Create Your Own Footbag Story- A little play on words!

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 14 Jun 2006 16:33

So today i was bored and i looked at some moves and decided i could make a really good story with some of the words. and when you translate the paragraph into footbag terms, it truley sounds funny!!!! Try it!!!!

Here is my first:

So one day i was doing 69 with a porn star in the smog when a snowflake surged into my face. I twirled and busted out my sumo thong, the snowflake had sabatoged my fun...so I gave him a piece of the chuck norris in me and gave him the 'ol legbeater. I celebrated my victory with a johnny vodka. It was refreshing because it was so hot out that day that you could make an omelette on the sidewalk and top it off with chili phili sauce!

..........answer below.........

So one day i was doing a nuclear drifter with a stepping paradox illusioning ss double down in the pixie double legover when a paradox drifter crossbody rake gyro miraging miraged into my face. I reverse swirling osised and busted out my paradox atomic ducking mirage, the paradox drifter crossbody Rake had toe barraging legovered my fun...so i gave it a piece of the chuck norris in me and gave it the 'ol quantum pickup. I celebrated my victory with a pixie gyro torque. It was refreshing because it was so hot out that day that you could cook an atomic illusion on the stepping ss butterfly and top it off with a gyro miraging symposium torque!

P.S.- Someone needs to make a move called chuck norris!

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » 14 Jun 2006 16:38

Legbeater is Atomic Butterfly, not Quantum Pickup.

You have a serious amount of free time on your hands, dont you?

Maybe i have even more for picking up the mistake...

cd · Post by cd » 14 Jun 2006 16:48

King Monkey wrote: You have a serious amount of free time on your hands

...which could become a serious amount of time on your feet, Ben. Catch my drifter?

The weather outside is nice this time of year in NY.

Anyway, that's an amusing translation. It reminds me of how footbag players must sound to other people when we talk about footbag tricks.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 14 Jun 2006 16:51

yes, i catch your drifter or whatever. yea i have A LOT of time.

yea its nice weather but they said there might be a blizzard coming and a possible cyclone downriver....

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 14 Jun 2006 22:08

Lol catch my drifter

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 15 Jun 2006 03:30

No, but you wanna go eat some eggplant while i tell you a fairy tale?

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 15 Jun 2006 07:05

Joten eräänä päivänä tein 69:ä pornotähden kanssa savusumussa, kun lumihiutale hyökyi naamaani. Kierähdin ja bustasin [couldn't really translate that] sumotangoistani, lumihiutale oli pilannut iloni...joten annoin hänelle maistiaisen Chuck Norrisista sisälläni ja annoin hänelle vanhan kunnon jalanhakkaajan. Juhlin voittoani johnny vodkalla. Se oli virkistävää, koska sinä päivänä oli niin kuuma, että jalkakäytävällä pystyi tekemään munakkaan maustettuna chilikastikkeella!

A couple of minutes of time wasted for the translation (that probably sucks).

Shredinger Z · Post by **Shredinger Z** » 19 Jun 2006 09:11

This is unshreddable!!!!!