Ben Rea(Ray)

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 06 Jun 2006 17:25

yeah, the cox is always a midget haha, but brandon (cox in that picture) is a good friend of mine.

Top 10 Reasons Why Rowing is Better Than Sex

1. You can row with minors and not get arrested.
2. You do not have to worry where your oar has been before.
3. Two words: "Cox Box".
4. You can row with up to seven other people at the same time.
5. Your oar will never give you a S.T.D. (except crabs).
6. Female rowers give Head races a new name.
7. Let's face it, it's not.
8. When rowing you have a coach to tell you what you did wrong.
9. After a good hard row, everybody is satisfied.
10. In rowing, the catch is aggressive, the hands quick, the slide smooth, the drive powerful, and the oar is always hard.

Top 10 Signs That Your Coxswain Might Be Stoned

1. Goes the entire race without saying a word.
2. Starts in lane 1 and ends in lane 6.
3. Calls the sprint 500 meters into the race just to see what would happen.
4. Weaves in and out of the lane markers like a downhill skier.
5. Calls a power 10 and forgets strokes 4, 7 and 9.
6. Keeps pointing out that racing shells look like giant doobies.
7. Becomes frightened of the stroke, screams, and jumps out of the boat.
8. Tries to contact extraterrestrial life through the cox box.
9. Prefers lower ratings (like a 12).
10. Gets lost on the way to the starting line.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 08 Jun 2006 02:43

i didnt get to shred yesterday or the day before due to a few things...

first of all, something exciting happened. i got my permit!!!!! so i have been driving around a lot and also school is such a big roadblock, 3 more days baby!!!!

hopefully then i can shred

EDIT: yay! i got to shred for a while which was totally awesome, i trie toms secret trick and nearly killed myself. i also started doing heel stalls, they are such a cool little trick and it doesnt take that much effort, honestly i think thats why i was doing it because i had no energy whatsoever. i got heel stall x2 and i also got....TOE>HEEL>SAME IN [DEX]>TOE.....so that was cool and fun too, not sure how many people can do that, or have at least tried. my mirages kinda took a step back, i gotta jump back on those this weekend...

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 09 Jun 2006 18:47

Working on clippers today, they are going ok. henry g helped me, thanks. It was extremely frustrating and gruling, my legs and feet kill tonight, i have to stretch more often i guess. ankle stretches are nice. still waiting for my peng bag and the cuddle, could be a while but thats ok with me. they can just take their time as long as they get here safely.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 10 Jun 2006 06:19

I think I'm gunna stop posting here for a while.....in modified. I just really dont get along well with this crowd. I wont say any names but I have officially pissed enough people off that it's time to leave for a while. So for all the people that I have angered, well, I am sorry and I hope you enjoy this break from me even though I know some of you would rather see me gone forever and a few would like to see me stay. But it is for the best. I will still be around a little bit, just not posting. peace out modified, see you later.

habitat · Post by **habitat** » 10 Jun 2006 14:09

what? You can't take the heat of flamified.in? Don't be a total n00b.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 10 Jun 2006 17:59

hmm, i have talked to some people and apologized and they have told me to stay. so i guess i will. i now know my true friends on modifed and to those people, i thank them for their support.

anyway, back to normal....

I hopepeng sent my bag, hope she didnt get so mad that she decided to not send it. i need it so bad, i cant stand freestyling with a crochetd bag, its like, poopie.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 12 Jun 2006 17:51

schools out!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet. but i still have exams and im doing summer crew, but in crew footbag is our second sport, so its always fun. really, REALLY solidified inside stall today. been forgetting to poiunt my toes inward. clippers are still ugly though. ordering two new cuddle bags tomarrow, got the money to ship out and all.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 12 Jun 2006 18:05

mmmm, like candy for my eyes.

zeroman13 · Post by **zeroman13** » 12 Jun 2006 19:50

didn't your say something along the lines of "rogasm for the eyes" in the original post?

krumpage · Post by **krumpage** » 12 Jun 2006 21:16

i voted yes because you remind me of me except your more... open. lets see here my blog is http://www.modified.in/footbag/viewtopi ... 465#247465 its not very interesting like yours but im giving it a try

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 13 Jun 2006 07:28

yes, we are similar, yea, i guess im more outgoing. we both have like the same tricks too, hmm, thats funny. heh, thanks for voting yes. you have a nice blog aswell. and yes zeroman the original said orgasm for the eyes.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 14 Jun 2006 16:29

heres a little story i devised..... if you know proper footbag language you will know exactly what i am saying, but if you dont, you might just think im full of bull shit, or you might think that either way....

So one day i was doing 69 with a porn star in the smog when a snowflake surged into my face. I twirled and busted out my sumo thong, the sowflake had sabatoged my fun...so I gave him a piece of the chuck norris in me and gave him the 'ol legbeater. I celebrated my victory with a johnny vodka. It was refreshing because it was so hot out that day that you could make an omelette on the sidewalk and top it off with chili phili sauce!

......answer below.....

So one day i was doing a nuclear drifter with a stepping paradox illusioning ss double down in the pixie double legover when a paradox drifter crossbody rake gyro miraging miraged into my face. I reverse swirling osised and busted out my paradox atomic ducking mirage, the paradox drifter crossbody Rake had toe barraging legovered my fun...so i gave it a piece of the chuck norris in me and gave it the 'ol quantum pickup. I celebrated my victory with a pixie gyro torque. It was refreshing because it was so hot out that day that you could cook an atomic illusion on the stepping ss butterfly and top it off with a gyro miraging symposium torque!

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 15 Jun 2006 15:39

yay!!! sucessful day in the land of footbag. My inside stalls are pretty much fluent now, which is so awesome because i remember the day i was in my basement and i first tried it, i was trying so hard to do it but i couldnt and now its so fluent!!!!! yesssss. clippes for me are pretty easily done but i just have to almost immidiatley have to get out of it because i lose my balance, WTF!!!! I hit clipper x5 but each one i could only spend about a second with it on my foot before i nearly fall over. oh well, PRACTICE<PRACTICE>SLEEP>PRACTICE>PRACTICE.....thats my schedual for this summer!

Zeb Jackson · Post by **Zeb Jackson** » 15 Jun 2006 15:45

hey man, to help out your balance you might want to try holding the clipper after it is stalled for several seconds, this helped me greatly

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 15 Jun 2006 18:22

thats exactly my problem, i cant hold it there or else i fall over!!!!

but...i decided since you dont really need to hold it there for long anyways, i just stall for a sec then flick it up and do my stuff. so its cool now, just had a nice 2 hour shred in the dark

improvement!!!

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 16 Jun 2006 16:17

succesfull shred today, still trying to get the clipper mirage more fluent and consistant. my ankle hurts like a mo fo from all of these inside stalls and such....ouchie. ah well, a successfull day at that!

hope the bags get here soon, i want them with a passion!!!! ugh. but i also dont want to bother peng and tom about it.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 17 Jun 2006 16:24

you had better play this game!!!!! all of the answers are freestyle move names.

1.__________ starred in a popular cartoon television show and had blond hair.
2. A green fruit.
3. A red sea living animal.
4. Very fast cars.
5. A yucky vegtable.
6. Something you might tell to you kids before they go to sleep.
7. A popular ice cream topping.
8. The black dude in the matrix
9. Turn that________upside down
10. Fat Bastard threw his ________ into the cart that Austin Powers was hiding in in the movie Gold Member.

zeroman13 · Post by **zeroman13** » 17 Jun 2006 16:38

1:
2:peas
3:
4:ferrari's
5:califlower(sp?)
6:good night
7:caramel
8:morpheus
9:turn that frown upside down
10:Fat Bastard threw his sumo underware into the cart...

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 17 Jun 2006 18:27

oh and all of the things have to do with footbag freestyle names!!! sorry, left that bit of info out.

P.S> you only got 1 of them right

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 19 Jun 2006 10:42

i have been hitting some cool new moves latley, butterfly and such, its making it so fun now that i am getting a little more advanced!

.....

MATT CROSS IS COMING TO SHRED WITH ME WEDNESDAY!!!!

wow....rob, you are invited to.

this is just so exciting and im sure it will get me enthused to work harder!

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