Midwest Footbags~Represent!

[Guest_2]

Hey all!

I'm Joshua Rose! I'm 17, scruffy, tiltless, cute, and I like long hours of shred by the beach. I'm learning to salsa [kind of] but can't really do the spinny stuff-probably because my spinnning sucks [;-)]

Anyway, you may have guessed-I play footbag! Yay!

So, today we had some record breaking shred from the MFB [aka-Minneapolis Footbag Brigade, or Massive Freestyle busts, or Mucho Footy-etc]

My protoge Jason 'the advisor' has hit up some keerazy kickless strings since we modded his leathers. We opened that toe box like a keg at a frat house. He hit his first Mirage!!! And then another!!! and then another!!one!

Crazy biatch! He also does the Jorden Moir 'zombie' toe stall deal-i-o. But we dubbed it the Vulture

The first bust today I hit was park walk-it was cool. I can only hit it on one side because my left foot pixie is weak like emo music

I'll have a real blog post tomorrow, this is just an intro !

Cheers,
Josh

[SandWraith]

I like the random similies. Makes for an interesting read. Keep updating, but add more nekked pics (not of you-- I mean the ladies). Actually, I don't know what I mean.

[Tjuggles]

I like the random similies. Makes for an interesting read. Keep updating, but add more nekked pics (not of you-- I mean the ladies). Actually, I don't know what I mean.

What he said, well just the last part. Actually I dont know what I mean.

[Wim]

But what exactly do you mean?




Dammit, I like this blog already!

[Guest_2]

Thanks guys!

Day-2
So I was a little late to lunch today, and then Jason showed up even later. I had already disrobed and was shred-ready kickin out some far legovers, pdx mirages, datw and a smear.

the 'Advisor' hit: pickup>legover>pickup>legover>toe>drop>props>cheer>dance>goofy smile>double props [two hand slaps]

Then, our local shredita Maniacal Michelle dropped by and hit a quick del[ins]>wrap>pass & we gave her props [pants & laverless!]

Nothing serious today, but we had fun!!!

Cheers,
Josh

[Guest_2]

Tonight we went to my main man Nash's place. We hung out and chatted about girls for awhile. Once I shared my endless wisdom on the subject, Jason 'the Advisor' and myself busted out some shred.

He wore his lavers oot n aboot so they were nasty and sprayed sand everywhere. We made him clean it up

I hit [for the first time ever!] a

DLO!!!!!!!!! Clipper set & all. It was sexy styley. Uber pumped-it was my second try today to get it too

Jason hit a couple looong tiltless strings consisting of Legover>pickup>Pickup>Legover>Pickup>Legover!

Minneapolis shreds hard!

He is rockin!

[hakkpakk]

You make up some crazy routines, but keep it up

[Guest_2]

Yay footbag! We had a record number of people come shred!!!

I called up Lifetime Fitness & talked with Todd Wallace. Convo went like this:

Me: Yo Todd-Let's shred!
T-d0g: I don't play no kicky sack-come shred anyways
Me: Sure thing!

And he gave us a racquet ball court for free! 6 peepzips came to play

Roll Call:
Thaun-Vietnam
Brenda-Laos
Rose: Jewish-has lavas
Michelle: China-has lavas
Jason: Jewish-has lavas
Tyler: White boy!

We're the most diverse shredsters about. T-dog plays soccer and has amazing control over the bag-he needs Lavas!

I hit some cool shit bsos style. far legovers, pdx mirages, datw [flippy-dippy-side Whazup!] I hit DLO [clip set] after a dozen tries! My phattest run went something like: Far legover>clipper>far legover>clipper>near legover>PLO>Smear>Clipper>Hand Catch>Trip&FallDown!

Michelle was rocking it out the most. She's learning her atw's and clippers. She already has those awesome stylely toe flickys down!!!! She's going to be an uber styley toe shuffler as soon as she mods her leathers

Jason the Adl/!SoR was hitting his usual routine of tiltless legovers & pickups-he needs to mod his kicks too!

We're going to have a modding fest as soon as these guys learn how to give props properly We had an awesome good time & then played a little bball afterwards

[Guest_2]

Wooooot!

Tomorrow=Going away shred for Andrew Herkert!!!! We will miss yo crazy cracka ass!!!!

<3


We are probably going to jam at St. Thomas. I'll give everyone in my book a ring-a-ling-a-ding and see what's up!!!!!

It's going to be ill-matic!!!!

+ I kicked it with a new guy today at a hotel for a bit- We kicked it about the pool and I nailed some choice illusions. He hit his first Legover!!!

Then I got a date [for this or next weekend] with Jason's cousin! Which is tight-because she's uber cute!

+ He's not really down with it-but that doesn't matter because he doesn't have a modified account or read modified! Suckah! We're going ice skating and then to some super secret sexy teenage make out spot or something because I'm not 18 yet.....hehehehehehe

So! Shredz tomorra!!!!!

[zeroman13]

hey vindicator, sounds like your getting better. Maybe you'll pass me up in the osis department soon! Keep it up and gl with your date

[Guest_2]

haha! Thanks dudeski!!1!

The Saturday night St. Thomas jam was tight!!!!

I brought a ton of extra pairs of Lavers for people to try and this was the roster:

Neri: Israeli-he's in the US for the next couple months
Me: Jewish and sxy
Allison: We modded her Lavers-no holes in the mesh!!!! She's jewish + tight
Yannick: Black and rockin it out!!! Legovers and what not!!!!

Andrew: Nailed some sick butters!!!
Chris: I brought size 14 lavers for him! [wears and 11 ]

There were tons of hot chicks running around and then they closed where we were

Originally we wanted the racquet ball courts-the lights didn't turn on

Sooo.....

We went to a crowded 4 way intersection hallway thing and set up shred

Everyone busted the fuck out of our way while we busted big!!! ;-D

Andrew had to leave early to rescue some wasted chikita friend of his

Then, they closed the building-but I persuaded the guard guy to let us grab an extension cord and shredded up the building till we left 2 1/2 hours later!

Yannick nailed some legovers

I had some good runs

Neri was doing pretty good, rockin out the toe stalls

and we modded Allie's lavers finallY!!!! wooot!!!!!!


Yay, go team!!!!

+ this one girl I saw a couple times and had fooled around with [some other chick] turned out to now have a girlfriend! Woot-Josh encounters more lesbians! yay! [but not the good kind, the kind that don't give guys any ]

So yeah!

Woot!@!!!!! Midwest footbags!!! wooot!!!!

[Wasabi]

This footblog is wild

[andr00]

i did not know this existed! keep up the unique blog josh - Im reppin the midwest shredding for the summer (since im not in minneapolis...) but you know where my roots and heart lie!!

WHEN CAN WE SEE some crazy vid clips of my going away/rescue drunk maija night shred??


oh and dude....paradox illusion.

[Not-so-ripped Warrior]

This footblog is wild

Yeah! Post more!

[Guest_2]

You asked for it ~~~ so here's more!

Props on the Pdx Ill-matic Illusion!!! We can't get that footage up because it'd be tooo much fucking work and $ to do

However! We did another 2 demonstrations Wednesday!

TWO!!!! whoah! 2!!!!

First at my old middle school-it was the last day of school-so all the kids that were there were delinquents who had been suspended a bunch of times and were the 'problem children'. So we were all worried that bags and cameras and shit were gonna get stolen....

2 bags were stolen by 5th graders at the elementary school

Little fuckers!! Might have to go kick some prepubescent ass

After the Middle school, we didn't have enough time to go home for muchies. So we went to the locale pizzaria and asked for charitable pizza since we were doing charitable events in the community
<--got half off an XL Pineapple Pizza. Cuz Pineapple pizza is better than twenty eight year olds!

It was tight! some of the elementary schools kids were my old campers! + Some were my neighbors! And then they all wanted autographs! !

Whoah! CRazy fun! Plus-our awesomely amaz-azing camera girl is going to have it all edited + perfect in days!!!! Look forward to it guys! It's going to be fucking SICK!!!!