Monument to Pro-Life:The Birth of Sean Preston-VERY GRAPHIC!

jon · Post by **jon** » 07 Apr 2006 07:12

WARNING THE FOLLOWING IS GRAPHIC AND MIGHT OFFEND SOME PEOPLE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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http://www.caplakesting.com/2006_catalog/de/index.htm
"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” believed Pro-Life’s first monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head."

Besides this statue being somewhat humorous, I think it’s also ridiculous and totally unnecessary. It seems just like a giant cry for attention and trying to cash in on the popularity of a celebrity.

Thoughts?

Anz · Post by **Anz** » 07 Apr 2006 07:39

I totaly laughed out loud for this. Hilarious! And somewhat offending for Britney! (like I cared, but anyway)

brinard · Post by **brinard** » 07 Apr 2006 10:03

hah. thats pretty funny. seeing a good humorous scupture is always fun, i see too many boring ones in art school...

i needed that

brian

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 07 Apr 2006 10:36

Birthing is so gross. When my wife gives birth I'm gonna be so fucking far away. I'll hold it once they hose all the blood and placenta off but fuck that shit.

pips · Post by **pips** » 07 Apr 2006 15:33

Yeah right, Dan. It's a miracle what happens when it is your own kid or possibly a close friend or family member's kid. I have an almost five month old baby, and I didn't really want to hold her when she just came out (I wanted her cleaned off first), but my midwife put her on my stomach as soon as she came out, and it was great. You won't care.

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 07 Apr 2006 17:42

No, their actually isn't a chance of that happening.

pips · Post by **pips** » 07 Apr 2006 17:50

[shrug]

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 07 Apr 2006 21:08

I think it's cool - very confronting. I like it. I don't understand how it supports pro life.

jon · Post by **jon** » 07 Apr 2006 21:37

“Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” believed Pro-Life’s first monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head.

I get the feeling its not pro-life in the normal sense of the term but rather as stated "a monumnet ot the act of giving birth".

jon · Post by **jon** » 07 Apr 2006 21:40

“Britney provides inspiration for those struggling with the ‘right choice’,”

.. then again maybe not.

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » 08 Apr 2006 08:29

I read she had a cesarian.

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 08 Apr 2006 11:30

NIMBY

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 08 Apr 2006 16:00

Obviously very pro-life. You can tell by how it idealized the whole thing looks, when in actuality, birthing is disgusting and horrid.

WTF is the wolve's head supposed to represent?

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 08 Apr 2006 16:03

did you....read it?

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 08 Apr 2006 20:34

Anyone else think it looks like she's laying an egg?!

jon · Post by **jon** » 09 Apr 2006 06:24

BainbridgeShred wrote:Obviously very pro-life. You can tell by how it idealized the whole thing looks, when in actuality, birthing is disgusting and horrid.

WTF is the wolve's head supposed to represent?

she's on a bear skin rug

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 09 Apr 2006 19:54

Ironic - pro life but happy to hunt bears for their skins. Not that I'm into animal rights but I can defintely appreciate the irony.

I guess I understand the pro life part now - Britney is a "role model" for young people so hopefully they'll follow her example and have a baby instead of an abortion. I guess it's a very low view of the intelligence of young people. I would hope that most people would make their own decision on abortions without being influenced by the decisions of alcoholic pop stars.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 10 Apr 2006 10:21

"Like trying to squeeze a watermelon through a turtle-neck."

Stefan · Post by **Stefan** » 10 Apr 2006 10:32

Good analogy.

funklovesfootbag · Post by **funklovesfootbag** » 10 Apr 2006 23:40

Birthing is so gross. When my wife gives birth I'm gonna be so fucking far away. I'll hold it once they hose all the blood and placenta off but fuck that shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha.