning something pretty big for our place if they wanted me not to be there. Anyway, I get them out and morning falls upon us. What I didn't know was what morning had in store for me was about 20 gallons of water in a trash can leaning against my door when I opened it.

Yeah ok, they got us. Whatever. Now what should I do in retaliation?

HG · Post by HG » 18 Feb 2006 07:47

Go to a farm, get 7 chickens. Let them wreak havoc on their apartment/house whatever. They will rip everything to shit and also shit all over everything. It will be great

Rieferman · Post by **Rieferman** » 18 Feb 2006 07:56

Man, that water in your appartment really sucks >> hopefully it wasn't a carpeted floor that took the water.

We did a similar prank in college once, except that we filled the trash can with Ginko berries, stank water from this glass thing that some hippy kids used to use for something or other, and other nasty stuff. This was in a dorm room. The kid had to get permission to move out of the room because the smell got under the tile floor and wouldn't go away. We got in trouble for that in the end. But it was funny as hell. To put it in perspective, the kid we did this to would eat puke on a dare.

My "Don't Do" suggestions >> don't mess with anyone's car. That's just plain not cool. Don't do anything that will cause permanent monetary loss - this sort of thing will just escalate. Don't do anything that will potentially put you in jail.

That said, if you have access to their appartment, taking their water trick to a new level would be fair game. Take stank water and soak the contents of their clothing drawers. That's funny and a pain in the ass to have to go wash everything you own.

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » 18 Feb 2006 08:09

HAHAHA! I like that idea Bob! I was actually thinking of a similar prank except replace water with eggs. HAHA! I don't really know how I can produce stank water since I am not really a stank guy. Plus, all these guys do is play beer pong and eat eggs. Every f$%king day! And then they yell "KEGS AND EGGS!" and I never see them with girls. Haha, just the same 4 guys. Winners man, real winners.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 18 Feb 2006 08:11

Wipe them out...ALL of them.

No seriously, do something to all of their clothes though.

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » 18 Feb 2006 08:15

Haha, I like where this is going. Keep coming with suggestions. On a side note, does anyone know the best way to clean a carpet with like 20 gallons of trashcan water soaked into it?

HighDemonslayer · Post by **HighDemonslayer** » 18 Feb 2006 09:15

It sounds like you live in a dormitory, is that true?

Here's an adaption of the trash-water prank, somebody used on my neighbor in a dorm a long time ago.

Find someone who chews tobacco, and have them spit, or pour their spit into a beer bottle(maybe add some other 'special' sauce ,to top off the bottle).

Tip the bottle against the door of your "mark", and then knock and run away quick, brohahahahahaha. Talk about stink!!!!!

I got I'll post more pranks later.

p.s.

Get one of those little mirrors on a telescoping handle, sold at automotive stores perhaps.

Besides using it to check for explosives under cars, you could use it check the hall before you open your own door , or use it spy on your neighbor, when planning your next prank.

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Ohyeah , set up fans to dry the carpet, and try Resolve carpet cleaner on the stains and stinky spots.

-n

Skippy! · Post by **Skippy!** » 18 Feb 2006 10:13

Yo, just buy a big jug of cranberry juice and do the exact same thing. The only reason it's better is cause it stains shit.

OR find the room above their room, and ask if you can play footbag there daily. And play as hard as you can, all the time!!!!

OR go to the local prank store and grab some fart bombs, and put em in their mailbox!!!

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » 18 Feb 2006 10:51

I live in a pretty small apartment building. But it's steel and concrete. I already do play footbag in my room. Haha.

Also, these guys are pretty shitty, a small red stain on their carpet probably wouldn't even be noticeable.

So far the winner is to strike the dressers but the race isn't over. Show me what you got modified!!!

Xain · Post by **Xain** » 18 Feb 2006 11:25

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 18 Feb 2006 11:46

I know one thing commonly done in college dorms is the record-album-filled-with-whipped cream. I suppose you could fill it with something less innocuous though, but what you do it you get an old record album (duh) and fill it to the top with whipped cream (duh), and then slide the open end under their door till just a little bit of the album remains on your side. Then you hit that part really hard. Whipped cream (jizz, freeze-dried milk, whatever) goes all over and is a bitch to clean up.

On the other hand, you could just burn their furniture and chop them into pieces. Jokes on them! HAHA! (j/k)

If you didn't want to be malicious, you could do some fun stuff with duct tape to piss them off. One thing that's already been done in my dorm is duct taping someone into their room. Just layer the outside of the door over and over and eventually, they won't be able to get out no matter how hard they try.

Whatever your plans, keep us filled in.

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 18 Feb 2006 12:36

Put some dog shit to a paper bag, set it to fire and ring their doorbell. As some of them sees the paper bag on fire they'll probably start stumping it.
--> dog shit on their shoes (better if they've got only socks on!).

Iron Clad Ben · Post by **Iron Clad Ben** » 18 Feb 2006 13:29

I think this is called the "Atomic Drop". You take the top part off of the toilet and drop a deuce in there and put it back on. It makes it smell like some took a huge crap in there except the smell doesn't go away. Every time you flush, the smell stays. They won't figure it out unless they take the top off themselves and fish it out.

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 18 Feb 2006 13:40

slip some hard drugs under their door and calll the cops

Skippy! · Post by **Skippy!** » 18 Feb 2006 14:33

I like Iron Clad Ben's the best, so far.

A classic would be to tie the trigger of a double barrel shotgun to their doorknob and set the shotgun up on a chair outside of their room. As soon as they open the door, BOOM!!!

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Try coating as many hidden surfaces as possible with molasses!! That'd be INSANE!!

cd · Post by cd » 18 Feb 2006 14:35

if they ever lock their door, fill their keyhole with superglue when you know they are all gone.

or, if you can get into their place, replace those eggs they love with rotten ones.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 18 Feb 2006 15:12

force them to eat their own parents by feeding their parents to them in some meaty chili. have radiohead show up just in time to see it as well. or just sell them some pubes.

someone justify my existence with the recognition of that reference.

but seriously. hm. i just sat here and thought for about 5 minutes and came up with nothing. other than putting fireworks in a small metal bucket just outside their door at 4:00 in the morning.

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » 18 Feb 2006 15:17

AHAHAHAHA! Sorry guys but this was a spur of the moment thought and reaction! I saw them all leave so I took my fire extinguisher, put it in one of the guys' dresser draw, tied the pin to the inside of the dresser, and put two of those big rubber bands on the fire extinguisher handle. The second that drawer is opened someone gets a little CO2 cocktail!

I heard some yelling over there like 30 minutes ago! LOL!!! They said nothing to me though. I hope a fire doesn't start in my kitchen now.

Bander87 · Post by **Bander87** » 18 Feb 2006 15:40

Go to the butchur (spelling?) to get some leftover cowguts. Then use your imagination.

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 18 Feb 2006 15:48

slapdash21 wrote:someone justify my existence with the recognition of that reference.

South Park

butcher