Mosher's Footblog

[Skippy!]

Tom, you better be in Oakville you fucker. Give me a call.

[mosher]

I am coming to Oakville this evening, jerk. Let's shred!

[Samurai]

Jerk Fucker

[mosher]

So Dan Cyr has been AAAACHNG for the arrival of a pair of climacools that we ordered for him off ebay.

I decided to play a trick on him:

¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
Yo
Tom Mo$her says:
YOUR CLIMAS CAME TODAY!!!!
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssassssssasasssassss
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
What size are they?
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
!!?!
Tom Mo$her says:
there's a problem though...
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:

¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
What?
Tom Mo$her says:
are you sure you want to know? I don't want to bum you out
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
What is it???
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
They're not clima 1s
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
They're responses
Tom Mo$her says:
nope...
Tom Mo$her says:
worse
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
What???
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
Spit it out, c'monnnn!!!
Tom Mo$her says:
they are climas......
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
....>>!?!?!!w
Tom Mo$her says:
oh shit I gotta run
Tom Mo$her says:
I will tell you later
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
AWFKHSWUAH*(FH*ASYF*(&YF
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
AIUSFHIOUFHIASNFIANWFIUAWSFS89
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
You're kidding
Tom Mo$her says:
okay, i was kidding about having to leave
Tom Mo$her says:
want to know the problem..?
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
YES
Tom Mo$her says:
you sure?
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
AUSDFHIHFOIAWAWF*(&A&F*(&AW&*&^WS76AFASF*&A^S*&^AASF*A^aS*FZ&F&^S&SF(&YAS&^A(&WAF(*W(*&FAW&(^FA*&^WFA&^WF&^%F&F*&%AWF&*%*&*&W^SF*&A^S%F*(&A^SF(*'
Tom Mo$her says:
okay okay okay
Tom Mo$her says:
some of the stitching around the toe...
Tom Mo$her says:
and heel
Tom Mo$her says:
and the inside of the right shoe
Tom Mo$her says:
are..
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
.....
Tom Mo$her says:
all frayed and coming undone. i guess you got a factory reject pair or something..
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
That's it?
Tom Mo$her says:
and they are a size 4
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
AFS YF(UAFY(*UW(FWY*(F(FAWF
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
FUYCKsdFOIUJiop\]
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
I'm gonna have to sell them
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
FUCK
Tom Mo$her says:
and they smell bad!!
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Tom Mo$her says:
my cat peed on them too
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
I waited fucking 4 weeks for these stupid fucking shoes
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
And now I have to fucking sell them.
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
That's so fucking ridiculous.
Tom Mo$her says:
you're fucked dude
Tom Mo$her says:
you won't be able to sell those
Tom Mo$her says:
so i threw them out
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
FYUCSDIOFJOFHOAWUW_Fu*WF(AWFASF UYFD*()UAW()F*U*(AWEF*(Qwu br()*qu@()*bnur Q@#U(RU@jer( kj@je$)(!u@()*E)(*@)(E!)( @)( !@u ()$R*(@ j*()qu*()je rfW90qfwop
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
yOU'RE FIUSDJFVSCOPKDOCK
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
SDFKJDIOFJ
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
wHATEWLDFKS,P[
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
SDGAHDF HSL,'G
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
You're fucking pulling my leg
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
No way
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
GEIHiuh
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
This is fucking terrible.
Tom Mo$her says:
it's just some fucking shoes, whatever. prune the family money tree and get another pair, geez
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
Dude
Tom Mo$her says:
get over it
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
I can't prune the family money tree
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
That money comes straight out of my pocket.
Tom Mo$her says:
well it jus went into the garbage
Tom Mo$her says:
with my bacon grease
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
And I'm not gonna have money to buy another pair of shoes for a while.
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
Dude
Tom Mo$her says:
and rotten food
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
That's fucking so bad.
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
I'm really not happy about this.
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
Uggggh
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
Holy fuck
Tom Mo$her says:
well I guess I should tell you now that I made the whole thing up, they havn't come yet
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
You fucking piece of shit.
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
You're dead.
Tom Mo$her says:

¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
Next time I see you
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
You're fucking dead.
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
You're gonna know what it's like to get pelted in the nuts by every single one of my footbags.
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
And yours too.
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
Including that bigass Haber one.
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
Bastard.
Tom Mo$her says:
I'm SOOOO funny!
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
Oh yeah.
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
I'm laughing really hard.
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
You piece of shit.
Tom Mo$her says:

¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
So there's still a chance that maybe they'll be the right size.
¤×§kí¶P¥×¤ (Love Footbag!) says:
And won't have gay ass cat piss on them.
Tom Mo$her says:
hahah yes

[Skippy!]

I get so badly mistreated.

[Bander87]

and they are a size 4

my cat peed on them too

HAHAHA, so bad and so good.

[Camilleon]

Tom, that was unbearably hilarious! It's a good thing my family is nocturnal because I am still laughing pretty hard.

[Asmus]

Hahahahahhahahahahaahahah!
Dont you ever joke around with me like that.

[Pengu]

Tom's new hobby is to have doors slam closed against my head lately. It happened once last night and once this afternoon. I'm seeking vengence. Let's pelt footbags at him!












J/K, I love you Tom.

[Jdigges]

hahahahahah yessss

[Wim]

I'm copy/pasting that conversation on my harddisk to brighten up future dark hours.




Too good!

[augustin]

really nice done mosher, we can feel the progression of the panic more and more during the discussion. Hope that there will be no prob the day the shoes arrives, if yes, your friend won't believe you.

[Skippy!]

The shoes didn't even arrive. I have to order another pair.

[jake]

that was way funny and mean at the smae time.

[King Monkey]

GOLD

[Aspiring Hacktor]

Oh how I long for the days when Tom's blog was filled with gushy romance stories and footbag, and updated three times a day. I'm a mosher blog addict tom! Stop trying to wean me and feed the need damnit!

p.s. I hope all is well in kingston. I miss that place more than I ever thought I would.

[mtoolan]

He can't respond now hes too busy trying to make the perfect bag for me.

[mosher]

Heheheh I am glad you guys liked the trick I pulled on Dan, he's my favourite person to pick on.

Life has been really great and occasionally sucky, but I am a positive boy that loves life ALOT so all is well in Kingston.

We had a crazy fun KFM meeting last week. We met at the university centre instead of our normal spot because the place was booked for some other purpose that night. The place we wound up shredding was right in front of one of the on campus pubs and so we had LOTS of people watching us and several even tried it out.

One dude named Cedric from Lyon, France played with us too! He hit ATW and legover for his first time after mastering toe stalls and alternating them too. I gave him a Mr. Sandbag, I sure hope he comes back to shred with us again this week.

Myke, a new Kingston KEEN newbie shredder came out to his first KFM meeting! He is TOTALLY stoked and his buddies Mike and Corey should be making it out real soon too! Myke is cool, great new addition to the club.

Footbag-wise Ive been getting better and better lately!

I have started doing motion tricks alot latel, I hit torque>far motion first try both sides, that felt hot.

Hmm.. what else have I hit lately...
toe set ss motion>spin clip
rev whirl>rip>rev whirl?rip>whirl>rip>whirl>rip
motion>rip bs
uuuuhhmmmmm.....
I don't remember, regardless, having fun shredding and teaching lots of newbies.

I am gonna go sleep.

Maybe one day I will make my blog not-suck again.

Night.

[Camilleon]

oh yes, we all long for the "Young and the Guiltless".

Tom, for ages, I've been meaning to ask you, PLEASE change your blog name to that!!!

[mosher]

Here's some stuff Ive hit recently:

- rev whirl>rip>rev whirl>rip>whirl>rip>whirl>rip
- blurriest>osis>inf>rpt>blurry whirl>osis>inf>rpt
- torque>far motion bs
- far motion>torque bs
- pixie symple swirl bs
- stepping ss swirl
- guay>hopover swirl BSOS (also first time hitting hopover swirl bsos)
- double guay>hopover swirl
- RIPWALK x 33!!!! (old record was 23)
- 271 kicks (old record was 176)
- ripstein>ripwalk (in my new video)
- barraging far legover


School has been keeping me really busy this week.

Life is good.

Pengpeng is dandy.

I want to hit far motion>barrage>dod rpt... mmmmmm....