RIDDLE GAME!!!

Kick back and relax. Anything that does not have to do with footbag goes here!
Post Reply
User avatar
jake
BSOS Beast
Posts: 341
Joined: 26 Jan 2006 13:55
Location: oregon
Contact:

Post by jake »

yeah nothing thats pretty good actually.
Jake Marmon - Gresham Oregon
15-years old
yeah
User avatar
Tripp
Atomsmashasaurus Dex
Posts: 850
Joined: 09 Jun 2003 12:57
Location: Butler, PA

Post by Tripp »

Okie, I'll go again.

A man leaves home running, turns left, runs forward, turns left again, and returns home to find a masked man. Who's the masked man?
Josh Gayhart ... keeping footbag tuff since 2002.

Image
User avatar
shredzilla
Post Master General
Posts: 3260
Joined: 14 Oct 2005 06:24
Location: Paradise Lost
Contact:

Post by shredzilla »

The Catcher. Or Umpire, they both have masks actually.
J. Chris "Thread-killer" Miller
RawSko
Green Footbag Ninja
Posts: 1386
Joined: 21 Nov 2005 16:44
Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba

Post by RawSko »

ya... I think Shredzilla's got this one for sure. I'll have to wait until the next one.

SICK thread! I wish I had found it sooner...
Ben Roscoe
User avatar
qphox
Bullshit Detector
Posts: 2894
Joined: 30 Jun 2003 07:20
Location: Vancouver, BC

Post by qphox »

aweiksnar wrote:Here's a good one I heard about a week ago:

There are three rooms. Outside of the rooms are three lightswitches. You can only enter one of the rooms one time. How do you figure out what switch turns the light on in one of the rooms?

(This is not probability. There is a definite answer)

Ugh, no offense, but you told this really badly. ;)

If it's three separate rooms with three separate bulbs, and they've got closed doors, and you can only go into ONE of the rooms ONCE, there is no possible way to check any of the other bulbs for light/warmth/off.

I've heard it before: The 3 light switches are upstairs, and the 3 light bulbs are downstairs out of sight etc....you can only go downstairs once, and when you do so, only one of the light bulbs can be on. Figure out which switch controls which bulb for all three.
- Kevin R.

F = G*((m1*m2)/r^2)

Know thy enemy.
User avatar
JoFa
Shredaholic
Posts: 176
Joined: 21 Feb 2006 16:22
Location: Austin, Texas
Contact:

Post by JoFa »

Turn the first light on and leave it on for a minute, then turn it off and turn on the second light.

Go downstairs. The warm lightbulb is the first one, the on lightbulb is the second, and the cold lightbulb is the third.
**Austin Style Footbag**
~My Footblog~
...Jesse Lindley...
RawSko
Green Footbag Ninja
Posts: 1386
Joined: 21 Nov 2005 16:44
Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba

Post by RawSko »

JoFa wrote:Turn the first light on and leave it on for a minute, then turn it off and turn on the second light.

Go downstairs. The warm lightbulb is the first one, the on lightbulb is the second, and the cold lightbulb is the third.
don't mean to crush your glory into the dirt, but that one's an old one that was just being repeated... we all know the answere already. :cry:

But, yes! you're right!

hah, Keep it real
Ben Roscoe
User avatar
JoFa
Shredaholic
Posts: 176
Joined: 21 Feb 2006 16:22
Location: Austin, Texas
Contact:

Post by JoFa »

Oh haha I guess I missed that! :oops:

Oh well at least I got it right! 8)
**Austin Style Footbag**
~My Footblog~
...Jesse Lindley...
siy
Shredalicious
Posts: 66
Joined: 05 Apr 2006 14:04
Location: Hermitage, Tn
Contact:

Post by siy »

okay... i don't know if someone posted this already, but here it goes.....

A police officer is walking in front a huge appartment complex when he hears a woman scream "NO JOHN DON'T!!!!!!" and then a gun shot rings out. The officer runs into complex, finds the room and breaks the door down. When he does so, he sees a woman lying on the floor dead and next to her head is a gun. He looks up and sees a doctor, a lawyer, and a milkman. He automatically arrests the milkman. How does he KNOW the milkman did it???
Hint= No one has a nametag on

Here is another one.....

There is a man who lives on the 30th floor of an appartment complex and everyday he does the same thing. He wakes up, takes a shower, gets dressed, eats, kisses his wife goodbye, rides the elevator to the ground floor, and walks to work. After work he walks back to the complex, gets in the elevator, rides it to the 15th floor, gets off, and takes the stairs the rest of the way to the 30th floor. Why does he get off at the 15th floor every day instead of goin to the 30th?
Josh Yarbrough

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" :mrgreen:
User avatar
dp
Egyptian Footgod
Posts: 1222
Joined: 09 Nov 2005 16:25
Location: ohio

Post by dp »

I dunno bout the first, but for the second, he's a midget and can only reach button #15.
Danny P.
siy
Shredalicious
Posts: 66
Joined: 05 Apr 2006 14:04
Location: Hermitage, Tn
Contact:

Post by siy »

Pirate Man wrote:I dunno bout the first, but for the second, he's a midget and can only reach button #15.
good job, have you heard that one before? Keep thinkin about the first one.....
Josh Yarbrough

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" :mrgreen:
User avatar
Jeremy
"Really unneccesary"
Posts: 10178
Joined: 08 Jan 2003 00:20
Location: Tasmania

Post by Jeremy »

siy wrote: A police officer is walking in front a huge appartment complex when he hears a woman scream "NO JOHN DON'T!!!!!!" and then a gun shot rings out. The officer runs into complex, finds the room and breaks the door down. When he does so, he sees a woman lying on the floor dead and next to her head is a gun. He looks up and sees a doctor, a lawyer, and a milkman. He automatically arrests the milkman. How does he KNOW the milkman did it???
Hint= No one has a nametag on
Bit of a random guess here because I don't really think it would be sufficient evidence to arrest somebody but the doctor and lawyer are both women? - The milkman is the only man - so most likely the only person in the room called "John".
siy
Shredalicious
Posts: 66
Joined: 05 Apr 2006 14:04
Location: Hermitage, Tn
Contact:

Post by siy »

Jeremy wrote:
siy wrote: A police officer is walking in front a huge appartment complex when he hears a woman scream "NO JOHN DON'T!!!!!!" and then a gun shot rings out. The officer runs into complex, finds the room and breaks the door down. When he does so, he sees a woman lying on the floor dead and next to her head is a gun. He looks up and sees a doctor, a lawyer, and a milkman. He automatically arrests the milkman. How does he KNOW the milkman did it???
Hint= No one has a nametag on
Bit of a random guess here because I don't really think it would be sufficient evidence to arrest somebody but the doctor and lawyer are both women? - The milkman is the only man - so most likely the only person in the room called "John".
good job :) nice guess... first time i heard that one, i got it in like 2 minutes..... it makes you think outside the box, so to speak.
Josh Yarbrough

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" :mrgreen:
Uranos
Flower Child
Posts: 1637
Joined: 19 Dec 2004 19:05
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:

Post by Uranos »

Police find a house with 2 people dead and there are 2 suspects:

American
Japanese



The Police find the footprints in the dead persons house and IMMEDIATELY assumes that the suspect is the American. WHY?

Hint: think customs
Alex Urano
janis
Post Master General
Posts: 2707
Joined: 29 Dec 2005 18:46
Location: Australia

Post by janis »

The footprints are with shoes on?
User avatar
brinard
Flower Child
Posts: 1915
Joined: 05 Jan 2006 22:14
Location: nashville tn
Contact:

Post by brinard »

japanese familys tend to go barefoot with in a houseas it is some ritual or something. and americans dont. so she shoe print (?) is an americans.
User avatar
james_dean
space cowboy
Posts: 2268
Joined: 26 Oct 2004 23:11
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Post by james_dean »

Exactly right, this is Alex from jamies computer :wink:
Image

"It's a punk one!" - Auntie Val, after being shown a spikey footbag

Bloggy

Challenge
siy
Shredalicious
Posts: 66
Joined: 05 Apr 2006 14:04
Location: Hermitage, Tn
Contact:

Post by siy »

Okay, here's one......

There is a house on top of a hill. Every side of this house faces south. A bear walks in front of the house.... What color is the bear?
Josh Yarbrough

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" :mrgreen:
User avatar
dp
Egyptian Footgod
Posts: 1222
Joined: 09 Nov 2005 16:25
Location: ohio

Post by dp »

White, the house is at the North Pole
Danny P.
siy
Shredalicious
Posts: 66
Joined: 05 Apr 2006 14:04
Location: Hermitage, Tn
Contact:

Post by siy »

that didn't take very long......
Josh Yarbrough

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" :mrgreen:
Post Reply