Please don't watch this.

Mathochist · Post by **Mathochist** » 03 Mar 2006 17:59

Ok, here's the trailer for that awful, awful movie I detailed in my blog. I reiterate that it was made by people with no real idea about footbag was about. They just wanted to make a formulaic 80s style rival movie. Anyway, yes, I was the "winner"'s stunt legs. So this, my online footbag debut, features me hitting:

Mirage! and Inside delay!

at 37 seconds and 2:22 respectively.

Umm, watch at your own risk:

http://www.myspace.com/mageez

It's in the About Me section.

t1337dude · Post by **t1337dude** » 03 Mar 2006 18:07

First thoughts : What the hell?

ninja · Post by **ninja** » 03 Mar 2006 18:27

Why post it if you dont want ppl to watch it

Iron Clad Ben · Post by **Iron Clad Ben** » 03 Mar 2006 22:01

*W*T*F*

JoFa · Post by **JoFa** » 03 Mar 2006 22:24

Mathochist · Post by **Mathochist** » 04 Mar 2006 09:44

ninja wrote:Why post it if you dont want ppl to watch it

Of course I want people to see it. I figure people will have interesting opinions on it. I just don't want anyone coming at me as if I was in charge of it and blame me for the fact that it's, well, lame.

I do have great legs though, and my public should see them. For a second and a half.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 04 Mar 2006 10:32

OMG
Wow. You are a comedic and cinematic genius! THAT was AWESOME!!!!!!!! I laughed the whole way through.

Favorite Elements:

The Oh So SExy BronZer!!
And the Pop N Lock!! So dialed...
Wait sorry, one more thing...the squirrel at the beginning. What was that mischevious little squirrel up to anyway?

So, dude is this Hack! The Movie that someone posted about before on the site, cuz if so, I totally talked to you when that post was up! Can't wait to see the whole movie. Mageez!!

ninja · Post by **ninja** » 04 Mar 2006 14:13

Mathochist wrote:Of course I want people to see it. I figure people will have interesting opinions on it. I just don't want anyone coming at me as if I was in charge of it and blame me for the fact that it's, well, lame.

I do have great legs though, and my public should see them. For a second and a half.

Lol sorry rhetorical question. Obviously u wanted ppl 2 see it. Shouldnt have said it.

RawSko · Post by **RawSko** » 04 Mar 2006 14:37

...omg. That was MAD wierd

I have to say that I'm pleased with it! I was worried that the whole thing would be, well... okay, nvm. I didn't know what to expect. But that WILL acctualy give Footbag a small amount of recognition that it would not otherwise have had. It has people who play for more then just Something To Do... it's not exactly the kind of devotion an athlete has for Footbag, but the point is that it was not a negative way of looking at the whole bag+foot scene. Way to go!!

Keep it real

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 04 Mar 2006 14:52

RawSko wrote:But that WILL acctualy give Footbag a small amount of recognition that it would not otherwise have had.

I don't think it's meant to give footbag any recognition. It's meant to be a spoof on hackysack. (By the costumes it even looks like it's set in the 80's) I also don't think the film will have a big enough audience to make any significant impact.

I'll watch the film, and appreciate it for what it is. I hope not too many footbaggers get offended by it, and realize it's okay to laugh at yourself once in a while. But how's he gonna explain that mirage...THAT is going to wow any casual observers...Muhuhuhahhahahaha!

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 04 Mar 2006 20:33

Very weird, but somewhat enjoyable. You really were the highlight of that... "piece" <--- note how piece ambiguously alludes to a common colloquialism. Dig that crazy english vibe~!

RawSko · Post by **RawSko** » 05 Mar 2006 12:22

shredzilla wrote:I don't think it's meant to give footbag any recognition. It's meant to be a spoof on hackysack.

no doubt.

But as you said... there WAS that mirage. There's no way that this film will rocket Footbag into the public's eye, but it's gotta count for something... a very small 2-add-something.

save.cullen · Post by **save.cullen** » 05 Mar 2006 22:15

That was so goddamn rad.

I need to get the names of those songs.

BalinorNZ · Post by **BalinorNZ** » 06 Mar 2006 01:23

Haha that was pretty brilliant

well done!

machtwort · Post by **machtwort** » 07 Mar 2006 03:22

heh nice

im rewinding those knee bumps all the time, its hilarious, with that
coke LOL.

what about the full movie? is it finished already?
will you upload it?

ha hah

is that electro track startin at 1:30 made by you? it sounds
home made

id really like to have it, it fits so well, hah wunderbar.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 07 May 2006 18:09

BUMP! Where's the full movie McGeez??

pips · Post by **pips** » 07 May 2006 21:57

Is this a real movie coming out in theaters or coming out on your myspace site? Either way it looks amusing.

mikeanello · Post by **mikeanello** » 10 May 2006 08:13

That was really funny and a very well done trailer. I hope you make more videos like this and a full movie out of this idea - perhaps a 30 minute short film.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 10 May 2006 18:39

mikeanello wrote:That was really funny and a very well done trailer. I hope you make more videos like this and a full movie out of this idea - perhaps a 30 minute short film.

Supposedly the movie's already done, I really want to see it!

Zac Jackson · Post by **Zac Jackson** » 11 May 2006 10:00

this looks awsome haha i wanna see the hole thing!

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