Nannying Adventures!!! Please Help!

[Guest_2]

I am going to be launching into the child care industry tomorrow!

$75 a day! + Expenses!
I have two fun filled days coming up to have crazy fun with 11 year old twin guys. They are uber smart and cool cats!

Here's the list so far of cool shit we are going to do!

1) Footbag 4-Square! Of course!

2) French Park! It has a ropes course, Ice cream place! A beach! Fine hunnies to impress. One of them can pretend to have a scrape and asks the cutie for a band aid and I run up all concerned, "Is he ok? Do you have a band-aid? Would you like my #?" etc

3) Fly a kite! I have an awesome fucking kite in my car-we may as well fly it!

4) Drive to G-dfather's pizza and play the X-MEN arcade game! [Maybe ]

5) Go to Target and stage a huuuuuuuuuuge battle in the middle of the aisles with the action figures still in the boxes and get thrown out

6) Run through Sprinklers!

7) Introduce them to slave labor and footbag stitching!



Those are my ideas so far! What have you to add?

[Iron Clad Ben]

My girlfriend has been a nanny for 5 years. I'll have to ask her for some ideas, she actually created a modified account once, maybe I can persuade her to post here. Well if that doesn't happen here are some ideas I can think of based on what she's done with kids that age:

Bike rides are good assuming you and the kidz have bikes

9) Take em to the pool! Not much of summer left, get some time in the water while you can.

10) Two words: DISC GOLF.

11) Teach them to chug soda. It will be an important skill for use with other beverages in 10 years (or maybe 6 or 7 years, whatever).

12) Take the parents car and go off-roading. Let each of them have a shot at driving while you're out there. If you go through some mud take it to the car wash. Otherwise the parents should have no idea what you did.

[Guest_2]

LOL! Awesomee post Ben

I hope your girlfriend can hook me up with some other great [legal!] ideas!

[PegLegHolly]

ive found that vcr's make the best babysitters...

"you cant find a babysitter?!? ya got you a vcr dont you?!?!"
ronnie dobbs from "run ronnie run"

kids love me.. parents hate me... take notes, dude

kids like art stuff. get some finger paints, some newspaper, and some cheap coloring books. go outside on the driveway/proch/somewhere you wont get paint on carpets or walls. use the newspaper as a base so you dont make their parents mad.

also 11 year olds like mario-type video games.

and hide-and-seek (doing it inside is more fun but if you are in a small house or a house full of glass shit then it wont turn out well)

get some of those cheap-o feathers that you can find at craft stores and make indian head-dresses... then you can be cool indians...
or if indians arent cool to them try robots/PIRATES/cowboys/ninjas/dinosaurs

freeze tag
bikes
finding frogs and throwing them in the air to watch them splat on the pavement
army men
NINJA TURTLES




but dont tell them you eat bitches for breakfast.

[pips]

finding frogs and throwing them in the air to watch them splat on the pavement

How about no. Find frogs, and play with them nicely. I used to get a kick out of watching a frog/ toad eat bugs. Then put them back, or build them a sweet home for a while.

[Guest_1]

Thank you all for all your help!
Here is what we accomplished so far!

1) Footbag 4-square!
2) Went to the beach and ran around
3) Played Frisbee
4) Used doors!
5) Flew a kite [day two used all the string + more string from another kite, it went uber high!
6) Road on the tran
7) Went to trendy uptown and drank tea
Dressed up like Pirates
9) Did science experiments and blew stuff up
10) Had a Pirates battle with nerf guns at a mall
11) Bought 3 nerf guns before the battle
12) Shot my girlfriend with nerf guns at the beach
13) Blew stuff up at the beach
14) Had fun the whole time!

[james_dean]

haha, sounds like a killer time, to think you got paid for that