You know you're addicted to footbag if..... (add your own)

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If you start footbagging with no bag under your school table during lessons.
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Bander87 wrote:When it takes you 3 tries to spell season...

session
seasion
season!
hahahahahaaha

When it takes you three tries to realize that "season" is not "session".

As I'm reading it, I'm like "why would it take 3 three tries to spell session??" When you finaly managed to spell season I'm like "hah, he spelled session wrong!"
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When your teacher hands you a footbag as you walk in the door to school.

It's a Bend it Like Beckham bag.... it's total crap and he knew it when he gave it to me, but's it's still funny.
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sen wrote:When your teacher hands you a footbag as you walk in the door to school.

It's a Bend it Like Beckham bag.... it's total crap and he knew it when he gave it to me, but's it's still funny.
Wow, that's a pretty cool teacher
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Post by benmo »

when you shread objects that are not your bag.

ie.

keys
gloves
dirty socks
cell phone
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you know your addicted to footbag when you take you collection of footbags (24 i think it was) and you try to butterfly them all ;)

(props kyle for attempting it)
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...pizza

i almost got ducking clipper with a slice of pizza, and i got spinning handcatch (going for mouth catch) and footed spinning clipper

edit--blast, this was meant to follow the random object footbagging post
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When you start noticing the names of footbag moves in billboard signs, store front signs, advertisements, etc.

That reminds me when I was in college, and we would be road tripping across the good ol' U-S of A (man I miss her) and play a game where we identified assembler instructions in the license plates of the cars. :)

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... or alternatively, when you start thinking everything would be a cool name for a footbag move. Or especially when your wife starts naming random footbag moves because you talk about it so much! 8)

From GalaxyQuest, which is a movie we were watching:
Boy: "Man... I hadn't even gotten to the relevant conundrum."

My wife turns to me and says "relevant conundrum... GREAT FOOTBAG NAME"! (I have her well trained :wink: ).

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...when you go absolutely fucking postal when some random bystander calls it 'hackysack.' :x
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Haha. That's pretty bad.

EDIT: You beat me...I was posting to your wife naming footbag moves post.
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when you know you have already read this entire post before, but you reread the entire thing just to see all the funny footbag posts that relate to you
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sniper4life wrote:when you know you have already read this entire post before, but you reread the entire thing just to see all the funny footbag posts that relate to you
When you wrote down all of your favorite ones in a notebook so you can read them anytime...
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... if your present mood is directly linked to how good or bad your last session was... days ago.
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Funny movie titles if the movie were about poop:
Red
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word!
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Post by ObArA'BaRs »

For some reason i said yes to every one of zekes questions so im very addicted. Last night right when iw as about to fall asleep i was thinging of footbag and my body did a pixie set motion and my knee went into the dry wall and woke up my parents.
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Keep footbag'n till yo skins saggin.......
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When you know why shredzilla's signature picture is funny as hell
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by *Jethro* »

when you walk around asking randoms at school to show you their crank hoping you will find the next golden child.

:lol:
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When u hit 4 spinning clippers with your wallet, and you decide to use it for the rest of the session instead of your abshire
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When you start to imagine the translucent bag of beer cans from last night's drinking party looks awfully like a footbag.
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