oh, capitalism! (canned oxygen)

sampotter · Post by **sampotter** » 18 Apr 2006 10:13

I'm not expecting any sort of lengthy discussion, but I thought this was pretty humorous and figured I might as well share it.

http://www.failedsuccess.com/index.php? ... vored_air/

Anz · Post by **Anz** » 18 Apr 2006 10:24

omgroflwtf

Crazy people!

WHO WANTS TO BUY AIR?!?!?!??!?!?!

Many feel that it lifts their spirits and helps them to relax, allowing them to better enjoy their nightclub experience.

lol, I see...

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 18 Apr 2006 14:43

If people are willing to buy it...

brinard · Post by **brinard** » 18 Apr 2006 14:54

man, we have a place called the "oxygen bar" in nashville, where they flavor air and let you breathe it for about 5 dollars for 5 minutes. theyre a pretty shitty store, selling incense and beer and soda. crappy tshirts. they sell to minors tho. thats always good

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 18 Apr 2006 15:15

Does it get you high, or do you just pay for the flavoring?

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 18 Apr 2006 17:02

BainbridgeShred wrote:Does it get you high, or do you just pay for the flavoring?

It doesn't get you "high" so to speak.....more like..."fresh".

I wish I could say I can't beleive that people will pay for air.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » 18 Apr 2006 17:19

I bought some of that big ox stuff to see if it helps after a shred session. I wont do it all the time but hell its worht a try right?

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 18 Apr 2006 18:17

yeah there was a tent with this stuff at a big music concert I went to over new years. It's fantastic - I don't think the flavouring is a big deal but oxygen is awesome for bouncing back on day 2.

HighDemonslayer · Post by **HighDemonslayer** » 18 Apr 2006 18:37

This reminds me of the movie "Spaceballs", where the bad guys wasted all the air on their planet, so they schemed to steal another planets air.

And the evil president(Mel Brooks) inhales a can of "Perri-air".

If you wanted to make money selling oxygen, you should sell it to airline passengers. That way you dont have to share air with all the contagious schmucks on the plane.

Buy Nitrous Oxide instead, it's way better. Just make sure you are sitting down.

-n

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 18 Apr 2006 18:38

HighDemonSlayer wrote:f you wanted to make money selling oxygen, you should sell it to airline passengers.

when i first read this, i was sure you were going to say: '...because who wont pay for oxygen when the plane is going down?'

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 18 Apr 2006 19:41

slapdash21 wrote:
HighDemonSlayer wrote:f you wanted to make money selling oxygen, you should sell it to airline passengers.
when i first read this, i was sure you were going to say: '...because who wont pay for oxygen when the plane is going down?'

Who won't pay for nitrous oxide when the plane is going down?

Just make sure its on credit card so the transaction is recorded!

krumpage · Post by **krumpage** » 19 May 2006 15:35

why the hell do they call it flavoring. WTF your not eating the oxygen are you breathing it through your mouth? dont they just add smell? but seriously what a retarded idea im sure people would rather buy a footbag than buy a couple cans of oxygen