David

david · Post by **david** » 03 Aug 2006 10:20

*insert beatbox entrance*

Greetings. I am your host for today's blog entry! I am the CLEAVER! also known as little beaver!

So, let's talk about my life. Today i was supposed to shred with some boys from new jersey but my momma said it was too hot to shred, so she would not let them come over! my momma!

so that made me go back to bed, i woek up at like 12:30, and then i went online and downloaded the new videos of hacky ball. It was a pleasure for my eyes, phil morrison is the next phil morrison. M!!!!!!!!!

i havent played legsack in 3 days. becasue my knee really hurts from busting phat. but i might play tonight.

right now i am going fishing with some people from school. but i dont have a fishing license, so i will probably just play scrabble with the other smart chicas at the swimming hole. just kidding. no, im not. i really like scrabble.

i want to hit big combos! exspecially 777 because felix did and hes my idol and i want to be just like him, thats why i started beatbox. BOOM CHICA WISHA WISHA

im so tired of writing in this blog. sorry today wasnt very funny, i didnt really try. lets see if you like me when im not the star of the show!

-dc rhydah

jon · Post by **jon** » 03 Aug 2006 10:31

CLEAVAR!!!! the BESTEST SHREDDER in the STATES!!!!!!

YOUR Vidos Rock the PlANot!!!! SUPER TIZZIGHT! SHUTUP STUPID SISTER!

SOME Day I will be like you! I need to FIND CLIMA LIGHT UNITS first.

KISSZ

JoN

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 03 Aug 2006 16:18

david wrote:BOOM CHICA WISHA WISHA

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 03 Aug 2006 23:57

contrived
forced
unsure
fake

if potential was wet
you'd be a great lake

david · Post by **david** » 04 Aug 2006 13:55

I felt pretty human today.

I hadn't played in 3 days till today. I thought I'd come back super strong, all healed up and such. It was pretty much the opposite. I was heaving the whole session, sitting after every long line. My endurance was rock bottom. I'm not sure why. Maybe I'msleeping too much. Maybe the air condiditoning inside is bad for me to inhale. Or maybe I'm just not sound mentally, and that affects the physical.

Probably the latter.

Off to work.

david · Post by **david** » 06 Aug 2006 19:19

Today Chris Miller came to play footbag. This man drove 6 hours total, paid like 25 bucks in tolls, and gave me 2 free footbags. Major props. If you hate chris miller, reverse your thinking, this guy is super nice, and super pumped about spreading shred.

I know this blog is supposed to be all happy jolly now or something since people bookmark it, but here is some new developments in that hacky game I play.

My breathing is really really bad. Like, my endurance is shot, and I have no clue why. I was heaving today after strings, sitting down, it was stupid. It's really a big bummer. My dad thinks its because I sleep in a room and my bed in right below the air conditioner. But can that do that to your lungs? I guess the theory is I'm used to like shitty air getting blown at me, and then when I take in normal air it's like, garbage?

I dont know but it bums me out. It doesnt matter. It's just a game.

If I had a digital camera I'd post all these pics of stuff that happens. Like my new bags or something. Alas, I am not Nate Linscott.

I think I'll sleep in a different room tonight.

david clavens

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 07 Aug 2006 13:24

I know that if I sleep with a cool draft that I usually either wake up with an uncomfortable throat or sick. It's possible that your problem too. Otherwise (and this is a longshot) could it be adult onset asthma? I highly doubt that'd be it, but it came to mind as I read that.

Post by **Zac Miley** » 07 Aug 2006 13:35

I bet if you ran a little bit each day, your endurance would become MUCH better.

I don't see how having air conditioning right above you could cause low endurance, but that's just me.

I have an air vent, and 2 fans when I sleep. I get along fine

.

Althought you do hit some crazy athletic stuff, maybe it's completely different. 0.0

david · Post by **david** » 07 Aug 2006 21:37

So today was such a good day. Finally a good day after a lot of stupid working and bad playing. Well, yesterday was ill, but not playing wise.

So this morning I wake up at 5 in the morning to someone saying "david, why are you here?". So I got out of the trunk and went home. Just kidding. So I woke up in my dining room and I realized I had slept there. And it's like, 5 in the morning. So I then remember I wanted to see if this would make me play better. But damn was I groggy. So I ended up sleeping on the couch for another like, 6 hours. I woke up to my mom being all like "WTF WHY DO YOU SLEEP SO LATE". So anyway, she was pissed. Then she lost her cell phone. It ended up being in some random ass hamper. (hamper for those who dont know holds soiled laundry.)

So anyway I chilled and shit and then I called Mike over and he came down and we starting kicking. We played with this Peng bag that was refilled by miller and dude, BUTTERZ.

seriously, today I was the butter king. Except, I had on lavers, and I wasn't as blazing hot. So anyway, we kicked this bag and I was just like BAM! BAM! hitting lots of cool stuff. And I wasn't breathing nearly as heavy. Like, not normal, but not bad. So in summary, my little plan of sleeping somewhere else really worked. So kids, if your having trouble breathing:

1) put down the joint
2) dont sleep under a frikken vent

Right? Right. So then we were playing and the postal service guy pulls up and he drops a fatty package in my mailbox. Chads new dvd! So I put that on the side and we finish our session and then we are all like "AH!!!!" so we go and watch it and its really good. And its cool cuz ive never had a section on a video before. So now I can finally stop touching myself to champions league and just use my own footage. Sweet! (I'll miss you 7 add section <3 <3)

So anyway, we watched that shit and then we didnt know what to do so we go out in my garage and set up the mats that i got off the internet (www.nefitco.com). I dont really play on them with shoes but i do play on them barefoot, so I let my little feety's enjoy the nice summer air. So mike played with shoes, and I played in my little feetys. It was phat. He busted, and I hit some good barefoot shit. Yum!

I capped off the night with some dinner, and then went out to musicfest. Musicfest is this like, msucial festival thign in downtown bethehem where kids go and chill and shit. its like, 2 weeks long in late august and shit. Anyway, normally its cool, and I normally find like 1 hack circle. But dude, tonight was like, 12 year old girl city. Like all these drunk pre-teens running around talking about their myspace friend count and trying to talk to "billy" whos talking to "sarah" about how good the 8th grade varisty football team is going to be. Hey, a big shut up goes out to all the 12 year old emo kids in bethlehem who like to get drunk and take pictures of themselves and put them online. This blog entry is for you Kylie, I'm sure one day you'll get your man.

So anyway, the next few days look like this:

yea bitches, lots and lots of subway.

Ok so I'm really feeling this new pandora thing kevin crowley posted. Cuz I really don't hear new music very often, and I guess this makes me more worldly or some shit. W00t!

Nothing else is new. Maybe I'll make a video once I get my laptop. I hope someone films U.S Open. I really want to see who wins. I guess I'll just play with everyone at CSS if I go.

Really feeling broadway musical soundtracks latley. Hit it.

-DC-

Zeb Jackson · Post by **Zeb Jackson** » 07 Aug 2006 22:08

dont worry man expect tons of footage

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 07 Aug 2006 22:21

Hey man, it was good playin with ya the other day. I'm glad I got a few more pointers before the competition this week. At least a few people from our area will be going. I know how moms get though, so it's probably best you just take it easy anyway. There's always next year right?

Anyway I'll try and win one for the gipper as they say. I'll make sure to take a bunch of pics. Hey stitch ME a bag while I'm gone okay? This time try to tie off a little better, and gather more. Your pents tend to come out pretty big and loose. Okay well, back to training. Take care little buddy, I owe ya one.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 08 Aug 2006 07:05

david wrote: yea bitches, lots and lots of subway.

be careful. i hear subway is #1 in reported cases of food poisoning (leaving that shiz out all the time)

david wrote: I guess I'll just play with everyone at CSS if I go.

i hope you mean when you go

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 08 Aug 2006 12:22

Definitely nice to hear some good things happening to you, Dave. Wayway is having a lot of shitty things happening in his life, so it's great to read up on some footblogs to help out in this jam. I like reading your blog posts.

I'm thinking I should stitch you up a bag too. I got a new template I'm really satisfied with, and I'm thinking you can be a tester and whatever. That would be super nice. I'd like to send it to you, but I forgot your address.

See you at Funtastiks. Let's hope those 12 year old myspace emo girls don't jump a bus and follow you around. Like a groupie or something. Oh Davey!

Skippy! · Post by **Skippy!** » 08 Aug 2006 15:16

Not only am I 12 years old, but I'm emo too.

I take offence.

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 14 Aug 2006 00:38

8===(hand)==D~~~~

you're driving to Red's right now, you little pussy. come back. stop splitting up the MPC. Red's already in bed and he doesn't want anyone staying there tonight. have fun, cutie.

ps you just won lik e 700. buy me a new belt tomorrow.

<3sb

***SP BROADCAST: SOUTHERN TRESPASS4U***

sampotter · Post by **sampotter** » 14 Aug 2006 22:35

at sams

us open was good

blog entry later

dc

B_Man · Post by **B_Man** » 14 Aug 2006 23:48

I heard the Circle Contest was freakin EPIC! Details!

<3

professor · Post by **professor** » 14 Aug 2006 23:55

I heard the Circle Contest was freakin EPIC! Details!

Oh, you don't even know....

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 15 Aug 2006 02:43

Congratulations Davd. I'm proud of you bro. I believed in you all the way, and I knew you could pull it off. You're the best!!@!!

I <3 <3 <3 YOUr STYLE YOU ARE SARCED US STYLIE PLAYER WHO KNOW ONE COUDL BE LIKE!11!!11

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » 15 Aug 2006 06:08

YOu ARE M Y PIppIN!!!!111