whats the dirtiest your shred shorts have ever been....

funklovesfootbag · Post by **funklovesfootbag** » 28 Feb 2006 12:44

I've got at least 4-5 sessions without washing my shred shorts. at that point, the sweat doesnt dry unless i hang them up, and then it leaves white salty lines all over them. Also, if im in any enclosed space with people, they start to asphyxiate.

Whats the dirtiest/longest you've gone without washing your shred shorts?

Zeb Jackson · Post by **Zeb Jackson** » 28 Feb 2006 13:51

2 weeks, it got to the point where i had to wash them or else.....i dont even want to think of the chaos and destruction those things would have cost

Pengu · Post by **Pengu** » 28 Feb 2006 14:35

I have to many pairs of short shorts to have any reason for them to get too gross.

My collection has been reduced somewhat though... some really are a little too indecent to be considered shorts...

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 28 Feb 2006 14:43

Hmm... At most a 5-6 months, i guess. It was all black mesh shorts, and I always had them out to dry during the Spring and Summer months. I can't find them for my life now, though.

They were really comfortable shred shorts. My flash red shorts will have to do for now.

mc · Post by mc » 28 Feb 2006 14:45

at funtastik 04, I only brought 1 pair of shorts, and on the 3rd day of using them, I had big white splotches of sweat spots and flies gathering around me.

I haven't forgotten to bring more shorts since then

funklovesfootbag · Post by **funklovesfootbag** » 28 Feb 2006 15:20

hahahhaha, oh man. i thought i was bad, wasabi:

At most a 5-6 months,

they must be beyond rank.

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 28 Feb 2006 16:10

Rank, they are. The NYC air does wonders in masking it's stench I guess.

Don't worry, I wash my shorts more often these days.

mahhkohh · Post by **mahhkohh** » 01 Mar 2006 06:34

Matt Cross wrote:at funtastik 04, I only brought 1 pair of shorts, and on the 3rd day of using them, I had big white splotches of sweat spots and flies gathering around me.

I haven't forgotten to bring more shorts since then

matt.you could have washed it on any waterthingy...then hang em over a heater over night.so it would have been "clean" over night.at least there wouldnt have been sweat spots.

my dirtyies shorts ever...uhm...i could stand them in the corner.i was tring how ong it would need to make em stand up

i guess it was like....5month or so....but i wore them every day all day....and yes,they stinked like a dead kitten in the boiling room.but what would my life be without feebreeze?

funklovesfootbag · Post by **funklovesfootbag** » 01 Mar 2006 12:11

stinked like a dead kitten in the boiling room

ahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAhahAha!!