Worst thing you've done to a friend...

funklovesfootbag · Post by **funklovesfootbag** » 09 Apr 2006 12:09

So, one time in Palm Springs I was with a group of teenage guys in a resort hotel room. Needless to say, there were plenty of ladies in the resort, and we had plenty of alcohol and other festivities.

We also had a beer bong. A very large funnel, complete with a cut off valve.

After drinking all day and into the night, we started taking beer bongs... my friend Eddie had done about 3, when he wanted to do another. Then, I thought up a little scheme. With the assistance of my other friend Derek, we poured a large glass of vodka in with the 2 beers in the funnel. He could have spit it out... when we asked him why he replied, "I didn't want to waste the vodka."

Needless to say, he was effectively put down for the night. He ended up inappropriately touching a few girls, blacking out, and being carried to the bathroom floor....where he missed the toilet. He had eaten hotdogs earlier... it was not a pretty sight. It was fucking hilarious, however.

We all got a big kick out of this, it still makes me laugh thinking about it now. It's definitely the biggest asshole move I've ever done. He wasn't even angry after he recovered though.

What's the worst thing you've done to a friend?

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 09 Apr 2006 17:18

Modding the inside off only one of my friends leather lavers

[couldn't do the other, was too drunk at that point

oh

And I used my bud's place as a crash pad for a party. I jumped in his bed with a girl and we all spent the night together there

We fooled around a bit while he was sleeping next to us

Then ended up getting caught a few days later when a guy's mom found some liquor he stole from me [it was all my liquor

]. Effectively, had she called the cops on him, he would have gone to jail for a long, long time

Good news: We've all quit drinking! Yay! Sobriety's fun!

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 09 Apr 2006 17:49

[Mod edit- inappropriate. -Moxie]

Then ended up getting caught a few days later when a guy's mom found some liquor he stole from me [it was all my liquor ]. Effectively, had she called the cops on him, he would have gone to jail for a long, long time

What would he have gone to jail for? Drinking? WTF?

siy · Post by **siy** » 09 Apr 2006 17:54

hmmmm..... lets see.... My brother counts as a friend right? Well anywho, i was making grilled cheese sandwiches for us both and i got an ingenius idea... HEY! I'm gonna put hotsauce in his sandwich!.... Oh, did i mention my brother is 6'3'' and is 220 lbs? Well, needless to say to took 2 bites and realized what i did...... He was pissed.... I thought for sure he'd beat my ass.... Nope.... instead he put baking soda in the bottle of ketchup and when i went to shake it and open it, it exploded on me......

jon · Post by **jon** » 09 Apr 2006 18:34

I fingered a friends girlfriend with three other guys. I'd be surprised if anyone's topping that.

So it was a 3 on 1 finger bang? What up with that? Sounds extermly slutty and prudish at the same time.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 09 Apr 2006 18:38

"I fingered a friends girlfriend with three other guys. I'd be surprised if anyone's topping that." - Dan Feary

hahaha that's so fucking lame Dan!

You really don't sound like you're much of a good friend.

And you wonder why you have such bad luck...

Karma you retard!!

I thought you were all religious and shit?

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 09 Apr 2006 18:45

I put some J & B in some guys bottle of budweiser, put the cap back on, then stuck it back in his vegetable drawer right where he would go for his first beer. Apparently he had about half the beer not too long before a date and started vomiting from it. He never went on his date.

siy · Post by **siy** » 09 Apr 2006 19:12

hackeysnacker wrote:I put some J & B in some guys bottle of budweiser, put the cap back on, then stuck it back in his vegetable drawer right where he would go for his first beer. Apparently he had about half the beer not too long before a date and started vomiting from it. He never went on his date.

dude, that's great!

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 09 Apr 2006 19:13

Alchohol does funny things to people.

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 09 Apr 2006 19:16

Hahahaha.

jon · Post by **jon** » 09 Apr 2006 19:47

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 09 Apr 2006 19:59

Hahahaha.

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 10 Apr 2006 04:59

jon wrote:
I fingered a friends girlfriend with three other guys. I'd be surprised if anyone's topping that.
So it was a 3 on 1 finger bang? What up with that? Sounds extermly slutty and prudish at the same time.

Lmao, that's the most homosexual heterosexual sexual practice I've ever heard of

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 10 Apr 2006 09:43

Only topped by the time seven guys did it to your mom. I only watched though.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 10 Apr 2006 10:50

This thread rocks!

Slept with a close friend and then didn't want to do it again. I felt so sorry for her, because I found out later that shed had a crush on me for months. Did that ever mess up my social circle.

brinard · Post by **brinard** » 10 Apr 2006 17:00

i slept with my best friend's sister... while he was in the same bed....

we were all drunk, since we'd had a party

hooray for parties!

B_Man · Post by **B_Man** » 10 Apr 2006 17:20

I double bounced my friend off a trampoline into a patch of rosebushes.

He was barefoot.

Tee hee hee

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Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 10 Apr 2006 17:34

BainbridgeShred wrote:Only topped by the time seven guys did it to your mom. I only watched though.

Hey fucktard. You're a piece of shit. I don't know why you are such a dick on modified but supposedly a real nice guy in real life-but fuck you. That was out of line. Y'know what? Fingerbanging a chick w/three other guys is fucking weird. For a guy w/religious wakening-you're bound for hell.

Fuck you, and get the fuck off modified. You're a piece of shit.

[and I repeated myself just so you could get the message, because you're obviously slow on the uptake you're not wanted on modified. Regardless if you care-it's oblivious to me why you still hang around here]

professor · Post by **professor** » 10 Apr 2006 17:43

^^^^^^^^^^^

I believe the operative word here would be OWNED.

B_Man wrote:Tee hee hee .

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 10 Apr 2006 18:54

Dan Fearey is the king of New York.