can footbag get you laid?

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 31 May 2006 17:19

hehe, look good, not smell good, or feel good...

I don't have a girlfriend but my dad always gives me weird looks when I'm all sweaty from footbag...

Spontaneous Spaz · Post by **Spontaneous Spaz** » 31 May 2006 18:43

Oroza wrote:
Skippy! wrote:
SandWraith wrote:I think the lame footbag trickname jokes makes that a resounding "no".
Agreed.

Anybody who does something (a sport, a band, etc.) solely to get laid is doing that thing for all the wrong reasons.
hmm, grammar = A
sense of humor = F

E for effort

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 31 May 2006 18:59

haha, I have definately gotten #'s and hooked up with girls I met playing footbag

edit: That's not to say it'll work for you though

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 31 May 2006 19:17

So... you're saying you didn't like my joke?

There wasn't a joke in there, maybe that's it?

Anz · Post by **Anz** » 01 Jun 2006 04:02

Sounds like mr. Oroza is in desperate need and will do anytihing for it. Even play footbag.

Props for starting a ridiculous topic and then just flaming at people. I don't know how good you are, but with that post count I recommend sticking with the Getting Started forum.

Will Digges · Post by **Will Digges** » 01 Jun 2006 04:29

Hmmmm, hasn't happened yet, but I've had some girls watching me before. It's bound to happen, once I can do Nemesis b2b.

Oroza · Post by **Oroza** » 01 Jun 2006 13:14

Anything for a larf.

brinard · Post by **brinard** » 01 Jun 2006 13:21

my other loves the way i look after footbag.

all muscley and sweaty. too bad i never feel like banging after im done with a sesh...

RawSko · Post by **RawSko** » 01 Jun 2006 13:22

I agree with Anz completely. This thread is rediculous, along with certain posts made by a certain Bolivian shredder with a name that starts with an O.

Footbag gets attention because it's new. Mostly it's that "wow that kid is a freak

" kind of attention though... If you want an activity to help you pick up girls, I hear that guitar is a bit of a magnet for them.

keep it real

BalinorNZ · Post by **BalinorNZ** » 01 Jun 2006 14:34

Anz wrote:but with that post count I recommend sticking with the Getting Started forum.

Yeah there is this user called Vasik with only 3 posts! He must be such a newb, he shoulden't even be posting on modified... oh wait, he doesn't.

Zeb Jackson · Post by **Zeb Jackson** » 01 Jun 2006 14:35

^^word^^

i agree, ive met more girls playing guitar than i have footbag...maybe its because they can relate more to something as common as the guitar

Vpicone · Post by **Vpicone** » 01 Jun 2006 19:20

brinard wrote:my other loves the way i look after footbag.

all muscley and sweaty. too bad i never feel like banging after im done with a sesh...

is that a mispell for mother????

ZING

Oroza · Post by **Oroza** » 01 Jun 2006 23:00

alright.... this is just for some of you laughless squares

i've been playing off and on for a while, I just started hitting smears and dimwalks, ripwalks and other pixie and stepping stuff, my whirls are weak, blenders getting better, almost getting a fairy, phasing set and atomic....so the getting started forum does me little good

so i only just joined cuz i just got back into it and i searched for trick tips online, and i find this site, seems alright, i see some videos and people joke that they only play for the chicks, obviously a joke, so post it for a laugh, and then people start whinning and being/misspelling ridiculous, so someone delete it for all i care, fragile minds at stake.

so.... dont miss nap time.

funklovesfootbag · Post by **funklovesfootbag** » 02 Jun 2006 00:59

can footbag get you laid?

Uhhhmm... it can help. Anyone that gets laid because of footbag could have gotten laid for other reasons though.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 02 Jun 2006 01:30

oh I totally remembered - a certain American definitely got laid because of footbag. He got a free trip to the other side of the world to attend a footbag tournament and free accomodation with a footbagger and then slept with the girlfriend of the guy he was staying with - which resulted in him having to stay with another footbagger. I can't give any more details than that sorry.

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 02 Jun 2006 08:23

Jeremy wrote:oh I totally remembered - a certain American definitely got laid because of footbag. He got a free trip to the other side of the world to attend a footbag tournament and free accomodation with a footbagger and then slept with the girlfriend of the guy he was staying with - which resulted in him having to stay with another footbagger. I can't give any more details than that sorry.

That's the real footbag community spirit.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 02 Jun 2006 08:51

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 02 Jun 2006 09:00

Jeremy wrote:oh I totally remembered - a certain American definitely got laid because of footbag. He got a free trip to the other side of the world to attend a footbag tournament and free accomodation with a footbagger and then slept with the girlfriend of the guy he was staying with - which resulted in him having to stay with another footbagger. I can't give any more details than that sorry.

Just for the record, that wasn't me. And the "girlfriend" in question wasn't like, officially dating the other guy either... i heard she was more like a fuckbuddy.

Back on topic: Moxie is right. Footbag can get girls laid, but not guys.

brinard · Post by **brinard** » 02 Jun 2006 09:04

Vpicone wrote:
brinard wrote:my other loves the way i look after footbag.

all muscley and sweaty. too bad i never feel like banging after im done with a sesh...

is that a mispell for mother????

ZING

yeah. you got me. not. im married tard. OTHER half.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 02 Jun 2006 13:36

C-Fan wrote: Back on topic: Moxie is right. Footbag can get girls laid, but not guys.

Uh, being able to breath and lay down at the same time can get most girls laid, so that statement is hardly insightful.