So these guys walk into a bar......

MJK · Post by **MJK** » 27 Jun 2003 23:32

I want everybody to post a different story that starts like this! This should be fun.

MegaFighter_X · Post by **MegaFighter_X** » 28 Jun 2003 00:39

So these guys walk into a bar... One of them says, "So I was skullfucking this bitch, right?"

Panda Licker · Post by **Panda Licker** » 28 Jun 2003 09:36

A guy walks into a bar. he says ouch.

^
thats a thinker right there

SlapNut · Post by **SlapNut** » 28 Jun 2003 09:41

No it's not.
He walks into a bar; as in he runs into it when he's not paying attention...

And it hurts....

so he says 'ouch...'

Panda Licker · Post by **Panda Licker** » 28 Jun 2003 09:49

well duh. u ruined the joke for everybody else who would have to think about it though. see. your a party pooper. maybe your just smart and you didnt have to pause for a second to get it. SLAPNUT IS A GENIUS

BrianW · Post by **BrianW** » 28 Jun 2003 10:21

ne one who couldnt figure that out, or who hasnt already heard that joke...deserves to be shot. but any way. i changed the begining around a bit.... this piece of sting walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. but the bar tender says "we dont serve pieces of string." so the string goes being the bar, ties himself in a knot, and frays both of his ends. then he goes back into the bar and asks for a beer. the bar tender says "arent you that piece of sting that was in here earlier?" and the string says "no, im a frayed knot." haha get it... afraid not-frayed knot. well its better than what everyone else has said so far...so back off. haha

Panda Licker · Post by **Panda Licker** » 28 Jun 2003 10:28

horse walks into a bar. bartender goes "hey buddy, wuts with the long face?"

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 28 Jun 2003 10:33

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Do you have any moonshine?" The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ducks here". The Duck comes back the next day and asks, "Do you have any moonshine?" The bartender says, "Look, I told you yesterday, we don't serve ducks." The next day the duck comes back in the bar and says "Do you have any moonshine?" The bartender screams at the duck, "IF YOU EVER COME IN HERE AGAIN AND ASK FOR MOONSHINE IM GOING TO NAIL YOUR HEAD TO THE FLOOR." So the next day the duck comes into the bar and says, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says "Good, do you have any moonshine?"

Yea. Shitty old joke. I know it was supposed to start off.. a man walked into a bar. But the joke is about a duck, so deal with it.

Panda Licker · Post by **Panda Licker** » 28 Jun 2003 10:37

ive heard it with a duck, a 7-11 and grapes.

I'd like to point out b4 hand that im not racist, and in noway condone parrots holding slaves

Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender goes "Hey thats pretty cool, where'd you get it?" and the parrot replies "Africa, there's millions of them"

RhymesWithAlex · Post by **RhymesWithAlex** » 28 Jun 2003 12:16

A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom then replies, "Why not, I'm a fungi!"

Get it....fun guy.......yea

FootbagginBum · Post by **FootbagginBum** » 28 Jun 2003 12:27

LMAO @ Panda!

2 guys walk into a bar.....third one ducks....

xndru · Post by **xndru** » 28 Jun 2003 12:30

BrianW, that was awful

majet76 · Post by **majet76** » 28 Jun 2003 12:46

a guy walks into a bar and sees a sign, "anyone who can make the donkey laugh gets a free beer." so he walks up to the bartender and tells him he can make the donkey laugh. the bartender directs him to a room and minutes later the guy walks out of the room and tells the bartender that the donkey is laughing. sure enough the donkey was rolling on the floor laughing so to speak. the guy gets his free beer and leaves. a couple of weeks later the same guy walks into the same bar and sees a new sign, "anyone who can make the donkey cry gets a free beer." so again he walks up to the bartender and tells him he can make the donkey cry. the bartender directs him to a room and minutes later the guy walks out of the room and tells the bartender that the donkey is crying. the bartender checks and the donkey is crying. while the guy was drinking his free beer the bartender came up to the guy and asked him "up until you came along no one, as hard as they tried, could make that donkey laugh or cry. how did you do it?" the guy responds, "well the first time i came up to the donkey's ear and whispered 'i have a bigger dick than you.' the second time i showed him.

Panda Licker · Post by **Panda Licker** » 28 Jun 2003 12:49

RhymesWithAlex wrote:A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom then replies, "Why not, I'm a fungi!"

Get it....fun guy.......yea

that was just on the daily show

Matt · Post by **Matt** » 28 Jun 2003 23:05

A pirate walks into a bar with one of those ship steering thingys on his crotch. The bartender says "You know you have a ship steering thingy on your crotch." The Pirate then replies "I know, Its driving me nuts!"

then he asks for a beer...

andy · Post by **andy** » 30 Jun 2003 11:33

Ok on this one a guy does not walk into a bar, he walks into a bus and goes to the back and there is a nun there. He asks the nun to have sex with him. The nun, caught off gaurd, camly says," no thank you" and then gets off at the next stop and so when the guy gets off the busdriver stops him and tells him," I over heard you and I know how u can have sex with her" and the man says," im listening" and so the busdriver says," every Tuseday night the nun goes to the cementary(or how ever u spell it) and prays to god. So when ever she starts praying you can come out in white clothing with maybe some glow in the dark and say' I AM GOD AND I COMMAND YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH ME' and then she will have sex with u" and the man said "thanks" and then he left. When Tuesday came around he went to the cementary dressed up like god and hid behind a tree. Then moments later, sure enough the nun came and started to pray. Then the man jumped out and said" I AM GOD AND I COMMAND U TO HAVE SEX WITH ME" so the nun said,"ok but I want it in the booty butt so I donot lose my virginity since I am married to the church"so the man said,"OK I WILL DO AS U ASK." Then when they were done the man says," HaHaHaHaHa, Im the guy on the bus, stupid" Then the nun says,"HaHaHaHaHa, Im the busdriver"

FootbagginBum · Post by **FootbagginBum** » 30 Jun 2003 18:13

ahhhh

Panda Licker · Post by **Panda Licker** » 30 Jun 2003 18:27

BrianW · Post by **BrianW** » 30 Jun 2003 21:22

A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."
The guy says, "Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work. On my way to work I got in an accident. When I got to work I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. Then to top everything off I came home to my wife screwing my best friend."

The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?"

The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again."

The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?''

The guy says, ''I said BAD DOG!''

MJK · Post by **MJK** » 01 Jul 2003 13:09

My God Andy! Sentences! Pargraphs! Something to make it easier to read!

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