Footbag Haikus

Colin · Post by **Colin** » 24 Jul 2006 17:02

Dear ankle and knee,
I hate you, go fuck yourselves.
Sincerely, Colin

Anyone who has ever complained that this place used to be more laughy and less bitchy is obliged to contribute.

Drew Hamilton · Post by **Drew Hamilton** » 24 Jul 2006 17:38

Footbag, funfun game
Played by all, even the lame
Good? and you'll have fame

Iron Clad Ben · Post by **Iron Clad Ben** » 24 Jul 2006 18:36

three hundred attempts
I feel the satisfaction
a new trick is mine

a long sessions ends
I stretch each leg thoroughly
no pain tomorrow

hit once in a string
and again on my flipside
BSOS feels good

This was fun. I may write some more later.

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 24 Jul 2006 19:10

Newf wrote:Dear ankle and knee,
I hate you, go fuck yourselves.
Sincerely, Colin

AWESOME.

Hey dude, check this out.
Look at this sick freestyle move;
They call it a drop.

StyleeRiley · Post by **StyleeRiley** » 25 Jul 2006 13:52

A food processor
6 add tricks make you a beast
I can hit just one

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 25 Jul 2006 15:40

the stylee riley
legs contorting at the knee
yeah, I can blender

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 29 Jul 2006 10:35

I love toe shuffle
It's fast and full of dexes
I must drill clippers

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 31 Jul 2006 14:08

Thirty-two panels,
Surrounding fifty-four grams,
Alpine sixty-nine.

Bander87 · Post by **Bander87** » 01 Aug 2006 12:09

My knees suck bad too
Sadly, haven’t played in months
Though, don’t think I’m through

Robert wojci · Post by **Robert wojci** » 02 Aug 2006 04:12

footbag floats mid-air
two legs dancing about her
almost, but dropped it

heh fun stuff

mc · Post by mc » 05 Aug 2006 10:14

fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK
mother-fucking, cock-sucking
flipside furious!!!!

HG · Post by HG » 05 Aug 2006 11:11

Paper floating down
millions of people hating
Richard Simmons sucks

Spontaneous Spaz · Post by **Spontaneous Spaz** » 05 Aug 2006 19:16

can't run, not a bit
walking hurts, can't play footbag
my left foot needs work

w000t!!! my first footbag hyiku

Troyson · Post by **Troyson** » 07 Aug 2006 17:15

im feeling like dr seuss rite now

...

Think left and think right
think low and think high.
Oh, the tricks you can hit if only you try!

One add two add three add four
paradox symposium and so much more....
all things to do before the bag hits the floor!

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 07 Aug 2006 17:28

heh, nice man... but Haiku's have a very specific style.

The first line must be 5 syllables.
The second line must be 7 syllables.
The third line must be 5 syllables.

Count the syllables out in the others... they should all follow those rules.

They were cool rhymes though

Spontaneous Spaz · Post by **Spontaneous Spaz** » 07 Aug 2006 17:40

Troyson wrote:im feeling like dr seuss rite now ...

Think left and think right
think low and think high.
Oh, the tricks you can hit if only you try!

One add two add three add four
paradox symposium and so much more....
all things to do before the bag hits the floor!

yes i agree, nice "hiaku's" troyson, see u in 3 weeks

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 07 Aug 2006 19:44

Completely bummed out
Style has been lacking lately
I feel like Steve Blough

It's too hot outside
Broke into a school today
Only shred spot around

Session was cut short
The minute I saw some hope
I'll never give up

It must have been strange
Seeing me jumping around
The Principle glared

On my way outside
I could only think one thing
Shred spot tomorrow?

jrstubs · Post by **jrstubs** » 21 Aug 2006 17:01

I decided to start this up again...

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 26 May 2011 10:51

Why did this thread die?
So much potential and laughs.
Let's bring this shit back.

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 26 May 2011 12:56

Green Cup this weekend.
Want to shred and play net but,
Will my knee hold up?

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