Worst thing you've done to a friend...

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 10 Apr 2006 18:59

I don't know why you are such a dick on modified but supposedly a real nice guy in real life-

How am I not a nice guy on modified? Frankly, I think I'm a very decent member of this community. Maybe you're just sensitive to my personality. People who I am friends with realize I'm a bit of an eccentric, but isn't that a trait of all geniuses?

siy · Post by **siy** » 10 Apr 2006 19:36

professor wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^

I believe the operative word here would be OWNED.

B_Man wrote:Tee hee hee .

I'd def have to agree with you on that........ ouch....

professor · Post by **professor** » 10 Apr 2006 21:21

I'm a bit of an eccentric, but isn't that a trait of all geniuses?

No. I'm sure there has been at least one genius that wasn't eccentric.

Anyways, back on topic. The worst thing I've probably done to a friend is dump a whole load of hot sauce in their drink.

I know, I'm such a horrible person.

funklovesfootbag · Post by **funklovesfootbag** » 10 Apr 2006 22:34

hahahahahahahaha, oh man. Thanks for the laughs everyone, best friend's sister takes the cake I think. The thing with 3 other guys and 1 chick is kinda weird, but who am I to judge? I'd be stoked if I had 3 other chicks ... and 1 guy in the other room, maybe ready to step in once i threw out my back.

*edit* oo, i also hooked up with my friend's girlfriend, who then dumped him and started dating me, but that was highschool and I felt like a real dick and have reformed since.

Splint · Post by **Splint** » 11 Apr 2006 08:11

BainbridgeShred wrote: How am I not a nice guy on modified? Frankly, I think I'm a very decent member of this community.

And that's about all it takes to realize you are NOT a genius.

I thought you found Jesus at the bottom of your court document and turned over a new leaf. Doesn't really matter, quit fuckin' around and rippin' on other members or I will gladly ban you a-g-a-i-n.

Back on Topic.
At 14 I took my best friend's first girlfriend. I ended it shortly thereafter, because it really destroyed our friendship at the time. I'm happy to say that we are still awesome friends though.

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 11 Apr 2006 08:24

I'm not ripping on anyone else, and if you think I am, you'd have to ban a bunch of other people for doing the same thing I do.

Splint · Post by **Splint** » 11 Apr 2006 09:31

BainbridgeShred wrote:Only topped by the time seven guys did it to your mom. I only watched though.

qphox · Post by **qphox** » 11 Apr 2006 09:52

While I was at a tournament, a girl came over to the friend's place I was staying at, and we used his bed for some fooling around while he was at work. Then we watched Mythbusters on Discovery Channel.

He knows about it though, and he doesn't even live there anymore, so I think it's alright....not the kind of thing I would do again though.

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 11 Apr 2006 15:00

Brad, people referenced the fact that my actions were homosexual, and I take offense to that, because I'm not a homosexual, and they were using it in a derogative manner. I only responded to people who insulted me.

Jdigges · Post by **Jdigges** » 11 Apr 2006 19:21

I was at a party at my friends house, and myself and two of my friends decided to put Da Bomb hotsauce on the rim of a nearly full beer bottle. Da Bomb is measured at 119,700 scoville units which is extremely hot. when you take a very small dab, your mouth burns intensely for atleast 25 minutes. its the hottest thing i've had.

Anyways, one of the friends that helped us plot this, was drunk and tripping on acid. we put some hotsauce on the rim, then walked over to where everyne else was chillen out and put the beer bottle down on a table. I then asked, "Yo whose half drank beer is this, somebody better drink it." My friend on acid stepped forward and said he'd drink it. He was so drunk, and tripping so hard that he completley forgot that we had just put that hotsauce on it, and he drank it before we could say anything. He was waaaay pissed off. i dunno what id do with myself if i ate Da Bomb on acid

It was perhaps one of the funniest things i have ever seen in my life though. my other friend and i were laughing our asses off for a good half hour

mc · Post by mc » 11 Apr 2006 19:37

josiah, that's dirty.

At worlds 2004, I forgot to register nasty nate because the foot was getting used so much. Then, I left him behind with no key a few days later, and he had to walk all the way from UQAM to the TamTam. And he wasn't even really pissed about it. One time I invited someone to a party who pissed in nasty's acoustic guitar because he was drunk and thought it was a urinal. That was a bad thing to do, too, I guess

NASTY NATE I AM SORRY!

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 14 Apr 2006 06:33

Last night my bro came out in the early hours to pick me up and I was so hammered I went nuts at him for like, no reason, and was abusing him all the way home and today he was totally cool about it. I think I'm gonna leave the tequila shots alone for a while.

Unfortunately I seem to have landed myself with so many asshole friends in my life that I don't even know who I can trust anymore, they keep fucking me over. The ones that spring to mind are: pulling me in the pool fully clothed which screwed my brand new phone, and then later on stealing my clothes and not giving them back for 40 minutes and blaming me because "I was drunk" and another time feeding me a mixture of water tea coke and urine telling me it was bourbon. I hate people.

King of New York? Super cool, pwn those n00bs. Although fingering your friends girlfriend with a few other guys is a bit nasty

funklovesfootbag · Post by **funklovesfootbag** » 14 Apr 2006 11:04

damn man, maybe it's time to get some new friends... I don't care how funny it is, if someone gave me a drink with piss in it they'd be unconscious or broken limbed pretty quickly.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 14 Apr 2006 12:49

The Notorious Puck O' Pee.

Pwnd.

Thanks to Jered for the idea.

brinard · Post by **brinard** » 14 Apr 2006 13:01

oh man! that reminds me of this time i had a party (one every weekend) and these guys i didnt invite came, and wanted to drink my beer.... so .... i gave him a beer i drank half of, and pissed the other half full. it was miller highlife i think... nasty beer if you ask me... we all had a chugging contest... he won... and then we said we'd make food. i made myself and a friend fries and hotdogs, and gave those guys ramen with spit and lugies in it. man those guys were ignorant. you could see it and everything.

and another time, at another of my parties, my friend (a) got so drunk, he puked in my other friends(B) overnight bag... with all his (b) shit in it...

so a few weeks later friend b gets drunk and sleeps in friend a's truck... and has to piss... now this is a tuners truck, so its fuckin hotrodded and customed out... so he pisses in the floorboard, and its so much, it puddles...

payback is such a bitch... i never got any payback from my parties.

Iain · Post by **Iain** » 14 Apr 2006 13:15

i doused my friends dog in gasoline and lit it on fire

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 14 Apr 2006 22:03

^^^^Cruel!

Broke a beer bottle over my friend's face because of a misinterpreted comment he made. I was pretty young though. Surprisingly, the bottle completely shattered, leaving only a few tiny cuts.

Uranos · Post by **Uranos** » 15 Apr 2006 02:23

Worst thing ive done to friends

Choose Footbag over them

I know footbag is fun, but sometimes i forget that friends are more important

funklovesfootbag · Post by **funklovesfootbag** » 15 Apr 2006 11:56

SOME friends are definitely more important, but... in the end, Footbag will always be there for you. This thread is proof you can't always trust/rely on your friends. Footbag would NEVER bang your girlfriend!

siy · Post by **siy** » 16 Apr 2006 21:52

Iain wrote:i doused my friends dog in gasoline and lit it on fire

Dude... that's harsh...... why would you do that?