How do I go about getting chicks?

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » 08 Mar 2006 04:55

All you need is a fake tan, shit sun glasses, a fucked up fohawk haircut with a ratty mullet bit at the back, tight pink shirt with the collar popped like a motherfucker, tattered jeans, and a pimped out import car.

All set.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 08 Mar 2006 07:39

jon · Post by **jon** » 08 Mar 2006 09:53

Slowsis wrote:

I think I'm in love.

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 08 Mar 2006 11:25

Anssi, if you happen to read this topic, you should post your "Anssi in Slovakia meets Johnny Depp" pic here!

Anz · Post by **Anz** » 08 Mar 2006 12:00

Seriously people, you don't ask this kind of questions on an Internet forum. Dude, grab you balls, sqeeze and find that inner man of yours.

King Monkey wrote:All you need is a fake tan, shit sun glasses, a fucked up fohawk haircut with a ratty mullet bit at the back, tight pink shirt with the collar popped like a motherfucker

Like this?:

brycimus · Post by **brycimus** » 08 Mar 2006 17:45

if you're funny, that's a big plus, girls love guys who are funny - everyone loves funny people - but don't make it seem like your trying really hard though

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 08 Mar 2006 18:43

Slowsis wrote:"She already has a pussy....so why would she need another?"

LMAO

I'm not sure if the question at hand is a joke or not, but yeah, if you're already talking and flirting like a madman, then just go further. At some point you have to make ur intentions known, so they don't think you're just flirting for the fuck of it.
How do you make ur intention known? I dunno.

A surefire way to get chicks is to dip your face in buckets of orange paint and stick your fingers in electricity slots!

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 08 Mar 2006 18:55

brycimus wrote:if you're funny, that's a big plus, girls love guys who are funny - everyone loves funny people - but don't make it seem like your trying really hard though

The best so far......

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 08 Mar 2006 20:03

How To Pick Up Chicks:

jake · Post by **jake** » 08 Mar 2006 20:16

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thats freakin great.

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 08 Mar 2006 20:28

Lmao!!!

I love how many serious replies this got

pips · Post by **pips** » 08 Mar 2006 21:17

shredzilla wrote:How To Pick Up Chicks:

You pimp.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 08 Mar 2006 21:29

This guy knows how...and he even has tights on!!!

SlashC · Post by **SlashC** » 08 Mar 2006 23:11

I think the best way to "catch" a girl is by means of the "spiderman" method... and by spiderman method I mean: ejaculating into your hand and then "web slinging" the spidey juice into her face. At the same time you should yell "go webs go!"

I'm not exactly sure what happens after that.

Laroche · Post by **Laroche** » 08 Mar 2006 23:58

Yo you have girl problems you've baffled me son
I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 09 Mar 2006 02:00

just let several girls know how insecure you are, eventually one of them will mistake pity for love and there u'll have yourself a girlfriend

attach yourself to her uglier friends and then slowly weasel your way into her life - she won't even think you're shallow cuz u're cool with her "uglier friends"

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 09 Mar 2006 08:19

hackeysnacker wrote:just let several girls know how insecure you are, eventually one of them will mistake pity for love and there u'll have yourself a girlfriend

attach yourself to her uglier friends and then slowly weasel your way into her life - she won't even think you're shallow cuz u're cool with her "uglier friends"

Neither of these work well.
No girl wants a guy who's insecure....confidence is 100 time more attractive.
No girl wants to date a guy who hangs out with ugly chicks, hang out with hot chicks and meet THEIR hot friends.....then their friends assume you're in the cool circles and hang out with cool (hot) people.

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 09 Mar 2006 14:23

It was a joke

but... have u actually tried these techniques?

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 09 Mar 2006 19:43

1st: if you already consider a girl a friend (think about it), chances are she considers you the same and thats all she wants from you. If you are still within the first few days/weeks of getting to know her, you gotta tell her you like her, thats she's beautiful, and that you want to get to know her better right away! Don't enter the dreaded friend zone or you're sure to get those "sorry friend" answers. Thats my advice.

You just have to be confident. Get over the thought of a girl saying no. Rejection not that bad, humiliation doesn't last long at all and it is sooooooooooooooo worth it if she says yes.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 09 Mar 2006 23:16

hackeysnacker wrote:It was a joke

but... have u actually tried these techniques?

Yes. Believe me, the second one works.